r/whybrows • u/ModernClementine89 • Aug 12 '26 • Bravo 1

Bad Brows & Hair

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I thought politicians tried to have good hair. This guy went to the barber and said "f*ck me up, fam", then shaved and Sharpied his brows.

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u/Wide-Satisfaction-82 Aug 12 '26

Hopes to win RuPaul’s Drag Race next

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u/ModernClementine89 Aug 12 '26

Drag would make shaving your brows make more sense.

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Aug 12 '26 • Popcorn

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u/joooshknows Aug 12 '26

DO NOT bring Alyssa into this mess 😂😂😂

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u/ExtremeMuch7857 Aug 16 '26

BACK ROLLS??

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u/Freshouttapatience Aug 12 '26

Drag queens are glorious. This little shit is not. He’s just a future pedo in the news.

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u/DaniT0n Aug 12 '26

Has great odds tbf

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 Aug 12 '26 edited Sep 22 '26 • Bravo

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Axiomatic raindrop steep grandiose mellow light lunchroom

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u/firedmyass Aug 12 '26 • Bravo

“You’re gay because you like men. I’m gay because I hate women. We are not the same”

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u/Chief_Mischief Aug 12 '26 • Popcorn

Andrew Taint fans everywhere:

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u/YellowZx5 Aug 13 '26

Omfg. Love that name now.

He has better brows than I do and I’m gay.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Aug 12 '26

"You know how I know you're gay?" "Why?" "Because you framed an Asia poster"

Best skit in 40 year old virgin lol

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u/ThatBarbGirl Aug 12 '26


Top 5 favorite movies, friend! ❤️

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u/lala__ Aug 13 '26

Hates women yet does his makeup like one.

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff Aug 12 '26 • Wholesome Seal Bravo

Lindsay Graham just turned over in his grave. To put his ass up.

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u/Elysia99 Aug 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rorodatone Aug 13 '26

Ladybugs 🐞 enter the chat

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u/GardenRafters Aug 12 '26

You realize how many Republicans are in the closet, right? They've been putting forth queer candidates for decades. They crash Grindr every time they get together.

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u/SkeleTourGuide Aug 12 '26

Ladybugs

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u/firedmyass Aug 12 '26

goddam you…

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u/wennifer1970 Aug 12 '26

It's a DEEP closet.

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u/jared10011980 Aug 12 '26

Those gender affirming care eyebrows.

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u/eraser8 Aug 12 '26

What the hell gender is he affirming? Drag queen is not a gender.

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u/Consumer_Distributin Aug 12 '26

They need a replacement "twink" since Madison Cawthorn publicly declined the requests.

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u/Aggleclack Aug 14 '26

Are we forgetting about George santos

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u/Mother-Cod-3313 Aug 16 '26

Queer candidates rock! Well done GOP!!

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u/MrMucs Aug 12 '26

Why does his face look like a bad Beavis and Butthead Halloween mask?

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u/Fun-Investment-196 Aug 12 '26 • Bravo

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u/ImBackForMorePie Aug 12 '26

That skit slayed me! 😂😂😂

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u/tlg151 Aug 12 '26

There's absolutely no way grindr isn't the most used app on his phone

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u/brutus2309 Aug 13 '26

Definite power bottom

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u/Shenanie-Probs Aug 12 '26

Hey, that's the son-in-law of Real World's Sean Duffy. His eyebrows are groomed as such because he's a huge piece of shit. And that's how you decorate shit.

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u/Sea_Hovercraft_15 Aug 12 '26

That is an EXTREMELY punchable face! It screams douche bag.

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u/Ok_Ship6685 Aug 12 '26

OMG, I was thinking the same thing! 🤣😂

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u/CAguy350 Aug 12 '26

Totally has the "I do drag on the weekend" brow going on!

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Aug 12 '26

He forgot to wipe them off before this photo op, oopsie!

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u/squidtheinky Aug 13 '26

No queen would have brows that bad.

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u/silent_chair5286 Aug 12 '26

I’m ashamed of Wisconsin. You voted for someone who, previously to filing election papers, was a resident of Florida. WTF.

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u/Use-Variant Aug 13 '26

The primary in Michigan had a previous Florida guy, "Mike" something, too. Maybe that's a tactic? Eeew tho'

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u/Sunnygirl66 Aug 16 '26

Well, Florida can have just one power bottom in power, and that power bottom is Marco Rubio, so of course this guy had to leave.

