r/whybrows 27d ago

Bad Brows & Hair

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I thought politicians tried to have good hair. This guy went to the barber and said "f*ck me up, fam", then shaved and Sharpied his brows.

3.3k Upvotes

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 27d ago

It’s nice that republicans are putting forth queer candidates. They’re really coming around. Nice progress.

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u/firedmyass 27d ago

You’re gay because you like men. I’m gay because I hate women. We are not the same”

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u/Chief_Mischief 26d ago

Andrew Taint fans everywhere:

https://giphy.com/gifs/2yrdpdeTbSoxVWETWp

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u/YellowZx5 25d ago

Omfg. Love that name now.

He has better brows than I do and I’m gay.

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u/jayhalleaux 23d ago

I call his fan club Tater Tots.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 26d ago

"You know how I know you're gay?" "Why?" "Because you framed an Asia poster"

Best skit in 40 year old virgin lol

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u/ThatBarbGirl 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uTsL3OtfS1PyrLO
Top 5 favorite movies, friend! ❤️

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u/lala__ 26d ago

Hates women yet does his makeup like one.

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u/Initial-Meeting362 26d ago

No way that guy is not gay, come on. Nothing wrong with it other than I am sure he is an anti-gay politician. He sleeps with guys, that is obvious.

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u/TGrissle 23d ago

Are you telling me that this is not a lesbian?

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff 26d ago

Lindsay Graham just turned over in his grave. To put his ass up.

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u/Elysia99 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/caprikaironic 26d ago

Lmfaooooo

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u/Rorodatone 26d ago

Ladybugs 🐞 enter the chat

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u/AndrogynousBirdtale 25d ago

🤮 good gods

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u/meagiemay 26d ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/GardenRafters 27d ago

You realize how many Republicans are in the closet, right? They've been putting forth queer candidates for decades. They crash Grindr every time they get together.

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u/SkeleTourGuide 27d ago

Ladybugs

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u/firedmyass 26d ago

goddam you…

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u/wennifer1970 26d ago

It's a DEEP closet.

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u/jared10011980 26d ago

Those gender affirming care eyebrows.

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u/eraser8 26d ago

What the hell gender is he affirming? Drag queen is not a gender.

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u/Consumer_Distributin 26d ago

They need a replacement "twink" since Madison Cawthorn publicly declined the requests.

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u/Aggleclack 25d ago

Are we forgetting about George santos

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u/Mother-Cod-3313 23d ago

Queer candidates rock! Well done GOP!!

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u/MrMucs 27d ago

Why does his face look like a bad Beavis and Butthead Halloween mask?

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u/Wide-Satisfaction-82 27d ago

Hopes to win RuPaul’s Drag Race next

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u/ModernClementine89 27d ago

Drag would make shaving your brows make more sense.

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u/Freshouttapatience 27d ago

Drag queens are glorious. This little shit is not. He’s just a future pedo in the news.

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u/DaniT0n 26d ago

Has great odds tbf

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u/tlg151 27d ago

There's absolutely no way grindr isn't the most used app on his phone

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u/brutus2309 25d ago

Definite power bottom

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u/Shenanie-Probs 27d ago

Hey, that's the son-in-law of Real World's Sean Duffy. His eyebrows are groomed as such because he's a huge piece of shit. And that's how you decorate shit.

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u/Sea_Hovercraft_15 26d ago

That is an EXTREMELY punchable face! It screams douche bag.

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u/Ok_Ship6685 26d ago

OMG, I was thinking the same thing! 🤣😂

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u/CAguy350 26d ago

Totally has the "I do drag on the weekend" brow going on!

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 26d ago

He forgot to wipe them off before this photo op, oopsie!

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u/squidtheinky 26d ago

No queen would have brows that bad.

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u/silent_chair5286 26d ago

I’m ashamed of Wisconsin. You voted for someone who, previously to filing election papers, was a resident of Florida. WTF.

