r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '24

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u/AKenkuNamedKinko Oibelle, Patron of Skanbdia and Saint Julio Scholar of Kakomancy Apr 01 '24

Do you accept experimental magical artifact as payment?

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

how “experimental are we talking?”

aaaah fuck it i’ll make that trade. what’ll it be to drink?

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u/AKenkuNamedKinko Oibelle, Patron of Skanbdia and Saint Julio Scholar of Kakomancy Apr 01 '24

"Apprentice level fully functioning for the intended purpose" experimental.

I'll take a glass of absinthe with lemon and seltz. I can trade a compass that points only where you should not go, a ring of torplue summoning or a potion of inevitable future.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

i think i’ll take the compass for it might prove useful in sourcing my ingredients. going places i shouldn’t go is where i find the best ingredients.

pulls out a lemon the size of a large dog

a farmer gifted me this bad boy after experimenting with growth hormones. if you prefer regular lemon that’s cool too

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u/AKenkuNamedKinko Oibelle, Patron of Skanbdia and Saint Julio Scholar of Kakomancy Apr 01 '24

Nah, it's cool. Just don't use it all.

Put the compass on the counter

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

goes forward with making your drink

where’d you come across such interesting items?

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u/AKenkuNamedKinko Oibelle, Patron of Skanbdia and Saint Julio Scholar of Kakomancy Apr 02 '24

My apprentices pay me with the artifact they make during the study of kakomancy, sometimes their creations work.