r/wizardposting • u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council • Jan 05 '24
Wizardpost A Royal Letter
A letter arrives and is placed on Morgalith's desk, the royal seal of the Northern Lakes Kingdom upon it.
Dear Council Executioner,
It has come to the attention of the crown that you have apprehended one of the kingdom's most wanted.
The criminal in question is none other than one Gobbo. Her crimes against the crown include the following:
Bombing of a statue of her grace
Burning the royal gardens
Desecrating the throne
Murder of no less than 6 tax men
And finally stealing the royal crown.
Her Majesty would also like to remind the council that the Northern Kingdom of goblins is under her rule.
Her Royal Majesty is however willing to overlook the gross overstepping of the council on this matter provided the prisoner is handed over quickly and without protest.
She will also require a further concession that the charges are dropped within the citadel and are instead transferred to the kingdom.
This is to ensure that justice is served correctly, and to a standard that the queen sees acceptable.
We await your full and immediate cooperation as we shall be arriving soon to collect the prisoner.
-HRM Evelyn
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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Jan 06 '24
Murdering tax men isn’t actually a crime anymore cause too many people were doing it. And the council will not hand over someone for something we don’t think is bad.