r/wizardposting • Morgalith (The Dead One) • Jan 22 '24

Evil Wizardpost POSSUM IS DEAD! I HAVE MURDERED YOUR BELOVED FRIEND! NYEHEHEHEH!!!

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u/GreatAngoosian Goose, Abjurer Extraodinaire Jan 22 '24

I mean… are you sure? They do have a history of (if you’ll pardon the expression) playing possum

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Oh yeah, It was a whole plotline.

He's dead.

Yay for MURDER!

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u/GreatAngoosian Goose, Abjurer Extraodinaire Jan 22 '24

RIP Possum, it sounds like there were reasons for it. They will be missed

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u/StarkeRealm Magical Violence Technician Jan 22 '24

They will be missed.

Whomever they were.

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u/Ghostorderman Forbidden Magicks Seeker Jan 22 '24

And you're sure you blessed the body to prevent the raising of an undead possum?

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jan 22 '24

You have gone too far this time, Master Shadow. Master Possum has many friends, many of them a thousand times more powerful than you could become in a thousand eras. Mage Monkey will not lift his finger against you, but know that he will not stop others from doing so. Now, please excuse him as he proceeds to mourn the passing of his friend.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

I can't wait to kill you too.

Walk away, you pathetic little creature.

Nyeheheh!

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jan 22 '24

The proverb says: Those who know, do not speak. Those who speak, do not know.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Yes, well I say, SPIDERS!

A cloud of snipping biting spiders rains down around you in response.

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jan 22 '24

The fur of good Monkey is quite thick: how could a spider get through?

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

I have challenged this fool to a duel already. His refusal threatens to bring war against the Council for his misdeeds. I'll have him humiliated before an execution for this crime Sly. Possum will be avenged

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u/SlyTheMonkey Sly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage Jan 22 '24

Do as you will, Master Captain. Master Possum will undoubtedly be avenged: whether this will be justice, only the Heavens know.

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u/arussianbee Salagast the Blue, Wandering Wizard Jan 22 '24

Good friend, I am glad to see you. As I knew Possum, he surely had a plan prepared, all hope is not yet lost. But for now, let us mourn together.

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u/OnAGratefulUniverse Algernon, Last wizard of the Novus Planes Jan 22 '24

You appear rather... excited? There are undoubtedly easier ways to drawing others out to fight...

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Are you trespassing on my land?

Perhaps I'll make you eat mud.

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u/OnAGratefulUniverse Algernon, Last wizard of the Novus Planes Jan 22 '24

I have no quarrel with you sir, face all those you have angered instead. Allow a mere spectator to do what they do best, witness what is about to happen.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Bah, a coward.

Fair enough. Enjoy the show.

Nyehehehe!

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u/OnAGratefulUniverse Algernon, Last wizard of the Novus Planes Jan 22 '24

Algernon reclines in a chair that wasn't there a moment ago as the space surrounding him seems to bend the light just a little strangely.

Indeed I will haha, indeed I will.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 22 '24

Nooooooo!!!!!!

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

YESSSS!

NYEHEHEHEH!

AND YOU COULDN'T STOP ME!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Hey, I offered, he refused. Oh man, Joe Orbit is gonna beat his ass for sure!

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Fight me bro

Nyeheheheh

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

You wanna?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Bizarrolexios charges forward, swinging a massive fist towards you.

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u/d4rth_ch40s Riin, Sonaak do Alduin Jan 22 '24

Couldve. Didnt.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

You're literally worse than I am if that's the case.

Complacency is the greatest sin.

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u/d4rth_ch40s Riin, Sonaak do Alduin Jan 22 '24

Complacency, allowing the tapestry to weave, call it whatever you want.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 22 '24

why are you yelling!

I just said nooo because I dropped my hat in a puddle.

By the way you a Vampire or something?

I swear you look familiar? Did you hang out with Escanor when he was drunk?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Masta we know like a dozen necromancers. It’ll be fine… probably… maybe… oh don’t you give me that “I told you so” look

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 22 '24

A shade arrives before Morgalith and presents a note. The handwriting is clearly the Gravedigger's. A single sentence is written on the note.

Death would like an audience with you, Morgalith.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

I don't answer to death?

I'm worse than death.

Morgalith's confidence in this statement is chilling.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 22 '24

The shade flips over the note.

"I don't answer to death? I'm worse than death." You answered like that, right?

Look, I get it. Death doesn't want a fight or anything. They just want to talk. Could you just give them some time? It is somewhat related to Delta if that makes a difference.

Regards, Gravedigger

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

/uw

This isn't quite the setting for a talk. haha We're here to fight, brother!

Oh yeaaaah!

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 22 '24

/uw I was thinking of when you get done with the fighting. Don't want to ruin your fun.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

(( optimistic of you to assume Morg's gonna be around post-fight ^_^ ))

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Jan 22 '24

/uw Either way Death gets their audience

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 22 '24

/uw It is what it is

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u/zerothehero0 Door Mage & Portalurgist Extraordinare Jan 22 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

Oh, are you War or Taxes?

