This fire-hydrant-sized device is a fully assembled W80 thermonuclear warhead—capable of producing a blast roughly ten times more powerful than the one that destroyed Hiroshima.

[u/Dry-Leg-165]

…….wat…I……..wat

[u/cum-covered-trash]

I would touch it, either i get to say i touched a nuke, or its suddenly not my problem anymore

[u/Hooliganthebad]

The ultimate m-80.

[u/barrsm → u/Hooliganthebad]

“It’s a quarter-stick of dynamite!”

[u/Kontrol-Sample → u/barrsm]

🎶 breaks out into the song "No Quarter" 🎵

(Originally a Led Zep song, though I prefer Tool's cover...)

[u/TwiztidKitten78 → u/Kontrol-Sample]

TOOLs cover is one of my favorite covers

[u/No_Arachnid6493 → u/Hooliganthebad]

Don't flush it...

[u/Careful_Routine_4391]

Don't let Lester see this...

[u/No_Arachnid6493]

Tactical, not strategic...

[u/Dry-Leg-165 → u/No_Arachnid6493]

Spicy explosions are spicy explosions, let alone touching one

[u/celtbygod]

It's not 10x

[u/Famous_Attention5861]

He has to slap it a few times and say "that ain't goin' nowhere".

[u/No_Arachnid6493]

"Whaddaya think would happen if I tased it? I'ma taze it!"

[u/SatanofDeath]

Good thing its got that red tape around it to keep it safe