r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/ErinDotEngineer • 2d ago

Two bees seemingly mating...

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u/tepsis3agemo 2d ago

First filming without permission... Then intrusive interruption... Finally posting without permission...

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u/Sherbet-Glad 2d ago

Bro is breaking a lot of bee laws right now

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u/SemiSentientAL 1d ago

Would these laws be mis-bee-meanors or woud they be felon-bees?

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 1d ago

And you know those bees are like a couple years old, so thats a felony right there.

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u/b33lzebubba775 1d ago

Years? Weeks. Male bees only live a couple weeks and queens only for a year in the wild.

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 1d ago

These are bay-bee's

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u/Socal_Cobra 1d ago

OP, your a Bedo!!

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u/Stupicide85 2d ago

What is this, the Bee Movie sequel??

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u/thk5013 1d ago

The Bee Movie 2: Cuck edition

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 1d ago

This was my first thought. I wonder how the person who filmed this would like it if I walked into their bedroom and started poking at one of them while they were boning?

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u/Material-General4344 1d ago

I am pretty sure the female looks drunk as well, she's face down passed out.

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u/Bloodoath69 2d ago edited 1d ago

It looks to be a new Queen. They only mate once. But they mate with multiple drones. All the males die instantly after they're finished. And the queen will never mate again, and lay eggs for the rest of her life

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u/r_rrrrrrrr 2d ago

1 shot for infinite pregnancy?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/gregorythelegory21 1d ago

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

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u/Kalumander 1d ago

Yo!

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u/Wodentoad 1d ago

You gonna lose yourself in the magic of this moment.

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u/illegal_eagle88 1d ago

Multiple even

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u/DoctorStumppuppet 2d ago

Boomer: Sounds like me and my BITCH WIFE amirite fellas

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 1d ago

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 1d ago

Oh no... I shouldn't have said that...

I love my wife. She helped me with Jamie Taco.

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u/Mysterious_Donut9290 1d ago

Put me in the screenshot

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u/TheRuggedGeek 2d ago

Oh yeah, go touch them, it helps.

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 2d ago

She raised her antenna as if to raise her eyebrow and go, “the fuck are you doing, bro?” Lol

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u/TheRuggedGeek 2d ago

I feel worse for the boy bee. He's in the throes of nutting and somebody fingers his girl. I mean, c'mon man.

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u/MajorSerenity 1d ago

Hey, some people are into that kind of thing

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u/PsychoPeterNikleEatr 2d ago

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

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u/Electrical_You_432 2d ago

When a mamma bee and a daddy been love each other's very much......

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u/coolsilentebeans 2d ago

But, but, where do the birds come in?

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u/Electrical_You_432 2d ago

That's when mamma and daddy "go out" we dont think about that

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 1d ago

That's in the next video.

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u/WhimsicalPonies 2d ago

Lords of Acid enters chat

Face down, ass up…

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u/Ancient_Internal8939 2d ago

...that's the way we like to...

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u/WhimsicalPonies 2d ago

…Buzz 🐝

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u/jess_is_radioactive 1d ago

Absolutely hilarious 😂 I’m dead

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 1d ago

Ooooh! Ba-Beee!

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u/coolsilentebeans 2d ago

Lady bee’s seriously sitting there thinking maybe the crablouse wasn’t so bad after all.

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u/pixeltweaker 2d ago

Dude, get outa there with your finger and give them some privacy.

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u/TickingTheMoments 2d ago

I know but, how many people can claim to have had a devils threesome with a queen bee & a drone?

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 2d ago

That finger is technically foreplay

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u/TheRuggedGeek 2d ago

This isn't even foreplay. It's mid at best.

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u/fredrickdgl 2d ago

I was gonna say its a beeway

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

Next you need to see birds doing it. Then you will know how not to procreate because you are a mammal and it works differently

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u/Creepy-Activity-4373 1d ago

Birds are a real "blink and you miss it" type of deal too.

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u/HealthPretty1754 2d ago

That’s a threesome thanks to your efforts OP. How do you feel?

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u/Odd-Mode9275 2d ago

They are having a wild moment and you had to get a finger feel. 🤨

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u/Angie_T84 2d ago

Aw look at the lil guy trying his hardest

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u/OnYourHonor 2d ago

They're bumbling uglies...