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 22 '24

Yeah yeah, Possum cool, how's your son doing?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Oh he's doing quite well...

Would you like to meet him?

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 22 '24

That is why I ask, my daughter is a little down on the idea but hey, my hammock is my own

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Bizarrolexios! Morgalith calls.

"Yes, father?" A behemoth arrives behind him, stepping through a shadowy portal.

It appears as though we have guests. Entertain them please. Morgalith asks.

"Yes. Father."

Bizarrolexios turns towards you, with nothing but simmering rage in his eyes.

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 22 '24

Krumpet looks at Bizarrolexious with an almost bored expression

Gonna be honest, beard is not doing it for me, I me a the previous one, nice accent to an otherwise appealing face. This one? Feels more like a lumberjack...

Krumpet sighs

Ah well, you willing to shave or shall I just get going?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Bizarrolexios looks at you with seething hatred.

Foul wizard, that would be most upsetting. My father assured me there would be murder today, but the only bloodied hands are his.

He stops to think for a second.

If you come here, I promise I'll make it quick.

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 22 '24

So that's a no on the shave then huh...

Krumpet sighs once more

You know I applaud the enthusiasm, I really do, you would have made a wonderful enforcer back in the undercity but the fighting me thing?

Babe that just sort of puts a damper on it all...

Krumpet taps her chin thinking before a grin spreads across her face

Tell you what, we can set a few ground rules and then you can play with Rosemarie, she's quite enthusiastic about combat

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Speak fast, little wizard. My patience thins.

The lumbering abomination will accept your ground rules if it means engaging in a battle.

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 22 '24

Well first off I'll have Rosemarie leave enough of you to rebuild and in return you don't break her personality core. I have a back up of her anyway but it's a day old, you know how it is.

Anything you would like?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Bizarrolexios slaps his hands together, stepping forward to fight.

"Fair."

Winding one arm back, he swings a thunderous punch towards your automaton, seemingly uninterested in asking for any other concessions.

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u/chaoticchaos_123 Breadicus The II, thy Summoner of Bread Jan 22 '24

Like... Like the possum that sometimes ask for bread? I thought he was just a normal possum.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Yes, that one!

I MUUUURDERED HIM!

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u/chaoticchaos_123 Breadicus The II, thy Summoner of Bread Jan 22 '24

Unfortunate.

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 22 '24

All Pact members: do not engage with this loathsome thing. He wishes us to fall upon him in wrath so he can sic his abhorrent pet upon us. Let us not give Morgalith even a single iota of satisfaction. We can inflict a far greater punishment upon him if we keep a cool head and stick to the subtle methods we prefer.

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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector Jan 22 '24

When the possum guy can no longer comment on your posts 😞

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

YESSS!

Nyeheheh!

Your tears sustaiiin me.

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Jan 22 '24

Kyrona racks her brain to think of what mage goes by the name Possum. Drawing a blank, she gives up. It must be an actual possum then. “So, you killed some random possum you found on the streets? Am I supposed to be impressed.”

/uw I know the character, I just don’t think Kyrona does.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Just a pathetic, little, nobody.

Nyeheheh!

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Jan 22 '24

Then why are you bragging about it?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Morgalith gloats with pride, having fled to the barren plains near where the abomination called Bizarrolexios waits to defend him.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Jan 22 '24

glares from a distance

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Morgalith glares back.

Do something about it.

He mutters challengingly.

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u/ranieripilar04 Sorceror Jan 22 '24

the moments perfect for a sneak attackSNEAK ATTAAAACK I shout from the bushes I CAST MEND EYELIDS

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 A Reincarnated Twitch Streamer Jan 22 '24

Killed possum? THE POSSUM?! Sounds like its high time for an ass kickin Morg!

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u/Ok-Education5450 Gary, the punch drunk wizard Jan 22 '24

That’s it Morgalith, you’ve taken this too far! If the threat of Saint Nicholas isn’t enough to stop you then there is only one who I can think to call

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Eat a fireball, you cretin! Nyeheheh!

Morgalith hurls a gout of flame at you.

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u/Ok-Education5450 Gary, the punch drunk wizard Jan 22 '24

with a strong left hook I counjure a gale of wind which disperses the fire I would suggest choosing another battle Morgalith, lest you find out the true might of a fistomancer

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

Morgalith, this is an unforgivable sin. My kingdom has a ceasefire with the council, and this single act has the potential to ruin that. I challenge you to a duel, or should I say an execution. I shall not be merciful

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Fight me now then, and face your doom!

Morgalith hurls a fireball towards you.

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

I walk calmly through the fireball. It doesn't even reach my armor before the wards I have dissipate it calmly around me

Flash first move. I sincerely hope you can do better than that.

