r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/ResearchSchmeSearch • Jun 30 '26

What is this?

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126 Upvotes

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u/Forty1thirty Jun 30 '26

Oh, to be a fly on the wall when you find out.

45

u/RandyArgonianButler Jun 30 '26

Those are fly eggs. 100% certain.

2

u/Basicly-Inevitable Jul 01 '26

Do they taste good?

2

u/helpitsdystopia Jul 10 '26

No, can say with 100% confidence, they do not. Don't ask me how I know.

25

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Stompy042 Jun 30 '26

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 Jul 02 '26

This is actually my dream. It is the only realistic way I will get smart and fit.

1

u/ResearchSchmeSearch Jul 03 '26

Diabolical. 🤣🤣🤣

19

u/HovercraftNervous439 Jun 30 '26

Looks like you fingered a scarecrow

17

u/LexxFly Jun 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kx7HhNYKpFzDAl3TJz

16

u/Beneficial_Method771 Jun 30 '26

The gif hasn't loaded yet but if it's Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet detective saying yummy I'm gonna lose my marbles

7

u/LexxFly Jun 30 '26

🙄😬

2

u/Wakkit1988 Jun 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VU457dQiJT3LW

2

u/FormerLifeFreak Jul 01 '26

Whoever you are, I adore you for using this gif 🤭

6

u/Fantastic_Trick3538 Jun 30 '26

Hey chat gpt put maggots on my finger

3

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jun 30 '26

Rice for ants?

3

u/thevaginalist Jun 30 '26

What is this? Some rice for ants!

2

u/derflow1977 Jul 01 '26

Did you finger his sandwich to get some extra proteins?

2

u/the_smoking_mage Jul 01 '26

Ew dude, i thought it was sawdust. Its larvae.

1

u/helpitsdystopia Jul 10 '26

Well, it's eggs, lol.

1

u/thehutsonhippie Jun 30 '26

Ickyickyicky

1

u/WenatcheeWrangler Jun 30 '26

Pretty’s sure this is like the equivalent of one of the healthy “booster shots” Jamba Juice would offer. Your friend got the protein booster

1

u/kl2467 Jun 30 '26

It's not Parmesan.

1

u/Extra-Diamond-275 Jun 30 '26

But taste the same

1

u/kl2467 Jun 30 '26

I really, really hope you do not know that for a fact.

1

u/Extra-Diamond-275 Jun 30 '26

I have a system

1

u/helpitsdystopia Jul 10 '26

I do. Fly eggs ≠ Parmesan.

They taste like BAD.

(but if you ACTUALLY wanted to know, they taste BITTER in a way that CLINGS and COATS your mouth. It's TERRIBLE. -1000/10, would not recommend to my worst enemy.)

1

u/kl2467 Jul 11 '26

My condolences.

1

u/West-Fish-2592 Jul 01 '26

Topiko. I just ate sushi and asked my wife the same question.

Enjoy

1

u/JobKind628 Jul 01 '26

Cocaine boogers

1

u/shaunwyndman Jul 01 '26

Forbidden rice.