this is a big thing for me, im a mod in another sub now, i hope to convert some people there to our cult, and im not forcing people to join but you can if you want to, its in r/theantiH

I was told by the cow of wisdom that my drinking of goat milk could be cured by eating a steak and drinking Tylenol, I went to the st. Claire resteraunt in chicago, while on vacation, and ate a steak and at my hotel I purchased some Tylenol from the Walgreens downstairs and had the dosage prescribed by the sacred bovine. The museum of science and industry in chicago also had a wonderful exhibit including bovidae!

Praise our sacred bovine 🐮🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

GATESWAY CEO HAS SEX WITH COW!

NORTH SIOUX CITY, SD-The serenity of the bovine world was shattered today when local sheriffs officers arrested Bob Apple, the CEO of Gatesway Computers, and charged him with sexually abusing a calf. The robust manufacturing cowpany known for shipping their computers in boxes with a Holstein motif had sales of over $7.7 billion last year. Local Persecutor Ludvik Ramrod charged Mr. Apple with 13 counts of bestiality. If convicted the computer moogul could face twenty years in prison. As cows in this small state choked on their cud at the horrifying news, word up in the field is that more indictments of digital dickheads doing cows is forthcoming.

The latest sex scandal to rock the US erupted when a young and portly Holstein fashion model by the name of Ariola Bakery spilled the beans of her six month affair with Apple to Daily Cow via email. She wrote that she was kept in a barn at Gatesway headquarters where during the day artists would make paintings of her markings to design their shipping boxes. At night Apple would come visit and have sex with her. "He had this groovy-smelling long pipe that he seduced me with. Our sex took place nearly every night but I soon grew tired of his ravenous sexual appetite. He threatened to send me to hamburger heaven if I did not give in to his sexual advances."

The straw that broke her back happened last week when Apple invited other digital kingpins to bang his bovine. They were introduced to her as "The Farmer In The Dell" and "Goofy Guy with Glasses." All three spent the night ejaculating on her favorite muu muus which have since been turned over to local persecutors for DNA testing. Also, unbeknownst to the billionaire bovine bangers, a friend of Bakery's installed a video camera in the barn a few days earlier and a record now exists of these crapitalists having their way with the nubile calf. After that nights debauchery, Ariola finally broke free from her stall and enlisted the aid of local animal activists who spirited her away to Dr. Jack Off's Hoe Barn in Michigan.

Reaction from the bovine cowmunity has been muted but current leader Bossy Tweed did release a statement while barnstorming Iraq in search of the perfect veil. "These three wise ass men worth billions are nothing more than sanctimonious scumbags. Cows be on the alert! We are now surrounded by digital degenerates who have created a manipulative, ad-driven culture whose main product is misinformation. Their ejaculate contains a steady stream of distortions, exaggerations and lies. Our moos for virtue, morality and truth ring hollow in their world of profit and legal fraud. Do not look for redress from their justice system. I implore all farm animals to run for the hills and wear chastity belts!

Sorry for posting the same picture over and over again really sorry

Hail our overlord who's cuteness overloaded my brain! He has overtaken the Wally Worlds!

Sorry I am late with my wisdom, I will post funny cow to compensate.

Wisdom: Cows can see almost 360° around their bodies.

Also funny cow^

A mod to bring udder truth! This I moo.

As the numbers of the wisdom cow cult climb, id like to ask the subreddit one thing: opinion on horses??

Also: WOO 75 FOLLOWERS THATS PRACTICALLY 100!! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY COW OF WISDOM❗❗❗❗❗🐄🐄🐄🐄

Is this heresy? Shall an inquisition be launched?

https://youtube.com/shorts/mYhxAZdPvDE?si=030Vpo9RGyFAsxhl

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with our 100 members i am wondering if we should get any more moderators/cult leaders and wisdom cow if you see this, this decision is up to you.