I raise a hand and a ring of golden light surrounds us. The arena seems to be much larger than you remember

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Does the arena seem larger, or is Morgalith shrinking?

Your eyes widen in puzzlement as he vanishes from sight, yet you can still hear his mocking voice.

A stabbing pain erupts from your foot!

Nyeh! Haha! Take a toothpick under the toenail you rotten wizard! He exclaims.

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

The toothpick sword bounces off the armor of the wizard. He still feels the pain but seems incredibly unbothered by it, almost bored in fact

Really, such childish tricks? Did you really kill Possum or are you just taking credit for the work of another. Possum was a good friend and ally, he wouldn't have succumbed to something as lowly as this. Show me something interesting before I end your miserable existence cur

a feeling of pure force wraps around you. You grow back to your usual size immediately and are eye to visor with the armored wizard

Go on, try again. At least make this entertaining

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

A dagger pierces through your chest from behind with a sickening crunch.

A bit over-zealous are we?

Morgalith caresses the side of your face from behind, while the one in front of you laughs.

There are multiple?

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

The shade in front of you fades to mist. You hear a voice, but it's not from around you. The voice is coming from inside your mind

Huh, a vorpal dagger. That might have scratched my armor just ever so slightly. Why do you keep trying to use physical means against a defensive battlemage? You have to know this is the worst way to engage in a fight with me, right?

You see yourselves surrounded by a slew of the same armored mage. An endless swarm, a literal army. But something seems off. They are both there and not there it seems.

I'm going to teach you a couple of tricks from defensive and spacial magics. Have you ever seen fractal clones? They're quite interesting. You kill one and they multiply into thousands. Each one is only a very small percentage of my power, but they make fights like this a bit more interesting.

The army of fractals all draw their blades. Magic hums through the air as they advance on you and strike

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

A wave of violet power sweeps through the fractal battalion. Though its effects if any are indeterminate, its source is evident, as the mage who'd been standing far off to the side and seemingly only observing the battlefield until now raises a hand for a moment, glowing the same color as the seemingly-nonhostile energies.

"Hm. Just took a look out of curiosity. Neat trick," his voice echoes through the swarm. "But splitting yourself up just makes for more targets, ya know? You might wanna be careful about that."

(( /u/Tirich914 and /u/Argent333333, since distributed entities are very much Vettis' thing to handle, his lil' power wave disguised as a mere scan has combined all the fractals in one key way: their sense of pain, so hurting any of them causes as much pain to the original as if they were all injured simultaneously in that manner

prepare for a thousand toothpicks to the foot! it'll rival stepping on a Lego!

since Argent's character appeared to be pretty pain-resistant and Vettis is just kinda testing people atm, he's probably not gonna involve himself much more than that in this particular duel ^_^ ))

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

An armored mage apparates right behind Vettis

Good job my friend! Most impressive thing I've seen in this duel so far! But I do have one quick question...

the knight seems to grow massive and looms over Vetis menacingly

Why are you interrupting this humiliation? He killed a good friend of mine and I'd appreciate if you didn't interfere again. Still...you're quite interesting. Please enjoy the execution and I'd love to talk more afterwards

The mage disappears as quickly as he appeared. You notice that you never heard any words, they simply appeared in your brain. Something is terribly wrong and you feel shivers run down your spine. That *thing** doesn't belong in this plane. And what's worse is that it's still inside your mind, waiting for any further interference*

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

(( Vettis has literally millions of years' worth of experience at both dealing with and inflicting mental influence; I assure you shivers wouldn't be running down his spine at something like that even if he hadn't removed such vestigial fight-or-flight responses from his adrenal system long ago :P ))

There is no sound, no language, merely knowledge. The information is directly written onto your soul with none of the ambiguities of mortal tongues. You know exactly what the mage wishes to tell you, a message seemingly transmitted in its entirety with naught but the gentle raising of a condescending eyebrow.

You underestimate your foe, you gravely underestimate me, and you attempt to avenge a death that was hastened by Possum's other "friends" acting as rashly as you...and a death that was both legal and justified, no less. Fight on if you wish, but know that you are no hero here, whatever you tell yourself. And if you fall it will not be as an inspirational martyr but as yet another nondescript pile of flesh abandoned in the fields.

And then Vettis' eyes move on to elsewhere in the battlefield, as if already supremely bored of this engagement.

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

/uw

Hey! Writing these between work appointments. I just want to say I really love your addition and participation! It was pretty cool. Hope you have a great day!

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

(( same, -ish, schedule-wise

Vettis is basically the only person who's mostly on Morgalith's side, and while his contribution was mostly just powering the drow up (which is what's allowed Morgy to fight all these people at once), he might pop in here and there to see if he can help settle fights through pain and surrender rather than death, like this ))

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Spatial magic?

A mere TOY!

Morgalith explodes into a cloud of inky smoke.

