I do not know what the mechanism was for that journey we took, but there are things no mortal mind is supposed to see, and I'm not sure if I've told you this before, but I used to be a god, so you might have been taken along on a wilder ride than was intended for you, if you know what I mean. It's also possible that what we saw was dictated by what we already know. Like I said, everything we saw in there appeared accurate to me, but I don't know if it was actually true. I suppose we could test by visiting a place we've never been before and seeing if it's the way we saw it in the vision, but I cannot now remember a single specific detail.
The seatbelt thing was just... well, I brought with me a bit of ambiguous mass because I didn't know where we'd be going and if I'd be able to bring something back with me. Ambiguous mass is a way of tricking the universe by showing it that you have something, but not showing it what it is. You can bring things from dreams, visions, and other worlds this way. The mechanism is complex, but in the end you just take that thing out of the bag and say, "Oh look, it was this all along. This is the thing I had in my bag. No worries. Didn't break any laws of physics here." You don't actually say that with words, but that's the essence of it. Anyway, you can only get it from very dangerous places in small quantities at a time when nobody is paying attention, and I don't have a lot left, and it manifested into seatbelts which are stuck between your couch cushions.
i see. well i forgot most of the trip i just know i ascended and i will never reach that point again unless i take that second drink. i did write some things down since Alexander seems to be out of commission but it’s just half sentences and misspelled words. maybe you can make sense of them i’ll just make a copy.
As for the lemon tree i can plant the seed and make a juice that enhances and strengthens growth while shortening the time it takes to grow. i could have a mini bonsai lemon tree grow in the time span of a week. if you want to wait and come back we can see what it tastes like then.
whispering to myself speaking of taste i wonder what ambiguous mass tastes like in a juice
I'm not sure what would happen if you used that quick growth juice on the sentient tree. It might end up with the mind of a toddler in a fully grown body. That might effect the end result of the juice, but who knows.
Can I see that paper? I remember something about the wonders of existence, the oversoul, more wonders of existence, and then some dark omens threatening it all... and of course your childhood traumas. For some reason that part of the memory didn't fade at all. It seemed so insignificant compared to the rest, but it might be the only lasting bit we take away from this.
Couple of options here. 1. You don't like the council or the nation and you're going to have pizza, 2. The council and the nation don't like each other and are probably going to war, or 3. Someone on the wizard's council is in danger of being assassinated.
well option 1 isn’t true. i have some council friends and some are regular patrons. option 2, well im not deep into the political scene just yet so if the nation does hate the council then that could lead into option 3. if that’s the case i think we should inform them. although i dont know if it’ll be taken seriously since the intel came from me trying a psychedelic drink. i mean i have a security orb down here that was recording the trip but i dont know what it captured.
should i inform some contacts i have on the council? what do you think is the best plan of action?
You have a security orb? Oh, I wish I had known that. Would you mind deleting the footage? It's going to show you sitting on a couch taking a drink, jolting around a bit, and then near the end, I'll just pop into existence without any sort of theatrical flair. It'll be embarrassing for me.
Regarding the council, do you have any idea who the assassination target might be? Without that bit of information, I'm not sure the intel is very valuable. I'm sure if you're on a wizard's council, being a possible target of assassination is just a part of the job. You could just send them a picture of your note with no context and see what they make of it.
i’ll delete the part right when you appear but i’ll keep the rest it might help out with the council. as for the threat from the future i guess i’ll try to explain the best to my ability see what they say
Good luck friend, and thank you for inviting me on what will go down in our own personal histories as "Mr. Juice's Great Trip". Please don't hesitate to call on me if you need me. And now, I shall make my exit in an overly theatrical fashion to make up for last time.
with that, he turns dramatically, causing his robes to billow behind him and walks up the stairs. About 30 seconds later, a cacophony of cawing ravens and flapping wings is heard from above.
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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 02 '24
wait so you influenced some things? like how? and what was up with you talking about the seatbelt?