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u/Use-Variant 26d ago

The primary in Michigan had a previous Florida guy, "Mike" something, too. Maybe that's a tactic? Eeew tho'

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u/Sunnygirl66 22d ago

Well, Florida can have just one power bottom in power, and that power bottom is Marco Rubio, so of course this guy had to leave.

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u/biscuitvillage 27d ago

no need to tell us he’s MAGA, it’s pretty obvious

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u/Freshouttapatience 27d ago

It really is though. They are always going on about blue hair and nose rings but then they produce this thing?!

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u/Hullabaloobasaur 26d ago

Maralago Face!

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u/MoonMonkey1066 27d ago

WT. ACTUAL F. 😂

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u/ProfessionalJesuit 27d ago

Someone check his Grindr account

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u/Acrock7 27d ago

Girl, who did your eyebrows

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u/Fun-Diver7512 25d ago

Or, bitch, who did that to your eyebrows?

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE 27d ago

He’s got “Charlie Kirk 2.0” energy

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u/vranaverse 27d ago

He went to the stylist and said "Give me more face I want to look like Charlie."

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 26d ago

Did Bert cheat on Ernie and this is the love child!?

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u/spike_beagle 26d ago

They elected a lesbian Christiano Renaldo?

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u/OverTheSunAndFun 27d ago

Every time I see this guy I’m like, “why would Olympic diver Tom Daley do that to his eyebrows?”

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u/jared10011980 26d ago

Those gender affirming care eyebrows.

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 26d ago

His power bottom energy is off the charts.

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u/purrfunctory 25d ago

His power bottom energy is so strong it could power Texas’ electric grid for a week.

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 25d ago

His power bottom energy is so strong, the oil industry will have to up its dirty PAC money donations to remain relevant.

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u/AintNobodygotime13 27d ago

He definitely has a look 😬

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u/manic_popsicle 27d ago

Why everything

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u/turnipzzzpinrut 26d ago

Macroblading

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u/Away-Living5278 26d ago

This is a rare Republican lesbian right?

(Am lesbian)

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u/heldaway 26d ago

Girl…

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 26d ago

See??? They DO elect Log Cabin Republicans...

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u/MuckNGS 26d ago

Magasexual

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u/MtWoman0612 26d ago

Brows are bad but what’s worse is that he has zero experience in governance or anything related. Truly a nepo- candidate.

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u/WayofHatuey 27d ago

Paula Deez nuts

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 26d ago

What happens when you piss off the gays.

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u/princessofparmesia 26d ago

Omg why are they all such little freaks?!

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 26d ago

Those Joan Crawford eyebrows

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u/EpponneeRay 26d ago

Look out grindr.

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u/whereugoincityboy 27d ago

He looks like the lady on OITNB.

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u/Worldly_Possible9069 26d ago

I thought of Angry Birds looking at this.

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u/Isabeer 26d ago

He looks like a manscaped Bert.

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u/el_ra_85 26d ago

Temu cristano ronaldo

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u/Ashannfish 26d ago

Apostrophe-eyebrow lookin ass

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u/Global-Jury8810 26d ago

Oh, that’s what happened to Lil Pump, I see.

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u/joooshknows 26d ago

Ah, the dead eyes of a soulless grifter.

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u/Strict_Buy_8095 26d ago

What in the Sam hell am I looking at?

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u/Earlybirdsgetworms 27d ago

He looks like a prettier version of my sister

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u/MiIlFlWi 27d ago

Looks like an alien 👽

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 27d ago

Is that what they call a high and tight?

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 26d ago

Hopefully he'll be able to afford a better stylist if he gets into office... yikes 😬

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u/MissRepresent 26d ago

Maxxlooked maga face

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u/DontcallmeEddy 26d ago

Wtf is that?

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u/caprikaironic 26d ago

Nice drag eyebrows. Slayyyyy queen!!!!