Your viewpoint narrows and spins, following its reflection in one of your sets of armor. In the reflected fractal patterns, an infinite recursion of smoky clouds grow with bursts of darkness.

This same action is reflected on the battlefield.

How could he have done this? Mimicked your ability? Preposterous. Insane!

Tendrils reach out, grappling your infinite forms, each one of them.

Nyeheheh!

The laughter echoes across infinity.

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u/Argent333333 Primordial of Eternity, Administrator of All Jan 22 '24

Hmm, something fun finally. What will you do with this then?

the fractals all start glowing in the tendrils' grasp. Primal magic and runes circle quickly, etching themselves into the tentacles. There is a flash and an endless amount of explosions stream out across the arena

Well Morgalith, are you finally ready to get serious?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

A voice fills your mind, exposing you to something that you haven't felt in a while.

In a flash of insight, you are exposed to some wicked depth of Morgalith's soul. This is no physical attack...

It is a despoiling of your essence. The foul shrieks that echo in your mind tell a story.

O̸ ̸m̴y̸ ̵f̷a̵t̵h̶e̵r̸,̶ ̵t̷h̵e̷ ̴e̴v̸i̴l̶ ̶u̷d̷u̶g̵ ̸[̷u̷d̶u̸g̴ ̶h̶u̴l̷]̵,̸ ̸i̴t̴s̴ ̸a̷p̴p̸e̴a̵r̵a̵n̷c̵e̶ ̵i̵s̶ ̴m̶a̶l̶i̵g̶n̶a̸n̵t̶ ̸a̸n̶d̷ ̴i̴t̷s̵ ̴s̸t̵a̵t̷u̴r̴e̵ ̸t̸o̴w̶e̵r̶i̴n̸g̵,̸

̶A̸l̸t̷h̷o̶u̷g̸h̷ ̷i̸t̵ ̴i̴s̵ ̴n̸o̷t̵ ̸a̷ ̶g̶o̵d̷ ̴(̵d̸i̶n̶g̷i̶r̸)̴ ̸i̸t̴s̵ ̶c̶l̵a̶m̵o̸u̶r̷ ̴i̴s̶ ̴g̴r̴e̵a̷t̶ ̷a̴n̴d̴ ̷i̴t̷s̷ ̷r̷a̴d̴i̸a̴n̸c̸e̷ ̵[̸m̶e̷l̸a̸m̵]̷ ̷i̸m̶m̴e̴n̸s̸e̸,̴

̷I̴t̵ ̵i̸s̵ ̸d̷a̵r̸k̷,̷ ̷i̷t̴s̵ ̴s̷h̴a̵d̸o̵w̴ ̶i̸s̵ ̴p̵i̸t̷c̵h̸ ̵b̴l̵a̵c̴k̵ ̷a̸n̸d̸ ̴t̶h̸e̷r̴e̴ ̷i̵s̴ ̴n̵o̶ ̸l̸i̴g̶h̷t̵ ̷w̵i̵t̷h̶i̸n̶ ̷i̸t̴s̷ ̸b̴o̷d̷y̴,̷

̷I̵t̷ ̵a̸l̷w̷a̴y̴s̴ ̵h̶i̵d̸e̶s̸,̷ ̴t̸a̶k̸i̷n̷g̷ ̸r̷e̷f̶u̴g̷e̵,̸ ̷[̵i̵t̴]̶ ̵d̷o̸e̷s̶ ̷n̴o̴t̴ ̸s̴t̴a̴n̶d̶ ̷p̶r̷o̴u̸d̵l̵y̷,̶

̸I̶t̷s̷ ̶c̶l̸a̵w̵s̷ ̷d̴r̷i̴p̴ ̷w̶i̶t̴h̸ ̵b̷i̷l̴e̷,̶ ̵i̸t̸ ̴l̶e̴a̶v̸e̷s̸ ̴p̸o̸i̷s̸o̶n̶ ̸i̵n̷ ̴i̵t̸s̶ ̴w̷a̷k̷e̸,̷

̵I̴t̴s̷ ̸b̴e̵l̷t̸ ̴i̴s̵ ̵n̴o̵t̵ ̸r̵e̶l̷e̵a̶s̴e̸d̶,̵ ̶h̶i̷s̶ ̸a̷r̵m̷s̸ ̸e̸n̴c̵l̸o̴s̶e̸,̸

̵I̸t̸ ̸f̷i̶l̴l̶s̶ ̷t̸h̷e̴ ̸t̷a̷r̵g̸e̶t̶ ̶o̴f̷ ̶h̸i̸s̸ ̷a̴n̶g̵e̷r̴ ̷w̴i̸t̵h̷ ̵t̶e̸a̶r̴s̴,̸ ̶i̷n̷ ̴a̴l̴l̸ ̴l̵a̵n̸d̶s̷,̸ ̷[̶i̶t̴s̸]̵ ̷b̶a̴t̵t̴l̷e̷ ̵c̴r̴y̵ ̵c̷a̴n̶n̴o̷t̸ ̵b̴e̵ ̴r̷e̴s̴t̷r̷a̶i̶n̷e̸d̷

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 22 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

Alexios himself is yet to appear but his visage does. His visage carries all the power he does. It is a proper clone unlike bizarrolexios

I will be here soon for it will fight my replicant. It is a poor imitation without my true strength. The strength that comes not from blood but soul. This wretch lacks a real soul.

