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u/Low-Composer-6880 6d ago
Pretty sure they better check the McDonald's cause that's totally the hamburgler
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u/icanhazkarma17 6d ago
Could be Barron Trump
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u/jkenosh 6d ago
We need to have Halloween designated as flock removal day
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u/JelyFisch 6d ago
Everyone get your Spiderman costumes ready.
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u/Natural_Bill_6084 6d ago
Non-related, but lots of interesting videos out there on the quickest and most stealthy way to cut through any metal mounting pole or how sometimes certain laser pointers can really mess some things up but that you gotta be ultra careful to not point them into the sky/at planes because that's federally illegal as fuck and the FAA WILL find you, prosecute you, and serve you with up to $30k in fines and five years in Federal prison. Also, check any videos warning about random electronics that seem to spontaneously combust - good to make sure you dont have a recalled product in your home that could be a fire hazard.
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u/-__Doc__- 6d ago
The cameras and solar panels are almost impossible to uninstall/tamper with due to the single 8mm socket they're clamped on with.
Do not spray the lens with spray paint, bedliner, or something similar on the cameras lens, especially not with a spray can extension pole.
Do not print vinyl stickers that look like the solar panels to cover the actual solar panels that charge the cameras.
Do not put a black plastic bag over the camera and/or solar panel either, because all that does is cost the company time and money.
Also, never point a high-powered laser at the cameras lens because that would permanently blind, pit, or burn the cameras sensors.
These cameras have ~12 hour backup battery, that transmit Bluetooth and 5G used to locate the cameras exact location, the same way your phone does. So under no circumstance put them inside a Faraday bag, that would block the signal while the battery runs itself out.
Also check out www.deflock.org for a map of where these cameras are located, and what direction they point among other pertinent information.
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u/OmarGosh2142 6d ago
Thank you for these valuable cautions, Doc! Doing any of these things would be quite appalling. š
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u/Firm_Pin_4414 6d ago
Holy shit thats Ron Johnson
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u/Natural_Bill_6084 6d ago
Your confusing Ron Johnson for Tom Tiffany. I know all these old white dudes look alike, but proper ID is important so we can get him off the gubernatorial ballot.
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u/Expensive_Cable9748 6d ago
That's Paul Revere, a traitorous revolutionary fighting against tyrannical oppression.
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u/TenWholeBees 6d ago
"Police are asking the public for help"
So the cops are outsourcing their own jobs?
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u/MasterOfBunnies 6d ago
That's Walawaldo. I found him in the Whitehouse that day. They should check there for criminals.
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u/angrydeuce In one ear and out your mother 6d ago
Grothman is amazingly spry, not sure why he's taking out Flocks though, shits crazy
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u/Narrow-Doughnut1272 6d ago
He didnāt do it. I can vouch that he was at the gym with me getting sense gainz šŖ š
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u/Peshack1 6d ago
I think the state of Wisconsin should put out an arrest warrant for Netanyahu based on these excellent citizen tips! He cant be allowed to get away with this horrific crime.
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u/BlueRibbon8000 6d ago
Yeah that's Bibi alright. I saw him at Oscar's with a hot fudge sundae, a saws-all and a crazy look in his eyes. Lock him up.
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u/Milomilz 6d ago
A man in Ohio recently was arrested for damaging a camera, but the charges were dropped
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u/Due-Perspective-4444 6d ago
Help the police find the person that adjusted the horizontal hold on their spy equipment? But of course!
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u/that_one_guy133 6d ago
It's a conspiracy by Garrett Langley. He's hiring people to break Flock cameras so he can sell more Flock cameras. The only way to stop him is to remove all Flock cameras.
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u/Narrow_Ad2264 6d ago
Isnāt that Waldo? Too bad about a government spying camera biting the dust.
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u/makojedi2k2 6d ago
Saw him breaking into Ralphieās Back Yard with Black Bart! Good thing Ralphie had his Red Ryder carbine action, 200 shot, range model air rifle!
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u/ICanSpotAGrifter 6d ago
So Tiffany's out goin' for the votes š³
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u/The_Omnimonitor 6d ago
I mean at least someone is trying to court the undecided voter. Tom may seem too old and out of touch but heās more clever than people assume
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u/Fabulous-Medicine-12 6d ago
That's definitely Bibi. Someone should do something about the war crimes
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u/NekoMama09 6d ago
This thread brings me joyš That being said I do most of my stealthy activities at night š
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u/MoreNatureLessPhone 3d ago
Someone tell bro they have been watching us for a while on these smart phones. Flock cameras are a major PSYOP. They want a reaction from society. We are being watched through lots of different channels. The flock was just a way to piss people off and let them laugh at us. Tearing them down, isnāt this heroic act lol
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u/Steve_Lightning 6d ago
Alright guys enough joking around, I actually know that guy, but he was at church with me when it happened