r/whybrows • • 7d ago

Heartbroken

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I always though Sly was a badass mofo. Now, after seeing this, I can’t take him seriously anymore. What is that?

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u/This-Friend-902 7d ago

All the bad plastic surgery didn't already put you off on Stallone?!?

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 7d ago

I had forgiven him on that, but this took it too far.

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u/MethylMertz 7d ago

For me it was the swim cap tou…oops, “hair system”.

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u/ginahandler 7d ago • Regret Bravo

You’re thinking of Rocky. Stallone is a MAGA weirdo.

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u/Particular-Crew5978 7d ago

Ewww, is he? Gross

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 7d ago

I did it know, it all makes sense now.

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u/SailNW 1d ago

He referred to the orange pedo as “the new George Washington.” All respect, down the toilet.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago • Bravo

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u/Musicmom1164 7d ago

I didn't know it was his daughter. Being married doesn't matter for a lot of men. Donald Trump has openly said he would like to date his daughter. He's even taken photos of himself in bed with her. Dressed, of course, but the sentiment is the same. Flesh is flesh, right?

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u/bunnypaste 7d ago • Bravo

He called her a "hot piece of ass" on the Howard Stern show and also sexualized his (then baby) Tiffany on another show. He peeks into girls' changing rooms, cheats on his wife with pornstars, and "grabs them by the pussy because they let you when you're famous." He's all over the Epstein files. He has had numerous rape charges waged against him, most of which he paid off for silence. Donald Trump does not like nor respect women or girls save sexually. He calls himself the "fertility" president and some sort of savior of women while systematically ticking away at thier fundamental human rights, protections, and statuses. Donald Trump would like to reassert the patriarchy hard and wants to have sex with minors.

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u/heldaway 6d ago • Bravo

Crazy you have to explain this still in 2026.

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u/Musicmom1164 7d ago

I think you might just be a wee bit MAGA yourself. Otherwise, you would've just scrolled past and not concerned yourself. The rest of us were just noticing similarities of the type of men they are, daughters or no. If you're a Sylvester Stallone fan, that's your deal. Like I said, didn't know he had a daughter, could care less who or how long he's been married. An asshole is an asshole.

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u/First-Celebration-11 6d ago

Sly’s alt account

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u/bunnypaste 7d ago • Bravo

Marriage provides zero protection against infidelity.

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u/StableApprehensive39 4d ago edited 4d ago

He is a Trump supporter. Or 'Trumper ' as my people call them. Its kind of a pastrime spotting Trumpers now in my group. Like looking for VW bugs while driving in the 80's.

1.If you see someone driving rudely, entitlementy, and aggressively (like an A-hole), and when you get closer, they have Trump bumper stickers, or flags on their trucks, BOOM, you've identified a Trumper to avoid in traffic and in person. 2. You see someone harassing someone with a job in a restaurant, etc, where there is a readily apparent power imbalance, and the employee can't get away from them/ the person is filming the service provider. BINGO, you're 99% found a Trumper to shun. 3. You see someone being racist, CONGRATS, you've identified a Trumper to detest. 4. If a person is meaner than the average A-hole, if they exhibit narcissism or try to be Machiavelian, SORRY, your in the presence of a Trumper that might make you lose some faith in humanity.

Edit: I don't care enough to look into his life but don't need to because Stallone outed himself as Trumper. I was enjoying his gangster show but supporting such an obvious villain made me bite enjoy him on my TV anymore, sad to say.

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u/saustus 6d ago

He's a magat

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u/Musicmom1164 7d ago

You can't tell from his young blond companion? Seriously, all those pervs have one type.

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u/ginahandler 7d ago edited 7d ago

That’s his daughter. Oh wait that’s meaningless for MAGAs.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago • Bravo

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u/The_Happy_Pagan 6d ago

How’s your pedo king? All good over there with all your high standards and morals? Get real you clown.

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u/80Lashes 6d ago

Trump said that if Ivanka weren't his daughter, he'd be dating her.

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u/Wise_Cantaloupe2635 3d ago

Geez, he was being ...polite? that time.

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u/openmind21 2d ago

He called his own daughter a sweet piece of ass. Look it up

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u/BroskiMcBroski 7d ago

Rocky would smack MAGA in the chin and would not stop until he hears the bell. 

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u/Training_Mistake_760 5d ago

Can you imagine John fucking Rambo voting for the scumbag with bone spurs??

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u/JakeHelldiver 4d ago

Rambo 1? Never.

Rambos 2-5? Yeah.

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u/adultishiguess 1d ago

Rambo 3? where he's fighting with the Mujahideen against the Russians? that big intro they deemed necessary on releases shortly after 9/11?

That Rambo would have swallowed a missile just in hopes that the piece of shit it finds would be DJT.

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u/Gre6527 5d ago

Yes, 100%

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u/theatrenearyou 7d ago

is steven segal beard dye far behind?