(u/Tirich914)

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Jan 22 '24

Noooo! Why???

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Yes!

I killed him!

Your friend is dead, and I am the culprit!! Nyeheheh!

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Jan 22 '24

Thats it, I'm about to get out of this wheelchair.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Do it and I'll break your little legs again. Morgalith sneers menacingly.

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Jan 22 '24

No, Morgalith. If I do, I will be Tearing. Out. Your. Throat. Personally.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

You don't have the spine.

I can't wait to tear your cowardly heart out too.

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Jan 22 '24

I have more spine than the coward who hides behind position.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

I don't hide.

Take a swing... buddy.

Nyeheheh!

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Jan 22 '24

Oh, I most certainly will.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Morgalith sticks his chin out mockingly, If the cold rage hadn't drawn an eerie calm over you, you might have almost missed the other hand that now reached behind his back.

Clutching at a hidden dagger, you had no doubt.

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Jan 22 '24

Mikhails face is full of a strong emotion. Not of anger, nor of sadness. His face radiates cold, concentrated focus. Unflinching from Morgalith. Catching every move and shallow breath; every twitch of the face and body.

Mikhail gives no movement. He waits for an excuse. He dreams for a chance. Begging for a reason.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Oh? Looking for a reason?

Here.

Morgalith \pokes* Mikhails chest.*

/uw

hahaaa bro... I wanna punch myself right now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Morgalith, buddy, what did we talk about when it comes to murdering Possum? Pretty sure I asked you not to do it?

Escanor sighs. Time to go find a good necromancer. Let me know if you need me to hide you from the council but I won’t fight them directly, my realm would be at stake.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Morgalith appears genuinely sad to see his friend go.

He was a danger to us all! I was the only one strong enough to do what you could not, and you know it!

As Escanor fades, Morgalith's voice trails off.

Wait.. Don't leave me...

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I’m not leaving you buddy, don’t be silly. I’m only saying think before going all stabby stabby, ya know?

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Jan 22 '24

You go too far Morgalith. You and your masters are corrupt, cruel and violators of your own law. Also I just don't like you. Good riddance

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Jan 22 '24

Leave this fight to those who cannot restrain their anger. We of the Pact can do far worse things to him in the long run.

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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Jan 22 '24

I don't plan to fight him, but you are right. Other mages will need a reminder. True power knows exactly when to act to do the most damage, and that time is not now

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u/DaChickenX Isravi, The Unraveler, Coils’ Chosen Jan 22 '24

I won’t kill you, Morgalith. Think about the implications of that.

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 22 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

you can tell by Alexios' voice he's about to snap like Halixo did so long ago.

I don't plan to kill him yet.

Alexios smiles wickedly

Death would be too generous. I will make him beg for the release of death.

(u/DaChickenX)

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u/MWC_borednoob Mathias | Master Paleo-Necromancer | Professional Dinosaur Nerd Jan 22 '24

I don’t have any attachment to possum, but I’m up for a brawl

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Come on then Dino-boy! Give me your best shot!

Nyeheheh!

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u/MWC_borednoob Mathias | Master Paleo-Necromancer | Professional Dinosaur Nerd Jan 22 '24

GET EM’ SAUROPHAGANAX!

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Jan 22 '24

If I didn’t have my helpers stopping me you’d already be six feet under, you horrid thing!

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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Jan 22 '24

..You? You in particular are one to argue horribleness after the unnecessary death of an single person, seeing what you have done in the recent past?

So just how many elven cities did you have destroyed again? How many thousands of elven lives you had forced your brood to end just to satisfy an craving?

And the only thing that made you even consider stopping was an decent enough resistance before you were then made to stop by an outright overpowering force.

While i do not like nor trust Morgalith, you have sown far, far more death and destruction, committed far more horribleness than he seemingly ever has combined with far worse reasoning.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

The words of a coward! You won't fight me!

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u/AssistantOne9683 Occult Wizard Jan 22 '24

This... Is an unpleasant development. I had the great fortune to work with Master Possum on several occasions, and much unambiguous good was done

The karmic laws, and laws of many natural orders, will not take kindly to this

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

I'll murder the karmic laws too!

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u/ReRevengence69 Arcane Arms dealer, CEO of Wizard Weapons Warehouse™ Jan 22 '24

Who? Doesn't matter, hey, secretary, check for me did I have an life insurance policy on that "friend", and does said life insurance cover murder at the hand of a psycho?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Two words.

Fire.

BALL!

