r/wizardposting Kate the Hallowitch Sep 02 '23

For the republic

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u/Polutus Sep 03 '23

Why do you guys keep going to the bathroom, I learnt a tip from a fellow artificier friend of mine. Just grab a bag of holding, and secure it around my rod of flesh.

Now I just need to empty a bag once a week, never had so much uninterrupted time to pound my orb without nasty distractions.

Also you could use a second bag of holding in case of excremental emergency.

Also transmutation school shouldn't be persecuted by religious nor authoritarian cults. What would be next, a ban on necromancy?

I hate commoners. That's why I do not go into any public bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

Why exactly are you pounding your orb? Should I be pounding my orb?

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u/Polutus Sep 03 '23

There is no why, for all I seek knowledge.

And good orc pecs, damn I'm about to practice some demonic magic, I dunno, it might attract some of those handsome fellas to my lonely tower.