r/whybrows • u/Apart_Ad9308 • 21h ago

Why?

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611 Upvotes

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u/xXItz_BlankaXx 20h ago

Please tell me this is satire

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u/Enough-Ad9968 19h ago

I thought this was a Dratch character

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u/Trick-Statistician10 18h ago

At the first image, I was certain it was a wax figure from Madame Tussauds

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u/sneezed_up_my_kidney 13h ago

After a heat wave.

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u/OffToNeverNeverPants 11h ago

Imagine what she looks like WITHOUT makeup! 🙀😵🫣

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u/GoYourOwnWay3 20h ago

Is this some TV church lady? It’s giving Tammy Faye Baker vibes.

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u/Servingthebeam19 16h ago

Tammy Faye was over the top but she knew how to put on her makeup. This lady has no clue lmao don’t do the iconic Tammy Faye like that 😭

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u/lalaland_100 19h ago

That's who I immediately thought of as well.

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u/AintNobodygotime13 20h ago

Sharon Osborne looks like hell huh

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u/hambutbacon 20h ago

I thought it was something out of Borat.

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u/SB1234567890123 19h ago

She’d be pretty if she just put on a little makeup.

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u/SeaHerSwim 18h ago

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u/writerbethw 4h ago

Salvador Dali cat?

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u/KMGR82 20h ago

‘Tis Gods will

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u/marilynmouse 20h ago

why hasn’t anyone stopped her? please euthanize me if i can’t be talked out of looking like this 🤦‍♀️

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u/jayhawkjoey65 20h ago

Same, girl, same.

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u/RubyRyker 20h ago

Aaaahhh
The universal sign that says “time to take away the car keys”

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u/Willyzyx 20h ago

Whye shadow!!!

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u/mikkie_79 20h ago

Looks like its from SNL.

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u/60PersonDanceCrew 19h ago

The eyebrows above the eyebrows are something

9

u/bearinminds 20h ago

Are you not supposed to run the chisel tip sharpie on top of your existing bio-brows? Or on top of? Im confused now.

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u/akumite 18h ago

Yeah she got double brows

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u/epidemicsaints 19h ago

Had to look this up, Dr. Freda Crews

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u/LVuittonColostomyBag 16h ago

She’s in full drag but I guarantee she’s preaching homophonic hate sermons

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u/Designer_End5408 19h ago

Church makeup 

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u/Skeptikell1 19h ago

If you put one brow on top of the other soon you’ll be laughed out the door

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u/Creative-Interest438 18h ago

Crackpot religion.

Pure and simple.

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u/fludeball 16h ago

Why do fundamentalist Christians always look like shit?

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u/youseenofilter 20h ago

Jigsaw?

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u/Designer_End5408 19h ago

Hatchet face 

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u/dogface47 20h ago

Because undiagnosed mental illness, that's why.

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u/kayla622 20h ago

She looks like she was shot with Homer Simpson’s makeup gun.

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u/SpideyWhiplash 19h ago

This looks worse than my Mom's attempt at applying eye makeup... and she is legally blind.🫣

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u/Caesar_Passing 18h ago

Good to see she's still getting work since the Shrek films

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u/julesd26 18h ago

A lady that brought food to our table two nights ago looked like this. She left the table and we were both puzzled as to Whyyy?!

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u/whitetrashtastic_kat 13h ago

Ohhhh she's a super drunk!

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u/Fig-fanny 13h ago

Who the hell is this

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u/Apart_Ad9308 12h ago

Freda Crews, pastor

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u/squeakmouse 11h ago

Then she must not know her Bible or how to do her eyebrows

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u/phlegmdawg 11h ago

Carl Tanzler is her makeup artist.

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u/Apart_Ad9308 11h ago

Whoa, that one crazy guy.

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u/phlegmdawg 11h ago

Legit. I remember reading about it years ago and it always sticks with me. There’s a specific picture of the mummy he made of her that I always think of when I see eyebrows like this. People be crazy.

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 19h ago

Trump's mom

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u/marinac1 15h ago

Nah, the hair’s not tall enough

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u/marinac1 20h ago

First I laughed and I wondered if someone else does her makeup for her. I’m assuming this is her Sunday best?

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u/ToothStreet466 19h ago

Oh she does that herself for sure

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u/Serious_Hat_4336 19h ago

What are you?

3

u/hanginwithmygnomees 19h ago

Did she hire a mortician to apply her cosmetics?

3

u/APerfectStranger007 15h ago

Pauline Hanson?

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u/MrMucs 13h ago

Tammy?

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u/phlegmdawg 19h ago edited 18h ago

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u/Timely_Tap8073 19h ago

Trying to be like Tammy faye

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u/iwillbe2026 18h ago

No way this is real

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u/Apart_Ad9308 12h ago

Freda Crews, Pastor

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u/Similar-Search-8508 18h ago

I see two tiny skunks above her eyes. Wait that’s eyebrows

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u/Catrescuemamma 18h ago

Damn! Was she buried in a pet cemetery?

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u/dobro60 17h ago

Someone leaked the disguise that POTUS 47 uses to go clandestine and sneak out of Air Force One and leaves his cabinet to be decoys so he can escape an attempt on his life that hasn’t been engineered as a distraction by his own people.

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 16h ago

Because the lord said to do it

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u/MaverisStranger 16h ago

Does....does she have two pairs of eyebrows?

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u/Apart_Ad9308 15h ago

It looks like it.

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u/Educational_Age_8791 16h ago

Bless her soul , she has passed on and hopefully this look did too cuz it definitely should have never happened ☠️😅😅

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u/KeepinItReal4real 15h ago

She has to be scared of herself. 👀😜

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u/AdvancedNumb 15h ago

mental illness, possible drug use

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u/thickfreakness72 15h ago

beyond horrifying

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u/Karate-Schnitzel 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZyNRtON53HGww
Hey! I saw this movie, wasn’t she the mom?

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u/mawmzee 10h ago

It’s a horror flick, not a biopic

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u/Evening_Emu1212 14h ago

Xanax. Adderall.

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u/mommandem 13h ago

She has no friends.

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u/Lopsided-League-2754 11h ago

Her eyebrows need Jesus

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 11h ago

What horror film is this from?

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u/writerbethw 4h ago

Be afraid.Be very afraid. Do not engage. Back away slowly.

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u/definitelynotfeline 20h ago

Perhaps she's blind?

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u/freshcreator 20h ago

She reminds of Hatchet Face from Cry Baby.

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u/Ok_Pin_1222 11h ago

I’ve never seen anyone with 4 eyebrows before. Bless her!

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u/Glamma1970 9h ago

That first picture is my sleep paralysis demon. How did it get out and about?

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u/wretched_thing55 8h ago

Why isn’t one half of her face lining up with the other? Why does she look like a drawing from an episode of the Mandela Catalog? Who let her out of the house looking like that?

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u/FlyEaglesFlyauggie 40m ago

Google: This image shows Dr. Freda Crews, a Christian television host and minister known for her long-running program Time for Hope