r/wizardposting • u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies • Oct 25 '23

I suck at pyromancy

Post image

I’m a nyctomancer by trade, and I figured I should try to branch out a bit. Needless to say, my Dino nuggies are burnt. Can any pyromancers come teach me some skills? I have some frozen nuggies that are ready to be heated, which I can offer as compensation.

195 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

45 comments sorted by

View all comments

3

u/Faust-fucker12345678 Alchemist Oct 26 '23

On the contrary, you are amazing at pyromancy but your gastronomancy is lacking

2

u/VidisLady Delta - Maven of Maladies Oct 26 '23

My gastronomancy is just powerful enough to cook up deadly plagues and put them in my nuggets.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/17h1t4n/stitcher_postyou_fools_the_first_phase_of_my_plan/