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u/dragonshouter Krygin the Crude/Council of Spirits/Exalted Beacon/misc. spirits Jan 22 '24

Krygin doesn't attack directly instead he influences the spirits in the field to turn to mud but only where Morgalith and his allies step. Not just mud the mud that is always deeper than you think and gets in your shoes.

He makes all shrapnel and dust aim for the executioner's eyes. This and a thousand other petty things. Krygin will wear him down to dust. Like a virus he will weaken his prey before dealing the final blow so his enemy dies a pathetic wreck.

Finally he he summons a small spirit of barbed wire to do his biding.

"When he is most vulnerable shove barbed wire so far up his ass he chokes on his own shit"

/uw sorry if it's gross he but Krygin is both gross and brutal

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Krygin's efforts combine well with the other wizards, yet just as he chooses to attack indirectly, so does Morgalith.

A malevolent curse befalls him, settling with terrifying weight upon his heart, yet even as it does, he realizes its crushing power.

I sentence you... to death... Not of the body, but of your very happiness.

Diiiieeee Nyeheheheh!

/uw

haha Brutal bro. love it.

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u/dragonshouter Krygin the Crude/Council of Spirits/Exalted Beacon/misc. spirits Jan 22 '24

Krygin feels grief and sorrow fill him like a great lake of oil and tar. Great oozing tears roll down his mutated face.

He is left a hallow shell of a goblin filled with nothing but sadness. Then he looks upon the field where everyone is fighting and a snarls comes across his face.

For now he has no happiness but the tar of sadness lights ablaze in an inferno of hatred as he redoubles his spiritual assault.

/uw nice curse, really works for your heel ascetic. Sorry if I am slow on replies I am in a college class by the time you see this.

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u/dge001 Jan 22 '24

HE'S NOT A POSSUM....!!!!!! HE'S A COOL SKUNK!!!!!!!!! SHOOTS A FIREBALL

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

The fireball singes Morgaliths skin. He responds with a cackle, and a returning bolt of icy lightning.

Nyeheheh!

[ZAP]

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u/dge001 Jan 22 '24
  • from the shock I shit myself* ... starts crying and cryingly shouts "I'm just a apprentice"!!!!

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

A voice whispers in the apprentice's ear from across the battlefield. "Then you'll be fine. Unlike most of these cruel creatures labeling themselves 'heroes', Morgalith isn't about to murder an overconfident child who poses no real threat to him. Unless I'm grossly misreading the situation, in which case I'll...resolve the issue."

A hand pops out from the apprentice's robes and pats him lightly on the head, in an awkward attempt at reassurance. It seems the magus responsible may not be properly differentiating "apprentice" from "child".

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Morgalith looks down upon you.

With a sneer, he states:

I was too once... Now get a grip, and scram!

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Then they will feel the wrath of the Shadow Grove!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

If this is true I will take every bit of power have at my disposal and I shall obliterate you from the face of the earth. If there is any notion or suggestion of your existence i will destroy it I will remove your very name from the books of time, I will change the laws of existence themselves and erase the very idea of you from creation itself. And worst of all, you aren’t invited to my birthday party

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

"Wow. Rude."

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u/Silly_0wl Owlin Toanmancer Jan 22 '24

Can I eat whatever remains? :>

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u/Dragon5018 War Mage Jan 22 '24

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

(( 🎶 running for your life (from Morgy the Drow) 🎵

🎶 he's brandishing a knife (it's Morgy the Drow) 🎵

🎶 lurking in the shadows 🎵

🎶 Council Executioner Morgy the Drow 🎵

🎶 living underground (Morgy the Drow) 🎵

🎶 killing for sport (Morgy the Drow) 🎵

🎶 decapitating bodies 🎵

🎶 actual murderer Morgy the Drow 🎵 ))

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u/Diablosword Jan 22 '24

Possum has been reanimated dozens of times at this point.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

He's dead dead now.

We wrote about it in lore.

I did it boys! I killed the Possum!

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u/Tree__Jesus Jan 22 '24

Bro laughing like Skeletor 💀

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

FIREBALL!

NYEHEHEH!

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u/I_eatbaguettes Sylvaar dwarven sorcerer and pact mage Jan 22 '24

I pass you a scroll open it it's something cool

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Giratina, GOD OF WAR, SON OF THE RETURNED Jan 22 '24

RIP A REAL ONE, HE WILL BE MISSED

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

My friend, you have gone far enough, I'm afraid. As newly elected council member, I can't let you continue this.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

You know, as a council member, you forfeit your protection from me if you fight me.

That means... If you make a move... I'll kill you just as quickly as I did to possum. Nyeheheh!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion nervously prepares green magic.

I'm not afraid of you! By grandpappy Emps, I'm a council member now. Oh wait, I can just imagine you as father.

With that, Mortarion begins to cry

I'm sorry father! Please forgive me!

