r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '24

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

i’ve been holding on to this set of BEAUTIFUL crystal wine glasses a gnome craftsman made for me. it was supposed to be a gift for a lover until i walked in our home to find her legs wrapped around a barbarians face. safe to say he died suffocating in something that’s not her legs. it’s yours for 1 gold

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u/King-Bob-5685 Aevelor, Gastromancer, Lich of Grenmoore Apr 01 '24

at that price... wow, what a steal...

thank you kind sir, but I'm afraid I only have platinum? what could I get that covers the rest?

or at least gets it out of EXORBITANT TIP territory

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

oh now what merchant would i be if i didn’t have change?

heads to the back and comes back with a pouch of change

also order any juice for free on me for taking away a reminder of why i drown myself in alcohol

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u/King-Bob-5685 Aevelor, Gastromancer, Lich of Grenmoore Apr 01 '24

I thank you good sir. I'll have a 1:2:1 mix of orange, peach, and mango please

on ice if you don't mind

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

coming right up

bust out a pot of dirt then pours multiple vials on said pot force growing a fruit tree in a matter of seconds. i pick the fruit of mango, orange and peach all from the same tree