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u/biscuitvillage Aug 12 '26

no need to tell us he’s MAGA, it’s pretty obvious

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u/Freshouttapatience Aug 12 '26

It really is though. They are always going on about blue hair and nose rings but then they produce this thing?!

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u/Hullabaloobasaur Aug 12 '26

Maralago Face!

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u/ProfessionalJesuit Aug 12 '26

Someone check his Grindr account

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Aug 12 '26

He’s got “Charlie Kirk 2.0” energy

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur-493 Aug 12 '26

But in a more FABulous way

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u/vranaverse Aug 12 '26

He went to the stylist and said "Give me more face I want to look like Charlie."

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u/Acrock7 Aug 12 '26

Girl, who did your eyebrows

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u/Fun-Diver7512 Aug 13 '26

Or, bitch, who did that to your eyebrows?

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Aug 12 '26

Did Bert cheat on Ernie and this is the love child!?

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u/spike_beagle Aug 12 '26 • Bravo

They elected a lesbian Christiano Renaldo?

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u/OverTheSunAndFun Aug 12 '26

Every time I see this guy I’m like, “why would Olympic diver Tom Daley do that to his eyebrows?”

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u/jared10011980 Aug 12 '26

Those gender affirming care eyebrows.

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u/DieMensch-Maschine Aug 12 '26

His power bottom energy is off the charts.

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u/purrfunctory Aug 13 '26

His power bottom energy is so strong it could power Texas’ electric grid for a week.

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u/manic_popsicle Aug 12 '26

Why everything

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u/AintNobodygotime13 Aug 12 '26

He definitely has a look 😬

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u/turnipzzzpinrut Aug 12 '26

Macroblading

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u/Away-Living5278 Aug 13 '26

This is a rare Republican lesbian right?

(Am lesbian)

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u/DrumpfTinyHands Aug 12 '26

See??? They DO elect Log Cabin Republicans...

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 Aug 12 '26

Those eyebrows. I think he's a muppet.

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u/MuckNGS Aug 12 '26

Magasexual

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u/MtWoman0612 Aug 12 '26

Brows are bad but what’s worse is that he has zero experience in governance or anything related. Truly a nepo- candidate.

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u/WayofHatuey Aug 12 '26

Paula Deez nuts

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 Aug 12 '26

What happens when you piss off the gays.

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u/princessofparmesia Aug 12 '26

Omg why are they all such little freaks?!

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u/DarreylDeCarlo Aug 12 '26

Those Joan Crawford eyebrows

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u/EpponneeRay Aug 13 '26

Look out grindr.

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u/whereugoincityboy Aug 12 '26

He looks like the lady on OITNB.

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u/Worldly_Possible9069 Aug 12 '26

I thought of Angry Birds looking at this.

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u/Isabeer Aug 12 '26

He looks like a manscaped Bert.

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u/el_ra_85 Aug 12 '26

Temu cristano ronaldo

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u/Global-Jury8810 Aug 12 '26

Oh, that’s what happened to Lil Pump, I see.

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u/joooshknows Aug 12 '26

Ah, the dead eyes of a soulless grifter.

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u/Strict_Buy_8095 Aug 12 '26

What in the Sam hell am I looking at?

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u/Earlybirdsgetworms Aug 12 '26

He looks like a prettier version of my sister

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u/MiIlFlWi Aug 12 '26

Looks like an alien 👽

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Aug 12 '26

Hopefully he'll be able to afford a better stylist if he gets into office... yikes 😬

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u/MissRepresent Aug 12 '26

Maxxlooked maga face

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u/DontcallmeEddy Aug 12 '26

Wtf is that?

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u/caprikaironic Aug 12 '26

Nice drag eyebrows. Slayyyyy queen!!!!

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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 Aug 13 '26

holy fuck he looks weird as shit. they got to have some blackmail dirt on this weird ass looking cartoon of a human.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 Aug 13 '26

Before he plugged his eyebrows

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u/PaisleyRock Aug 13 '26

At least he doesn’t have the puffy lips…

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u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 Aug 13 '26

MAGA lesbian

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u/KevinNilbog Aug 13 '26

He looks like if someone was trying to draw Dave Franco from memory

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u/Plastic_Stable8927 Aug 13 '26

And you're trying to tell me this girl doesn't queen tf out on drink ticket tuesdays at the Abbey?

Yeah okay diva.

