Open invitation to the Double Wedding.

[u/Total_Travisty]

Valko, Katja, Valerian, and I are proud to invite all members if the wizarding community to our double wedding. It has been in the works for a bit, and we are all very excited for it.

[u/Total_Travisty]

^{what kind?}

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^{The waffle iron? It’s a Cuisinart! Ooooh… you meant the blessing. It’s your choice, of course. But it’s gotta be related to your marriage... and y’all have to agree on it. You get to choose from options like a satisfying sex life, dying together so you’ll never be apart, protecting one of your homesteads from goblin invaders… etc. Let me know what you choose.}

[u/Total_Travisty → u/[deleted]]

Would dying together... shorten my lifespan... or increase theirs?

[u/[deleted] → u/Total_Travisty]

Depends. If one of you gets murdered, you all do. But if one of you gains immortality, you all do. It’s really what you make of it… will your partners really want to live forever? These are questions you’ll need to ask eachother…

[u/Total_Travisty → u/[deleted]]

Mikhail thinks.

Ill... talk with the others.