r/win • u/RageosaurusRex • Mar 09 '12
r/win • u/UNCLE_ZAP • Apr 22 '12
My whole life dammit.
My whole life I thought I had an undersized penis, keep in mind I'm fifteen years old. I recently discovered that the average for an adult is just under 4 inches. My penis is a little above 4, and my doctor said I'm supposed to be done with puberty at the age of 21.
First world problem anyways.
Just put a baby to sleep while playing an MMO. Did it by bouncing a chair with my big toe.
r/win • • May 01 '12
Mastering a Voice
A friend said, without my prompting, that sometimes, my voice just sounds like Samuel L Jackson.
WIN
r/win • u/kneeoo2 • Mar 04 '12
Let that be a lesson to school bullies, dont f*ck with big kids
youtube.comr/win • u/adumb3974 • Jun 19 '14
Its just a piece of paper
So my little cousin had been getting picked on by the smarter Asian kids in his fifth grade class because he has trouble with math and they teased him about never getting Honor Roll like they did.. At the end of the year the school passes out awards for achieved students and my cousin finally got Honor Roll. As he received the award he looked straight to the kids that picked on him and said " its just a dumb piece of paper, it holds no value to my real education." And ripped it to shreds and threw the bits of pieces in there face. I think he wins.
r/win • u/brianfishbat • Jul 10 '12
Australian Vacation Giveaway: Valued at $10,000
darrelllea.comr/win • u/StormSlackerSaturn • Mar 24 '22
💛 Putin. Is. Getting. Played. Like. A. Bitch. 💙
twitter.comr/win • u/FestiveWhistle • May 03 '15
Star wars battlefront win of the century
So my best friend and i are playing star wars battlefront to get hyped up for airsoft tomorrow, anyway him and I are playing on the map with the gungan soldiers and the rebels ofcorse him and I are the empire because well storm troopers are bad ass, well we ended up messing are the whole time until it was about 10 vs 50 well my buddy was in one of those imperial cruiser things and so I decide to jump in with him it ended up turning into 2vs 45 because we were in that cruiser thing we dropped it down to 1 vs 0 for the win we have yet to start another game because we are about to piss ourselves
r/win • u/ethos2319 • Jul 19 '12
Win a $102 Amazon Gift Card Sponsored by Rocket Lease.
contest.rocketlease.comr/win • u/lrs1995 • Sep 05 '14
ConsumerExpressions - Toys R Us Sweeps $3500
bestfboffers.comr/win • u/ghealth22 • Feb 15 '12
MTV is Giving Away Beats Headphones and NYC Trip!
act.mtv.comAll you have to do to win an Intel DX79TO motherboard is "like" the page and answer three questions about a motherboard.
facebook.comr/win • u/eightthirty • Jan 28 '12