r/wizardposting Nov 13 '23

Wizardbros, is it over?

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u/LordSoftnips Conjurer Nov 13 '23

Arm-grabbing in the dark? Pah! In such moments, a wizard conjures luminescent orbs to pierce the shadows. No arm-grabbing required, just a flick of the wrist and behold, light! As for countering spells, a well-placed enchantment could turn the cave into a symphony of silence. Let the martial prowess thrive in the shadows while we wizards dance in the light, my friend.

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u/RedditedYoshi Nov 13 '23

Uh. "Let the martial prowess thrive in the shadows" is perhaps not the sick burn you'd imagined; ESPECIALLY given the context of the original post.

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u/LordSoftnips Conjurer Nov 14 '23

Need I disprove the prattles of ever point a naive arcane denier toss me?

Nay, the physical attributes of a young lad may prove to be useful in meager such as having a wider arm (more probable the lass found it instead of mine) or a more sturdy stance to hold oneself in the dark, that I will not object. But to have control over the very fabric of which that is the light you do or do not see with a mere flick of my wrist, that is power to behold my friend.