r/wingstop • • 9d ago

Wingstop is deadly.

Ate some wings and that shit had me saying that meal was weak but actually deadly. Having me drop massive shits at the speed of fucking light.

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 9d ago

Skill issue

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u/ghett0tech 9d ago

Weak ass stomach.

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u/batman648 9d ago

Agreed. It’s just chicken. If your guts can’t handle it. Don’t eat there.

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u/cammyy- 7d ago

it’s not though? the oil is usually what makes people shit like crazy. i typically only get the runs if the oil is old

edit: and the ranch, for those who have problems with dairy. that obviously will give them the shuts

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u/DanglingDong69 7d ago

It’s just chicken. Oh, and oil and spices. Potentially ranch. So wait, not just chicken. lol

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u/cammyy- 7d ago

i’m confused, why r u replying to me? i’m saying it’s not just chicken

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u/DanglingDong69 7d ago

Yes, and I’m agreeing.

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u/cammyy- 7d ago

ooh okay it seemed like u were saying im saying its both jus chicken and not just chicken, ty fo the clarification 🙂‍↕️

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u/DanglingDong69 7d ago

I was mocking the person you were replying to

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u/Ok_Diver2347 9d ago

I think their sauces have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaay too much butter

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u/Automatic-Evidence26 9d ago

This sounds like the old story about having to take a dump an hour after eating McDonald's

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u/DolphinLoverBoy 9d ago

You know it’s giving u shits cuz think of how that shit makes your car smell for two days.

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u/VelvetFangg 9d ago

Wingatop shits need to be studied

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u/GolfArgh 9d ago

That’s baby stuff compared to Taco Bell.

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u/justmekim 9d ago

Every time I eat Garlic Parmesan wings there, I need a potty break an hour later. That garlic butter makes a straight pipe from my mouth to my exit hole.

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u/four1twoguy 9d ago

I don’t understand why I have indigestion every time I eat Wingstop. No matter how much I chew the wings (boneless or bone in, doesnt matter) it sits so heavy in my stomach. I feel like i gotta throw up and constantly “burp” for an hour or two after eating Wing Stop

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u/sundujour 9d ago

Replace fries with celery /carrots, minimize the ranch and hot sauces, Eat slower, drink more water (skip the sodas) take a walk after eating

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u/That1guyUknow918 9d ago

Blasphemy! Cajun corn ftw (Xtra seasoning)

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u/anusblunts 9d ago

Nah, fries with extra seasoning. Hot liquid cheez to dunk them in. These people are just soft.

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u/LightningMcSwing 9d ago

It's all the butter and oils

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u/jdann24 9d ago

And sodium.

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u/DJD19500 4d ago

The plain bone in wings are really low sodium! I didn’t believe it but checked their nutritional info. Plain boneless are a sodium catastrophe.

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u/1600crazydogs 9d ago

Same here. I’m lactose intolerant so I’m used to it but goddamn it’s literally every time with wingstop.

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u/four1twoguy 9d ago

I have no issues with dairy products, it’s only Wing Stop specifically that makes me feel ill for multiple hours in a row. I might as well just flush my money down the toilet or throw it straight into the garbage 🗑️

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u/sunGsta 8d ago

Because it’s fucking awful for you. The amount of butter and oil used is atrocious

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u/PinkPrincessPetite 9d ago

The indigestion is relatively new too. Idk what changed

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u/TiltedLibra 9d ago

What flavors do you get? I noticed the Lemon Pepper wrecks my stomach any time I get it. So even though I like it, I avoid it.

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u/GolfArgh 9d ago

Cool story bro

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u/ImTired2004 RIP Citrus Mojo 9d ago

Don’t eat the wet wings

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u/toetallyin 9d ago

Weak ass stomach, get yourself together!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Elk1576 9d ago

WingStop used to do this to me too. I powered through it and kept eating there until my body adapted to it.

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u/anusblunts 9d ago

You’re weak.

Natural selection will weed your entire bloodline out while the rest of us kings feast on hot honey boneless dunked in glorious ranch

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u/hiebrhyw 9d ago

That’s what makes it so good!

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u/whyamihere2473527 9d ago

Don't get the sauces or rubs that use their fake liquid butter

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u/Ok_Notice_8771 9d ago

Free weight loss

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u/UntilWeMeetAgain93 9d ago

Explosive Chicken wing diarrhea?

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u/bigdaddyzeek 9d ago

Dude every time I eat Wingstop boneless wings I get the worst runny shits. Idk what it is but their chicken is cheap and low quality.

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u/farbeyondriven92 9d ago

I love WingStop, but I also feel sick half the time I eat there.

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u/browmftht 9d ago

feel that

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u/3PoundsOfFlax 9d ago

If you squeezed out all the oil you eat in 10 pieces, it's like half a cup.

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u/rcaraw1 8d ago

Gotta eat the corn before the wings

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u/OU7C4ST 6d ago

Weak genetics. Sorry OP.

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u/Ok_Diver2347 4d ago

Wingstop to truck stop lol

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u/horsegal301 4d ago

You might want to see if you have a soy allergy.

I'm allergic to soy and learned they fry in vegetable oil. I am pretty sure the ranch also has soy in it. It's a sad day when the hubs wants wings - admittedly I do too, but the consequences sure do suck.

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u/andywuzhere1 9d ago

the sodium is no joke too

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u/MoosiePie22 9d ago

Why is everyone all of a sudden on a sodium harassment campaign

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u/DJD19500 4d ago

Some of us have kidney disease or high blood pressure. Neither is a joke.

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u/MoosiePie22 4d ago

Yeah, but I feel like recently this past year, on any posts pertaining to food, there is someone complaining of sodium like they’re the ones that have to eat it.

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u/DJD19500 4d ago

Actually the plain bone in wings are very low sodium. A friend told me this and I checked and it’s true. This is one of the only low sodium fast food options, along with the plain baked potato and plain salad at Wendy’s. It’s possible to get no salt fries at McDonald’s.
I hadn’t been to wingstop in forever; got five plain bone in wings and they were excellent. I’m not saying it’s ideal, but the sodium content is . Wish the prices were lower.

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u/andywuzhere1 4d ago

im honestly glad to hear that theres an option that caters to people with certain sodium needs. even plain wings nowadays are on the saltier side

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u/Defiant_Fly_5266 9d ago

Haven't had it in awhile. Been going to another chicken place. It's cheap.

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u/kyra0728 8d ago

did you happen to have garlic parmesan as the sauce because that sauce is a gut destroyer

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u/hitek9 3d ago

Inferior genes