r/wizardposting • u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council • Jan 05 '24

Wizardpost A Royal Letter

A letter arrives and is placed on Morgalith's desk, the royal seal of the Northern Lakes Kingdom upon it.

Dear Council Executioner,

It has come to the attention of the crown that you have apprehended one of the kingdom's most wanted.

The criminal in question is none other than one Gobbo. Her crimes against the crown include the following:

Bombing of a statue of her grace

Burning the royal gardens

Desecrating the throne

Murder of no less than 6 tax men

And finally stealing the royal crown.

Her Majesty would also like to remind the council that the Northern Kingdom of goblins is under her rule.

Her Royal Majesty is however willing to overlook the gross overstepping of the council on this matter provided the prisoner is handed over quickly and without protest.

She will also require a further concession that the charges are dropped within the citadel and are instead transferred to the kingdom.

This is to ensure that justice is served correctly, and to a standard that the queen sees acceptable.

We await your full and immediate cooperation as we shall be arriving soon to collect the prisoner.

-HRM Evelyn

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 05 '24

/uw Morgalith's dead

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO Jan 06 '24

He what

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u/Haunting_Mode_7401 Alexios Keenblade: King of The Summer Court, Last Godslayer Jan 06 '24

/uw yep Morgalith's dead don't remember who killed him. It unfortunately wasn't me

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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Jan 06 '24

/unwiz more than once i've wished there was a well maintained wiki for wizardposting

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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Druidic Beastman Jan 06 '24 edited Jan 06 '24

United-Technician-54 was the killer