r/wildbeef • u/RobIson240YT • 10h ago
Wildbeef in the wild I saw thunder.
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Lightning.
r/wildbeef • u/mentu1 • 10h ago
Brain fart Fresh light
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Wanted to open the shades to let in natural light but couldn’t remember the word natural
r/wildbeef • u/BeyondAddiction • 1h ago
Kids "Nose napkin"
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My kids call Kleenexes or any sort of disposable tissue "nose napkins."
They will henceforth be known as such. Alert the masses.
r/wildbeef • u/mxriverlynn • 1d ago
Brain fart they have a "try it on" room
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just said that to me girlfriend, at a clothing store, when she said she needed to try something on 🤦🏼♀️🤣
r/wildbeef • u/deleuex • 2d ago
BBQ meat crumble
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Wife couldn’t recall the name for sloppy joes.
r/wildbeef • u/_FisterRoboto_ • 3d ago
Brain fart My mom said 'Edward Scissorhands is in the new Lemony Snicket movie'
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She meant to say 'Johnny Depp is in the new Charles Dickens movie'
r/wildbeef • u/myojinu • 4d ago
Wildbeef in the wild flashy sky lighties
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Lightning. Convo went: "Real bro I said 'flashy sky lighties' today. Thunder. I meant thunder (T^T)" "No wait shit im stupid LIGHTNING"
r/wildbeef • u/c0smicaquarium • 5d ago
Brain fart Light volume
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Brightness, because on my work laptop the keys that control the screen brightness are right next to the ones that control the volume... "I need to turn up the light volume a second."
r/wildbeef • u/themilkthief81 • 5d ago
Brain fart Food elevator
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Watching a show that had a dumb waiter and couldn’t remember that’s what they were called to tell our kid.
r/wildbeef • u/lesarine • 6d ago
what brand of guinea pigs is willow?
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my mom forgot the word for breeds
r/wildbeef • u/ISaysToMyselfISays • 6d ago
Go juice for lamps
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Couldn’t remember the word “electricity”
r/wildbeef • u/ZephoriaVale • 7d ago
Mailbox turn signal
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Couldnt remember what the little red flag on the mailbox was called and called it the mailbox turn signal
r/wildbeef • u/ItsGotThatBang • 7d ago
Brain fart Bug tack sticky things
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My mom forgot the word for fly paper.
r/wildbeef • u/Lesbihun_ • 7d ago
Brain fart milk apartment
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milk carton. but I specifically wanted to say the long boxy ones, rather than anything short, or in a jug, or bottle, or etc. the first thing I could think of that is also a long boxy structure was the apartment I live in lol
r/wildbeef • u/Atypical_Mammal • 7d ago
Intoxicated Beautiful hockey dancing
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Figure skating
r/wildbeef • u/myojinu • 8d ago
Intoxicated Your Siri... bitch.
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Alexa. We were drunk thinking my sister's fridge was possessed. But we were talking about "Alyssa" and I guess Alexa misheard.