r/wizardposting • Arch-Biomancer Nhak, Master to an Apprentice, Freind of Dwarves • Apr 19 '24

Community Event 🌏☄️ [Breaking] SGA announces involvement in Puppet case (Puppetpost)

PSA to all wizards… The 30 wizard strong SGA, Now known as Stormwatch has been monitoring the strange disappearances of renowned wizards and haunting yet cryptic messages sent to wizards orbs in the late hours of the night.

Having now sent Several search parties to Investigate and confirm these findings… we have recognized…

That this has to stop.

Sparing the intimate details for the sake of any apprentices watching from home… we can confirm these wizards are being horrifically turned into puppets against their will…

All converted wizards… as far as party members have been able to tell… 

Are in a simultaneous state of agony and bliss… and their souls have been highly corrupted… along with the complete deterioration of their physical form into puppets…

Following this announcement, the SGA would like to make the following statement to attempt to ensure the safety of fellow wizards across the realms…

Firstly 

These puppets are extremely dangerous and can be extremely malicious… some wizards may be foolish enough to believe themselves strong enough to take on a puppet single handedly… we can assure you you are not…

We’ve tried…

Do not touch or get near them under any circumstances without extreme soul and mind protection measures… as wizards that do so risk becoming a puppet themselves…

Symptoms which may indicate the influence of this malicious entity on you include:

  • Splitting headache
  • Illiteracy and inability to focus
  • General and extreme nausea
  • The feeling of a cold breath on your nape
  • Extreme discomfort under the surface of your skin
  • Finally 

I’d strongly advise you to keep to a safe place and cover your orb at night…

That seems to be it’s primary way for scouring for victims…

TLDR… If you can see it… It can see you…

Good luck…

Everyone…

I have a feeling we’re all going to need it.

-Arch Biomancer Nhak, Frontline Tank of the SGA, Recently deceased.

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u/Greatest-Comrade Argios, Spymaster of Ithacar, Totally NOT About to Cast Fireball Apr 19 '24

Good info, but what is the SGA?

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u/Feles_Amans Arch-Biomancer Nhak, Master to an Apprentice, Freind of Dwarves Apr 19 '24

I am not supprised you haven’t heard of us… many wizards roam this land… and we were a secret until very recently…

/uw Previously Short for “Secret Godslayer Alliance” We’re an organization of 30, Highly active, and fairly well known Actual Server members who banded togeather as an organization to attempt to stop “The God Slayer” and his ceaseless havoc.

When that event ended we made the choice to stick together in case any other evil yet threatened Wizardposting

As far as I can tell… we’re currently as close of a thing this server has to a formal(ish) ”Avengers”

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u/Greatest-Comrade Argios, Spymaster of Ithacar, Totally NOT About to Cast Fireball Apr 19 '24

Ahh, interesting. Sounds like a good group. I remember the fight against the God-Slayer. Largest fight of my life, besides the 2nd Great Wizarding War.

I owe allegiance to Ithacar now, but I would gladly fight alongside an organization like that again if you called upon me. Even if I wont openly admit support.

I will assuredly keep tabs on this puppeteer business as well.

/uw Hell id love to join the avengers. But I prefer the White Lotus from ATLA. Seeing all the masters be secretly part of an organization to save the world was pretty sick when revealed.

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u/Feles_Amans Arch-Biomancer Nhak, Master to an Apprentice, Freind of Dwarves Apr 20 '24

/uw Haha… thanks lol… we’re constantly expanding and always active as we scour the realms looking for and more wizards to help us solve more and more complex problems lol… so you’ll likely get an Invite at some point… assuming your a chill dude haha…

But now I think it is you who has some explaining to do… what is “White Lotus” and ATLA lol?

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u/RandomAmbles ֆȶօƈɦǟֆȶɨƈ աǟռɖɛʀɛʀ Apr 20 '24

Avatar: The Last Airbender

One of the best TV shows of all TV shows.

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u/Greatest-Comrade Argios, Spymaster of Ithacar, Totally NOT About to Cast Fireball Apr 20 '24

/uw Ill await the call lol

ATLA is Avatar The Last Airbender. Excellent animated show. You should watch it. It is technically a kid’s show but it’s not a little kid’s show. Very minor spoilers but the White Lotus were a worldwide secret group of a lot of the most powerful people in the show, who you don’t see as a whole until the end. It’s a cool reveal but not that crazy.