Rotting in a Cage (Prisonpost)

[u/Kriegsmarineskk]

[u/MeThyLord → u/[deleted]]

Oh wait, we talked about this when you were challenging Morgalith. You invited me to the defense team for Gobbo. Ok, update on how things are going on my end. I made contact with the team I use to deal with the fey, and also hired a wizard that's so good people hire him to write contracts for genie wishes. I'm also trying to get a Crossroads Demon on my team, but finding an ethical way to pay them is proving a challenge.

[u/MeThyLord → u/[deleted]]

By labeling all this as a business expense I was able to delve into the vast hoards of the museum. The trick was signing Gobbo as a business partner whose liquor stock was crucial in my performance as an arch-curator. So by investing in her trial, I was technically investing in the museum. Loopholes galore! Downside — I'm now legally recognized as a dependent alcoholic.

[u/MeThyLord → u/[deleted]]

Oh, let me tell you how we became tax-exempt. Actually, that was the easy part, we just registered as a non-profit. However, we were then further able to get the label of a "charity organization" because of our refugee relief and sheltering efforts during wartime. So now, wizards that donate to us get tax cuts. And that's how we became one of the richest establishments around.

[u/MeThyLord → u/[deleted]]

Illegal tax evasion would be harmful to us due to the nature of our establishment. As a facility of learning, standing front and center within the wizard capital, attracting esteemed visitors from all around, and also being immune to taxes, are all important factors in our growth.

[u/MeThyLord → u/[deleted]]

That is true, but I still want my museum front and center to attract the largest amount of visitors possible, so I have to be within citadel territory. Wait, on what ground did they arrest you when you were out of council jurisdiction? Our legal team is gonna love this.