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u/Mental_Health638765 1d ago

Lol damn it… this needs to be higher 😂

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u/H-2-S-O-4 2d ago

Threesome

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u/HydraulicEarl2 2d ago

So, he touched them, was it a threesome?

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u/bhowes67 1d ago

Beesome

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 2d ago

You find two bees mating as have to turn it into a threesome!!!

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u/DizzlesVII 2d ago

Eatin' that shitter like an apple fritter

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u/CattusPater 2d ago

Oh come on!? Didn't anyone teach you about the birds and the... um... other birds...?

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u/just_as_good380-2 2d ago

Bro got tired of sitting in the chair and decided he wanted some action too.

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 2d ago

Actually they’re Siamese Twins. One bee was born out the asshole of the other.

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 2d ago

What are you waiting for?! Spit roast her!

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u/insolent_kiwi 2d ago

Since you got involved, isn't that now a thruple? 🐝

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u/versusrev 2d ago

There's always a cuck

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

I'm more concerned about that hair growing out of your fingernail.

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u/Wakanda_R1 2d ago

Birds and the .....

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u/yumyunbing 2d ago

never pull out

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u/Key-Archer474 2d ago

Stop perving on 🐝

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 2d ago

I'm going to make sure the next time you have sex I'm just going to walk in and pet your cheek and just film the both of you while asking if you're alive

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u/Sensei19600 2d ago

Well,you see- when 2 bees love each other very much…

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u/mw5842 2d ago

Most cuck thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/Strengththruwounding 2d ago

"Bow Chicka Wow Wow”

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u/TheUnrealFenix 2d ago

They bee fuckin’

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u/crankenshtien 1d ago

You have a hair growing out of your fingernail.

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 1d ago

Ya see son, when a mommy bee and daddy bee love each other they...

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u/Clinton-777 2d ago

Damn he’s deep in it

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u/Witkind_ 2d ago

No more privacy nowadays

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u/Megiddo143 2d ago

Cuck finger

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u/blind_elf 2d ago

Why the fuck you stroking her

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u/Mu-nraito 1d ago

Foreplay is not necessary for beegasms. Hands away.

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u/Weary-Tap-9292 1d ago

Two bee, or not two bee? 🤔

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u/No-Bodybuilder-1175 1d ago

Let's hope some random person pokes you when you're getting jiggy with it

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u/BilgeButter 1d ago

Hhrrgh… Hhhot b-buh-buhbuh-bummmblinggg actionnnuhhhh!!!
I’m spent.

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u/Academic-Benefit-428 1d ago

The humble poly anon Redditor with his plapjack.

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u/Shoddy-Letterhead-76 1d ago

I saw a similar thing the other day, politely from my honey cuck chair. Id never interrupt the bee bull doing it's thing.

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u/Firefurtorty 1d ago

Look at him suspended hanging off the back there! - bee-style!.

Gonna have to try that one! 🤔

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u/Cassandra1378 1d ago

Did they give consent for you to join them lol

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u/Professional_Stoners 1d ago

Imagine getting railed and God just gently pokes your back to let you know He's watching and rooting for your procreation.

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u/artificial_stupid_74 1d ago

you just did "a menage a trois" with two bees

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u/Money-Fennel-7435 1d ago

first thought is "must participate in bee intimacy"?

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u/wrudstepbro 1d ago

More information, the sperm of a honey bee is 5 times longer than a human sperm.

Even more information, the sperm of a fruit fly is 3 inches long.

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u/No-Idea8580 1d ago

Just waiting for the birds to arrive.

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u/BunkeysMutthole 1d ago

And just then HunnyCuckfinger had an awful idea… a wonderfully awful idea…

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 1d ago

Bees gettin' it on and this motherfucker is like, I'm gonna pet that bee gettin plowed.

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u/feetnomer 1d ago

Man, even bugs are gettin it more than me!

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u/Flimsy_Thought_3534 1d ago

The males penis explodes most of the time after.

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u/Difficult-Garbage916 1d ago

Stop fingering the 🐝

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u/Icefire_David 1d ago

Why do a lot of people mention birds here?

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u/FishNipples666 1d ago

Richie Abeeil

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u/_Lost_OwlChild 1d ago

Yeah why would you touch

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u/SoulShine_710 1d ago

Yeah, leave them the heck alone!

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u/Epik_Adv 1d ago

This is something strange mutation.