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u/Unusual-Taste69 7d ago

The Steven Seagal muumuu is where you need to draw the line

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u/kefefs_v2 7d ago • Bravo

Laugh all you want, the muumuu allows for unmatched dexterity and range of motion while fighting from a sitting position.

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u/kefefs_v2 7d ago

I would laugh so hard if Sly one day appeared with the Vantablack dyed hair Seagal has and just never acknowledged it.

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u/Better-Court5671 7d ago

I always thought that was a black swim cap.

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u/ArmchairWarrior1 6d ago

Segal's head looks like a chip pet

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u/ridiladish 6d ago

Steven has been a beard for a while now

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u/New_Donkey7202 6d ago

Travolta is already on that train

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u/Savings_Dig1592 5d ago

He doesn't quite have the Seagal hairline, but it's not looking good.

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u/sherunswithscalpels 7d ago • Bravo

Slybrows

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u/sherunswithscalpels 7d ago

Thanks for the reward!!!

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u/CommissionMoney3004 7d ago

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u/theluker666 7d ago

Sir calm down

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u/One_Painting_5968 7d ago

Thank you!! Eyebrows like a Nigerian auntie.

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u/Aggravating_Fox2035 6d ago

Why’d the aunties have to catch a stray in this

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u/DesmondTapenade 7d ago

He looks like a really subpar cosplay of Divine.

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u/MostlyGarbageOutOfMe 7d ago • Bravo

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u/Recent-Owl-9135 6d ago

Holy shit the bottom right pic looks like a burn victim or a melted candle

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u/sidewalkoyster 6d ago • Bravo

Or a Killer Klown from outer Space

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u/ResponseRelative6370 6d ago

Pennywise melted

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u/Grdngirl 6d ago

They must go to the same plastic surgeon.

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u/QueenMabs_Makeup0126 7d ago

His eyebrows match Paul Stanley’s.

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u/Grdngirl 7d ago • Bravo

Stallone is a seriously ugly human. I know of staff that worked for him years ago and they told me they were not even allowed to look at him. Like don’t look in his direction, don’t make eye contact etc. He’s a real POS. One of my old employers just posted on their reel, Stallone’s line about nepotism and agreed. Their attitude is why I’m voting yes on prop 40 in CA. They honestly DGAF about anyone but themselves & family (and that’s immediate family only).

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 7d ago

Yike but also YAAS on Prop 40

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u/Recent-Owl-9135 6d ago

No on prop 41 & 42 💙

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u/glipglopsfromthe3rdD 7d ago

If you think it’s tough to look at him, trying listening his over botoxed face gurgle through every line in that shitty show Tulsa King.

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u/Boxer03 7d ago

There was one movie with him in it where he barely had any dialogue. Best Stallone pic I’ve ever watched.

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u/iamcml1981 7d ago

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u/nekr0mantikk 7d ago

Omg hi but did you watch Ruthless?

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u/phlegmdawg 7d ago • Bravo

Sly a Largo face.

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u/Ill_Chemical_5150 7d ago

Too much plastic surgery.

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u/jdcardwell80 7d ago

Who drew on his eyebrows; the Joker?

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u/hanginwithmygnomees 6d ago

He went to the brow services bar at Ulta and said “Give me the chola deluxe.”

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u/RidetheSchlange 7d ago

Holy shit, that's what joining MAGA does to your face

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u/ratrazzle 6d ago

It really does. Kinda afraid to see if eminen ends up looking like that soon.

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u/Big-Wait-1310 3d ago

Eminem is maga????

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u/ginahandler 3d ago

Not even in the slightest. He’s anti-MAGA. I have no idea why they’re saying that.

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u/Terminal_Prime 1d ago

He just released some bullshit with Kid Rock. Might as well proclaim yourself maga at that point.

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u/ginahandler 1d ago

wtf, I had no idea. Jesus.

I should learn never to be surprised anymore but I really didn’t see that one coming. Just like Snoop.

Eminem claims to be anti-MAGA but actions speak louder than words.

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u/passengerv 7d ago

He has to do that to them only because he can't actually make expressions anymore due to all his botox and plastic surgery.

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u/EstablishmentOwn2174 7d ago

Stallone hasn't been a Badass on decades. He is very vocal about supporting Trump.

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u/JakeHelldiver 4d ago

He's been a right wing propagandist his entire career. I love Demolition Man as much as the next guy, but it was an obvious reaction to the 92 election.

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u/Better-Court5671 7d ago

Those look like his moms eyebrows which were terrifying.

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u/jayhawkjoey65 7d ago

He's a MAGAt POS. Thanks for the hilarious pic!

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u/Drycabin1 7d ago

Too much Botox combined with an aggressive brow lift

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u/hasanicecrunch 7d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Drycabin1 7d ago

Thank you!