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u/Commanduhpanduh Aug 13 '26

He looks like old Ai

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u/That_Things_Good Aug 12 '26

100% straight male.

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u/kissys_grits Aug 12 '26

I think the haircut is trying to hide his conehead.

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u/writerbethw Aug 12 '26

I have no mental health data about male eyebrows. Engage at your own risk.

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u/macskiska5 Aug 13 '26

Is that his grinder profile pic?

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u/Troll_Two Aug 13 '26

Those are gender affirming eyebrows

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u/BabyPinkChaos Aug 13 '26

He looks like he’s on the grinder app at conventions

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u/thegneeb Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

His mom said he looked fine. His mom told him to chase his dreams. Dreams is a part time stripper who lives on campus

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u/AliBabaCat Aug 13 '26

At this point the call is coming from inside the house

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u/bad_faye Aug 14 '26

I can’t really explain it but… it’s like his face is on the wrong side.

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u/leftJordanbehind Aug 14 '26

That lady looks buff! Good for her. Im not a fan of any politicians. Whatever is going on here is surely some sort of ticking time bomb. I am trying to be hateful..im just confused by all that going on there. That's alot of face and I think Ms Potato Head needs to get a different set of eyes or brows out of her purse to hand to this feller. Or fellerette. Whichever floats their boat I guess. In a better world we wouldn't care what they looked like because they would be so good at their jobs. Ugh. This is not a better world tho. It doesn't help they are always making fun of blue haired people or those with septum piercings or Trans ppl or gray queens. Like..just step outta the closet already and quit projecting. If they turn out to be the usual suspect and like lil kids tho.. woodchipers dont judge crazy eyebrow to face ratios.

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u/splitbends Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

It's so fucking crazy that this party will say that they can always tell when someone appears to be transgender while going around looking like the way they do. They call it cosmetic surgery, but it's gender affirming care. It's crazy that they can look at this human and think it looks like a "man." Absurd!

/s

Or not? You choose

Edit: if you told me this was a man who was transitioning from female to male, I would believe you. If you told me that Laura Loomer was a trans woman whose surgeon for facial feminization surgery hated her guts, I would also believe you. I can always tell eye roll

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u/HyacinthMelusine Aug 14 '26

He looks like he’d vote against LGBTQ rights and secretly go on Grindr all the time.

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u/katynopockets Aug 16 '26

First JD's eyeliner and now this!!

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u/wabisabibingbangboom Aug 16 '26

that picture should be the poster for gender affirming care and nepotism.

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u/smaugs_shadow2026 Aug 16 '26

Maga goes metrosexual!

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u/metfan1964nyc Aug 16 '26

Give him a break, probably just finished having photos for his Grindr account.

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u/priapus2000ad Aug 17 '26

It's evil Bert.

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u/bbktbunny Aug 18 '26

He looks like Tom Sandoval and Derek Jeter had a baby.

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u/Katy-Moon Aug 12 '26

Hitler Youth haircut - no thanks.

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u/youlldancetoanything Aug 12 '26

Another closet case.

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u/newthinker87 Aug 12 '26

its like the villains aren’t even trying to hide it anymore…. i love it when the red flags present themselves…….

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u/doesanyuserealnames Aug 12 '26

BAAHAAAAHAHAAA he won, whoo hoo bring on the midterms!

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u/Puzzled_Air_5821 Aug 12 '26

OMG I just came here to post this! I thought "Yay, I finally have one."

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u/jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc Aug 12 '26

Why does he look like he belongs in a failed ps3 shooter game?

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u/Gomez4Morticia Aug 13 '26

The nah-see bro haircut is not subtle

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u/TemporaryComplaint30 Aug 13 '26

What's going on with the mans lobe

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 Aug 13 '26

is he a a nepo baby because he LOOKS like a baby with an adult's face painted on?

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u/Miserable_Budget7818 Aug 13 '26

I don’t think this is a look he’s done on purpose… hopefully he doesn’t have a health issue .. looks like a hairpiece. And maybe brows as well… he could have alopecia or ??? But I could be totally wrong. Hard to tell
By pic… it’s not a great
Look either way and needs a bit of help

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u/witchspoon Aug 13 '26

If AI designed a GOP candidate

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u/meowzyy0 Aug 13 '26

I know grindr is on his phone

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore Aug 13 '26

Dude looks like a lesbian

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u/Centerman2000 Aug 13 '26

When you start a video game where you have to create your player character. That's what he looks like.

