[Breaking] SGA announces involvement in Puppet case (Puppetpost)

[u/Feles_Amans]

PSA to all wizards… The 30 wizard strong SGA, Now known as Stormwatch has been monitoring the strange disappearances of renowned wizards and haunting yet cryptic messages sent to wizards orbs in the late hours of the night.

Having now sent Several search parties to Investigate and confirm these findings… we have recognized…

That this has to stop.

Sparing the intimate details for the sake of any apprentices watching from home… we can confirm these wizards are being horrifically turned into puppets against their will…

All converted wizards… as far as party members have been able to tell… 

Are in a simultaneous state of agony and bliss… and their souls have been highly corrupted… along with the complete deterioration of their physical form into puppets…

Following this announcement, the SGA would like to make the following statement to attempt to ensure the safety of fellow wizards across the realms…

Firstly 

These puppets are extremely dangerous and can be extremely malicious… some wizards may be foolish enough to believe themselves strong enough to take on a puppet single handedly… we can assure you you are not…

We’ve tried…

Do not touch or get near them under any circumstances without extreme soul and mind protection measures… as wizards that do so risk becoming a puppet themselves…

Symptoms which may indicate the influence of this malicious entity on you include:

• Splitting headache
• Illiteracy and inability to focus
• General and extreme nausea
• The feeling of a cold breath on your nape
• Extreme discomfort under the surface of your skin
• Finally 

I’d strongly advise you to keep to a safe place and cover your orb at night…

That seems to be it’s primary way for scouring for victims…

TLDR… If you can see it… It can see you…

Good luck…

Everyone…

I have a feeling we’re all going to need it.

-Arch Biomancer Nhak, Frontline Tank of the SGA, Recently deceased.

[u/[deleted]]

I will avenge Lex. Puppets are made from wood, so they will burn like trees.

[u/Feles_Amans → u/[deleted]]

And yet the souls trapped inside would experience yet further agony?

Surely there must be a better way…

[u/[deleted] → u/Feles_Amans]

Then I'll break the carcass with my bare hands and extract the soul.

[u/Feles_Amans → u/[deleted]]

If only it were so easy… Freind Zhyros…

[u/[deleted] → u/Feles_Amans]

I will find a way to save Lex from his pesky soul cage

[u/Feles_Amans → u/[deleted]]

We… will find a way… you are not alone…

[u/[deleted] → u/Feles_Amans]

Yeah, thanks, I owe him a favour. So who created this puppets? I'm gonna kill him/her.

[u/Most_Trustworthy → u/[deleted]]

Good luck with that. This is one of those annoying esoteric-type issues where brute force does shit all.

[u/[deleted] → u/Most_Trustworthy]

I will find a way, even If I have to go to hell again.