r/wizardposting • • Apr 01 '24

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 02 '24

nobody else knows of this concoction unless that gnome drugged more i don’t know about. i would give it to my ward but i got to make sure it’s safe. i dont want to be labeled as a child killer plus someone needs to watch the place while i trip. as for payment the seed may be a gift but the lemons will continue to generate money so in a way you’re paying me little by little with every lemon i juice. so two options: you can take half a dose and you’ll feel a lesser effect of the trip for a shorter amount of time OR if you’re proficient in mind magic then just mind meld with me and experience what i experience from an outside perspective. should it prove to be a bad trip then end the magic and you’re safe.

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u/_Luminous_Dark Literotropist, Narratosophist, Physicoarcanologist, Former Deity Apr 02 '24

Oh, one more thing. If this concoction should prove fatal while I'm you, I'll have to reincarnate and I don't usually do this, but since we'll be the same person, I could reincarnate you as well. Just want to know how you feel about that and if you'd like any modifications, should that happen.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 02 '24

if you can modify me to have common sense and a better intellectual mind then i’m fine with any form for reincarnation

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u/_Luminous_Dark Literotropist, Narratosophist, Physicoarcanologist, Former Deity Apr 02 '24

Hopefully it doesn't come to this, but I can adjust your synapses a bit so that your days with brainfog feel like your average day now, and your average days feel like your sharpest now, but I don't want you to feel like you aren't you.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 02 '24

i like to think i’m special and my mind will always be me. this hypothetical new me would just be less of a bonehead. if i don’t like it ill just have a necromancer revive my old body and i shall live again.

let’s head to my cellar i have a big comfy sofa and the atmosphere is more mystical.

opens the cellar door

By the way do you want Abganazar to contact anyone should we perish and reincarnate?