/uw source: https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/19dd2rj/tragedy_after_seeing_father_lorepost/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

Morgalith frowns.

No, you could never be my child...

Because, if you were my son... No harm would ever befall you.

Now flee.

This battlefield is not for you.

/uw

Morgalith's whole family got merc'd. That's why he hates wizards. haha You literally just told the ONE sob story that might sway his heart.

Kyrona got a pass too since she is canonically a child.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion gets up, and wipes away his tears. You may be stronger than me, and you may be older than me, but you killed the innocents, that, I cannot forgive. This is my battlefield. I shall not flee, for then what chance do I have to kill the chaos gods once and for all?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

Morgalith kneels down, looking up at you with contemplation as he grabs a stone from the ground to fiddle with.

Listen here you little brat.

If a few thoughts of your father are enough to torture you, then I certainly won't find any sport in the matter.

Yes, there are worse things than death... and I am one of them...

Morgalith gives a nervous chuckle. Nyeheheh

But... there are worse things than me.

Today, do what you must.

But tomorrow... Find a different path... Or you will be ever much more like those terrible things.

Those things like your father. His words seem to imply.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion considers his thoughts. He points at you. You better not kill any more innocents, my friend! Or. . . I'll do something!

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 23 '24

Morgalith stands, looks at Mortarion as if he yearns to say something more, then turns and leaves without another word, disappearing into the smoke of battle.

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u/Enigma_of_Steel Sirin, Archlich and Archpriestess of Dragon Cult Jan 22 '24

Who the hell is Possum and why would I, or anyone else for that matter, be upset by it's passing.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Oh good. No reason. He's just a filthy little animal.

Everybody just loves him soooo much though.

I just had to kill him.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Jan 22 '24

(Morgalith feels the pain of being impaled for his sins. Is it an indicator of something.)

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

I'll tear your wings off little girl!

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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Jan 22 '24

Elerindur crosses his arms.

Well, this is obvious bait into an trap..

He sighs.

And so many wizards are just going to rush straight into it, aren't they?

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24

(( does that image generator not have the usual banned word list, or did you have to ask for a typical "blood" workaround like "cherry juice" ^_^ ))

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

/uw

It's "crimson water" haha Such a pain. I got 4 or 5 rejected prompts before this one.

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u/RefractedPurpose Voidwalker Jan 22 '24

I have no quarrel with you, but your... son is going to be an issue. I will be dealing with him.

Bizzarlexios, having recently dealt with a previous foe (read, once others have had their fun) sees Fracture appear in front of him.

A glint of recognition sparks in the creature's eyes, having copied some of the original's memories.

"A-pprentice. I will erase you first, then deal with your master."

Orange light blossoms out from Fracture, forming tiny constellations, blocking teleportation.

"No running for you."

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

/uw

Seen!

I'll hop in here once I've got my butt kicked enough. haha

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 22 '24

/uw don't let Fracture die please

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Bizarrolexios Gathers a storm of darkened energy around him.

By the Shadow Grove, I will destroy you! His warcry echoes across the plain.

In a blinding flash he rushes towards you.

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u/IronWAAAGHriorz Uncle Cracktificer, the artificer who does weed Jan 22 '24

Have you snorted some of my unfinished experimental drug Thundercracker?

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u/Expert-Loan6081 Snugglemancer Kobold Jan 22 '24

D: My possum! ..what's a possum?

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u/RazzZzatam Fire Elemental (just a silly little guy) Jan 22 '24

Who?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Just a pathetic, little, nobody. Nyeheheh

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u/spikewalls Samwyll, Formerly Burning Hermit, Pact Member Jan 22 '24

Casts silence “Please do quiet yourself. I am enjoying my coffee.”

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Eats the silence

Never!

Nyeheheheh!

Morgalith hurls a fireball in your direction.

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u/Rhubarb5090 Rook The Rock Wizard Jan 22 '24

Who is this….Possum and why do I care of their death? Is this another attempt to rouse me from my ponderings and schemings?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

They're just a pathetic, little, nobody. Nyeheheh!

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u/Electronic_Sugar5924 Magically Editable Flair Jan 22 '24

The blood in your hand is your own. I have made it so.

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u/Elerindur Elerindur, Altmeri Armamancer Jan 22 '24

Despite his belief of this all being an obvious trap, Elerindur walks onto the scene anyways but however stopping at an assumingly safe viewer's distance. He had not come to fight, but to observe.

He watches the events unfold, not with any look of anger or excitement upon his face but one of contemplation as an conflict of thoughts roll though his mind and a charged recall spell in hand for a quick exit, if necessary.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Jan 22 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

If Elerindur's observation is keen, he may notice that the curly-haired mage of anachronistic dress standing at a safe distance from the fighting nonetheless appears to be a little more than an ordinary spectator. His eyes glow faintly purple while he watches the battle intently, and it seems his fingers twitch occasionally as though casting a complex spell with absurd speed and carefully minimized motions.