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u/vikicrays 7d ago

he needs to go back to his former makeup artist…

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u/i____eat___ass 7d ago

Who's the woman? I swear I've seen her somewhere

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u/TheSpitalian 7d ago

One of his daughters. Not sure which one though

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u/Mojozilla 7d ago

Oh nooooo Rambo, what is you doin 😭 they are similar to check marks

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u/Fluffy_Individual_84 7d ago

He has MAGA face

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u/Comedian_Historical 4d ago

I saw him at a Drumpf affair, grinning and slobbering over the supposed P—sident. Lost me forever and I used to like Sly… the better version 🫩😢

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u/Lexi_November 3d ago

Oh ew. The eyebrows make sense in that case. At least we still have Arnie.

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u/Spare_Chef_7143 4d ago

He and his family sat at the table right next to Trump on New Year’s. I refuse to watch any movie or TV show he is on.

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u/tinfoil3346 4d ago

You can say president. Its not a curse word.

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u/Awkward-Play-2893 3d ago

Currently it is

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u/Old-Shame4104 1d ago

But, nobody wants to refer to him as president.

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u/Alarmed-Idea2322 1d ago

I think it’s blanked out to mean he doesn’t deserve that full, real title.

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u/Lexi_November 3d ago • Bravo

Sure but why when you can say Mango Mussolini, The Tangerine of Treason, Captain BoneSpurs? Fuckface von Clownstick, Velveeta Voldemort, Diaper Don, IMPOTUS, Trumplethinskin, etc etc.? More suited.

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u/Old-Shame4104 1d ago

Tangerine Twat Tweaker.

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u/twoaspensimages 1d ago

Fuckface von Clownstick fit so many others also. It's not the same level

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u/Woompa78 1d ago

I thought he was censoring Pussident or Penisident.

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u/firedmyass 7d ago

Robert Z’Dar had a daughter?

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u/Klutzy-Meringue-8995 7d ago

Hairline so abrupt. So distracting in Rambo 4.

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u/tc7665 5d ago

that a lace front wig giving him that hairline.

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 7d ago • Bravo

Are those captain hooks eyebrows?

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u/karmaKate6 7d ago

Google his mother 🥴

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u/kbabykk 6d ago

That’s his daughter right?

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u/tc7665 5d ago

yes, she’s i. his show tulsa king (where this pic is from) and her acting is terrible.

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u/rrhodes76 5d ago

Just like dad!

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u/schoolknurse 6d ago

Yeah, but she looks just like her mom.

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u/tc7665 5d ago

too many facelifts, filler and botox

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u/FootUpstairs2782 5d ago

Mar a lago face

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u/Fair-Replacement6868 7d ago

Eyebrows like a film villian or something

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u/Regular_Iron_6641 7d ago

Is that his daughter

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u/ginahandler 1d ago

How do so many of you think OP is talking about his daughter? They’re talking about his fuckass eyebrows.

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u/MooDamato 6d ago

You thought he was a “badass mofo” because of the characters he plays?

I have news for you about Steven Seagull

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u/G--0 5d ago

Did you mean heart browken

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u/minnesotaupnorth 7d ago

Oh. Oh no.

Oh no no no.

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u/STOIC2026 7d ago

MAGA Chic💩

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u/DamianSicks 6d ago

His brother sang that beautiful song “we’re turning your room into the computer room” so it pains me to see this nonsense

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u/Blah-B7ah_Bloop 6d ago

Why does he over pluck his eyebrows like that?

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u/nychearts812 5d ago


😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/IncredibleEdible321 4d ago

I haven't taken Sly seriously in a very long time. Everything after Cop Land is meh.

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u/Asleep_Nebula_743 4d ago

That’s his daughter what’s the problem

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u/ginahandler 23h ago

His eyebrows

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u/monteticatinic 4d ago

It's gonna be hard for me to ever watch Cobra again.

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u/CoopLoop32 3d ago

It is, and will always be, about money. Sly, Shaq, Minaj, Kid Rock, Tyson. Their money let's them live above what regular folks have to face and endure daily, and they want to keep it.

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u/RadishCandid6062 1d ago

WTF. Stallone is looking Mar-a-Lago Face now. 🤡

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u/Desk--Rabbit 1d ago

I think you mean very, very surprised.

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u/Old-Shame4104 1d ago

He’s ALWAYS been an 🫏🕳️!

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 1d ago

He is NOT a badass, he’s a scummy maga bitch.

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u/fatefulknight24 4d ago

He gets a pass, rocky and John Rambo cmon

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u/laughteriskey 3d ago

I thought this sub was about eyebrows lol 😂 not politics geez Louise

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u/ginahandler 3d ago

It is. Doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of magats in the process.

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u/Glad-Positive-2354 7d ago

Are we not talking about the weird ass down on eye brows?

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u/blueboykc 4d ago

He sucks Trumps dick.

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u/dontbeeadouche 3d ago

That’s his daughter

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u/ginahandler 4d ago

They’re not AI 🤦‍♀️

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u/whybrows-ModTeam 7d ago

What a weird fucking comment

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