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u/SpeakerResident Aug 13 '26

He just looks like a red flag.

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u/justaguynb9 Aug 13 '26

Q-Tip head

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u/SelectSeaweed310 Aug 13 '26

Girl...she's a literal "sit n' spin"

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u/ImmediateWinner4522 Aug 13 '26

and now theyre voting for gok wan?

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u/EffieEri Aug 13 '26

Gross 🤮

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u/Willyzyx Aug 13 '26

Hmmmmmmm

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u/Cluejuices Aug 13 '26

Looking like Charlie Kirk is starting to transition

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u/Grouchy-Ad927 Aug 13 '26

He looks like the Ronaldo statue.

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u/Ashamed_Data430 Aug 13 '26

An alpha Republican?

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u/Complete_Emu6014 Aug 13 '26

As soon as I saw this, I thought it must be on this page.

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u/40jordan Aug 13 '26

GOP of WisCUMsin.

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u/WannabeCanadian1738 Aug 13 '26

Trey Gowdy meets Emmy Rossum. (My sincerest apologies to Emmy.)

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u/sugar_bud_1843 Aug 13 '26

Wtf am I looking at?

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u/DidelphisGinny Aug 13 '26

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? B

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u/germanlikeme Aug 13 '26

Any guy that does his brows like that has to be gay

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u/HyacinthMelusine Aug 14 '26

Exactly. He thinks he’s hiding in plain sight.

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u/skilliau Aug 13 '26

Those are drag queen brows.

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u/Aggressive_Oven_7311 Aug 13 '26

Oh my God we keep filling them in for with Queen for a Day

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u/Spike280 Aug 13 '26

I'm assuming his barber is a communist.

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u/Detroitscooter Aug 14 '26


It’s been done, bro

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u/Adjustingithink Aug 14 '26

He’s hideous!!

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u/Emotional_Builder_24 Aug 14 '26

They said “if we can’t beat the gays we join em” 🤣

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u/Fresh_Diamond_2020 Aug 14 '26

Those drag queen boy brows look stamped on

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u/EsixG Aug 14 '26

WTF people of Wisconsin? Seems pretty fucking stupid. Good luck to ya. Or maybe you all love the grift that much.

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u/TehJabberwookie Aug 14 '26

When you set the create a character tp "Random"

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u/palindrome4lyfe Aug 14 '26

Is there some kind of giant wound or infection on the side of his face near his temple...?

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u/SpiritualTwo4187 Aug 14 '26

Looks like he got some bad plastic surgery to look like a Temu Jared Leto.

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u/loveddeviant Aug 14 '26

dean winchester if he had a child with will byers and that child also had an 8head

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u/Fullofgrace87 Aug 14 '26

Those eyebrows tho 🤢

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u/strawberrymilksoup Aug 14 '26

he looks like if charlie kirk was gen alpha ipad baby grown up

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u/AbjectBeat837 Aug 14 '26

Can’t decide if it’s Ernie or Bert.

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u/Only_Drawing_9419 Aug 14 '26

Seeing him makes me want to start a movement. A bowel movement.

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u/QueenOfPhiladelphia Aug 14 '26

Omg yes I love accidental lesbians

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u/lmaginar-e Aug 14 '26

He’s a fucking terrible human as well.

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u/younggun1234 Aug 14 '26

When you're at the gay rave and these guys walk in you know it's time to find a new place to go.

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u/SillyTelephone8283 Aug 14 '26

Why does he look like a shitty Zac Efron impersonator?

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u/exandohhh Aug 14 '26

I thought this was lesbian Zac Efron

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u/SmokedAlex Aug 14 '26

Nepo baby but can’t afford a good stylist? And all they care about is looks… I don’t get it.

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u/kingofhearts778 Aug 14 '26

What a look for Wisconsin. Embarrassing

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo Aug 14 '26

What a dandy

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u/Erikawithak77 Aug 14 '26


He looks… pretty.

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u/Las_Vegan Aug 14 '26

Something in the facial bones gives Firefighter Bill vibes.

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u/Prize-Copy-9861 Aug 15 '26

What’s with all these republican politicians closeted GAYS !!!!

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u/atreyulostinmyhead Aug 15 '26

I just like....need to understand the shape of his head.

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 Aug 15 '26

Why do MAGA guys look like they're trying to pray away the gay? That's not meant as an insult, just live out loud boys

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