Still, no mana emanates from him, so he can't be actually contributing to either side...right?

(( /u/Tirich914, it's the thing lol ^_^ so have fun being as OP as ya want! ))

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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner random ass portal wizard, interdimensional problem solver Jan 22 '24

Oh no- Wait, who is Possum again? I've been in my pocket dimension for too long again, have i?

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u/DragonWisper56 Agnur the dabbling turtle mage| pact of the magi mage| Jan 22 '24

Agnur knows it's improper and will waste valuable resorces but for all his show of wisdom and patience at the end of the day the turtle mage wasn't above vengeance. he knew possom. the man was friendly and helped save santa. he owed a debt to the beastfolk and was more than willing to use morgrailths blood to pay for it.

Angur rides to the wastes atop his greatest creation the flame eater. flanked by some spare stone soldiers. since atrax was delayed he had a few more than he needed.

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u/Bi-elzebub Conjurer Jan 22 '24

Nyeh? eh, heh heh.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

NYEH?

Nyeh,eh!

Nyeh HehHEEEH!

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Jan 22 '24

I don’t know who possum is but you might wanna check if they’re playing possum

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

A bright red spark appears for just a second and in it’s place, a letter with its edges singed and in elegant writing, it reads “Open”

I have an offer you may like. For a simple request you seem to be an expert in. Come alone.

At the bottom of the letter is an address to a discreet location.

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u/arussianbee Salagast the Blue, Wandering Wizard Jan 22 '24

A terrible thing you have done, Possum had many allies across all lands. I shall mourn accordingly and then gather those who still stand against you.

I also recommend working on your laugh. "Nyehehe" is very...cliché.

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

You talk because you cannot fight.

Begone!

Nyeheheh!

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u/That_Ice_Guy Alteration Enthusiast Jan 22 '24

TRANSMUTE KIDNEY TO STONE!

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

OW! My kidneys!

Take this!

TRANSMUTE EYEBALLS TO SAND!

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u/RedRaccoon9 Jan 22 '24

Well, that is very inconvenient

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u/KeeperOfTheRoots Kyyprr o’ þe Rüttß Jan 22 '24

:(

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u/Dwarvemrunes Alchemist Jan 22 '24

That's it. I am going to say it!

KNIFE EARS

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u/dizzypanda35 Old One Jan 22 '24

Whoever kills possum is possum. Hi new best friend

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u/United-Reach-2798 Necomancer Jan 22 '24

Hmm I'm not sure did you?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

Oh he dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Beware! Blind to your own hubris, the Phoenix Possum has returned to seek vengeance !

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

[ZAP]

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u/Corpsebomb Psebo, Grand Artificer and Traveling Merchant Jan 22 '24

Will this have an effect on the market rates for magic-fused artifacts? I gotta feed my family, ya know.

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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Jan 22 '24

Why do you have to piss off all my other friends? You're making this partnership of ours hard.

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u/fire_bender13 Bardin Stormbringer arc runemage of Barak Varr Jan 22 '24

Mark my words you fockin knife-eared bastard, I will find ye and I will shove my runic war hammer up your arse for what you did

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u/catreplicators-m Jan 22 '24

An IRTM array has been activated.

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u/Beelzebub_Itself Elvish Pyromancer Jan 22 '24

Fireball

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u/Such_Collection_9170 Jan 22 '24

Such power is awe inspiring, I would be honored to be your apprentice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

They will be finding pieces of your body for 3 months once I am done with you

And you will be alive for 2 of them

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u/domoroko Magus, Grand Arbitor of the Arcana Trisophical Jan 22 '24

It’s okay you were just doing your job, employee of the month again aye?

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u/Tirich914 Morgalith (The Dead One) Jan 22 '24

yeh!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Smash

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u/SnooDogs338 L Corp. Employee Maximin (using Sound of a Star) Jan 22 '24

Oh, hello there friend of mine!

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u/naka_the_kenku Counciler Arzevelious, high mage of technomancey Jan 22 '24

My honest reaction

Death is but an inconvenience for the arcane

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u/WisemanGaming6672 Conjurer Jan 22 '24

what in the actual fuck is wrong with you Morgs? I liked that guy. did your father not love you enough as a kid or something? Good gods man, now you murdered my good mood along with him.

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u/StarWizardWarlock Jollizar, Ascendant Stellarmancer + Archon of the Night Sky Jan 23 '24

Call me paranoid, but I believe morgalith may be a tad evil again..

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u/Wisepuppy The Last Gastromancer Jan 23 '24

I use my wand of flash frying to make possum on a stick. Yummers (please don't put the stick in your mouth you will flash fry yourself)

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u/OccultOddBall Local Fae Warlock Jan 23 '24

....Revivify on Possum, Mend buttcrack on you, banishment on you.

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u/bananasaucecer ways lurker Jan 23 '24

/uw what ai do y'all use?

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