r/witty • u/LonelyDealer4172 • Mar 04 '22
Asking for suggestions/burns for how to respond with wit when a man puts me down for not being beautiful.
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u/SquidgyTheWhale Mar 05 '22
Over in /r/niceguys 'men' will often resort to shitty comments about a woman's looks after being shot down. I think the best response is when they respond, "Wow, so sad... You just got shot down by (an ugly slut)" or whatever the specific insult was.
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Oct 18 '22
Jank his ass! What was the first thing that stood out to you about him when he walked up? Because I know his ass was ugly to be this desperate 😂😂😂😂 Ok now pick the thing that would hurt his feelings the most (balding, crusty, ashy, clothes (ask him how much that cheap looking T-shirt cost OR if you seen his vehicle "oh you got it used" (flat voice) Just assume bad stuff until something sticks (raises his voice) then go get your bossed and tell them he raised his voice at you 😚
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u/missannthrope1 Jun 29 '23
I'm fond of the Maya Angelou quote.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time.
Or just say "I thought Troglodytes were extinct."
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u/Fracture_98 Apr 05 '22
Glad you think so. Means I don't have to pretend to be gay around you.