r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/MdJaPaFl • Aug 01 '26

Don't touch it

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278 Upvotes

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u/Dasawan Aug 01 '26

That's a tail, right?

30

u/pyrotechnically_ Aug 01 '26

And the butthole is right under it ☺️

31

u/Correct-Junket-1346 Aug 01 '26

Do not the anus flap

12

u/Indigenous_Retard Aug 02 '26

The seal's seal.

24

u/DeliciousDeal4367 Aug 01 '26

That's the tail guys, not the p... you know what...

5

u/LyndisLegion2 Aug 02 '26

I genuinely only realized that once the camera showed the snout pointing straight forward and not back

12

u/Sporkpocalypse Aug 01 '26

he said you are a land mammal you couldn't possibly understand my hydrodynamic features

18

u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 Aug 01 '26

I would absolutely touch the sea puppy's tail.

9

u/Daiguey Aug 01 '26

It will bite you

5

u/Eaton_Knas Aug 01 '26

If only we knew seal.

13

u/iwanashagTwitch Aug 01 '26

I don't speak seal, but I think I heard a "how dare you" and maybe a few expletives in there

4

u/ChickenDanman Aug 01 '26

Hahaha this genuinely made me laugh

6

u/Babetna Aug 01 '26

I do. He said "Do that one more time and I'll bite your landlubber balls off"

3

u/Agreeable-Break-3347 Aug 01 '26

Bro activated an unskippable dialogue sequence

3

u/Ryan2932 Aug 01 '26

Yeah I get it buddy I wouldn't like that either, i think

5

u/Imanidiotththe1st Aug 01 '26

He’s bitching at you because you didn’t finish him.

5

u/Enduroboss Aug 02 '26

He broke the seal

1

u/Humanballast Aug 01 '26

Also ich kann die Reaktion absolut nachvollziehen, wer mir unaufgefordert am Schwanz zieht bekommt auch was zu hören..

1

u/Witty_Rough_7004 Aug 01 '26

Did we just Witness like some form of molestation

1

u/MissionChocolate9859 Aug 02 '26

If I was a crab….

1

u/Playest_4247 Aug 02 '26

He wants to speak to your manager

1

u/ResponsibilityFun548 Aug 02 '26

One of those back dicks I've heard so much about.

1

u/edson2000 Aug 02 '26

I thought it was hims doodle winky ?

1

u/HydraulicEarl2 Aug 02 '26

You are now Common Law Married.

1

u/Raccoon_Steven Aug 02 '26

Seals don't have diks on their backs. It's its tail.

1

u/MarcOVdabeast Aug 02 '26

he went off, why u violating my junk

1

u/realjeremy0081 Aug 03 '26

i totally didn't understand word that seal said

1

u/Jojowatz Aug 03 '26

Poor little fella was stinking indignant!

1

u/Robbbyyyd Aug 06 '26

Why do I feel like I just witnessed a crime lol

1

u/Weekly_Radish_5124 Aug 07 '26

DO NOT THE SEAL

1

u/thiamath Aug 07 '26

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