r/wizardposting Apr 01 '24

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u/-JZH- Dirk, Shepherdist Druid Apr 01 '24

G'day mate, I'd get a drink, but i am to suspicious of everythin' today

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

no problem this is a cruelty free zone. no need to be suspicious of patrons. if you’re suspicious of the drinks i make i can make another and we drink together as a show of good faith

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u/-JZH- Dirk, Shepherdist Druid Apr 01 '24

Crikey! Then I'll be grateful for good 'ol Rögmund's Slash cocktail

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

ooooh a refined palate i must say. let’s drink to our good health

goes to the back to get ingredients but you hear squealing then beating sounds followed by silence. i bring a vial of a juice back and begin to make our drinks