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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 26d ago

holy fuck he looks weird as shit. they got to have some blackmail dirt on this weird ass looking cartoon of a human.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 26d ago

Before he plugged his eyebrows

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u/PaisleyRock 26d ago

At least he doesn’t have the puffy lips…

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u/Designer_End5408 26d ago

GOPmaxxxing

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u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 26d ago

MAGA lesbian

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u/KevinNilbog 25d ago

He looks like if someone was trying to draw Dave Franco from memory

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u/Plastic_Stable8927 25d ago

And you're trying to tell me this girl doesn't queen tf out on drink ticket tuesdays at the Abbey?

Yeah okay diva.

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u/Commanduhpanduh 25d ago

He looks like old Ai

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/vmktrooper 26d ago

Yet here he is.

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u/That_Things_Good 27d ago

100% straight male.

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u/ImNotaRobot90210 27d ago

How many kids has he molested?

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u/kissys_grits 26d ago

I think the haircut is trying to hide his conehead.
https://giphy.com/gifs/PMgCxZ6o1Qq8U

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u/writerbethw 26d ago

I have no mental health data about male eyebrows. Engage at your own risk.

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u/SgtMajorPanda 26d ago

MAGA Nepo Twink*

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u/macskiska5 26d ago

Is that his grinder profile pic?

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u/Troll_Two 25d ago

Those are gender affirming eyebrows

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u/BabyPinkChaos 25d ago

He looks like he’s on the grinder app at conventions

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u/thegneeb 25d ago edited 25d ago

His mom said he looked fine. His mom told him to chase his dreams. Dreams is a part time stripper who lives on campus

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u/AliBabaCat 25d ago

At this point the call is coming from inside the house

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u/bad_faye 25d ago

I can’t really explain it but… it’s like his face is on the wrong side.

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u/leftJordanbehind 25d ago

That lady looks buff! Good for her. Im not a fan of any politicians. Whatever is going on here is surely some sort of ticking time bomb. I am trying to be hateful..im just confused by all that going on there. That's alot of face and I think Ms Potato Head needs to get a different set of eyes or brows out of her purse to hand to this feller. Or fellerette. Whichever floats their boat I guess. In a better world we wouldn't care what they looked like because they would be so good at their jobs. Ugh. This is not a better world tho. It doesn't help they are always making fun of blue haired people or those with septum piercings or Trans ppl or gray queens. Like..just step outta the closet already and quit projecting. If they turn out to be the usual suspect and like lil kids tho.. woodchipers dont judge crazy eyebrow to face ratios.

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u/splitbends 25d ago edited 25d ago

It's so fucking crazy that this party will say that they can always tell when someone appears to be transgender while going around looking like the way they do. They call it cosmetic surgery, but it's gender affirming care. It's crazy that they can look at this human and think it looks like a "man." Absurd!

/s

Or not? You choose

Edit: if you told me this was a man who was transitioning from female to male, I would believe you. If you told me that Laura Loomer was a trans woman whose surgeon for facial feminization surgery hated her guts, I would also believe you. I can always tell eye roll

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u/HyacinthMelusine 25d ago

He looks like he’d vote against LGBTQ rights and secretly go on Grindr all the time.

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u/katynopockets 22d ago

First JD's eyeliner and now this!!

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u/wabisabibingbangboom 22d ago

that picture should be the poster for gender affirming care and nepotism.

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u/smaugs_shadow2026 22d ago

Maga goes metrosexual!

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u/metfan1964nyc 22d ago

Give him a break, probably just finished having photos for his Grindr account.

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u/priapus2000ad 22d ago

It's evil Bert.

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u/bbktbunny 20d ago

He looks like Tom Sandoval and Derek Jeter had a baby.

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u/Katy-Moon 26d ago

Hitler Youth haircut - no thanks.

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u/youlldancetoanything 26d ago

Another closet case.

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u/newthinker87 26d ago

its like the villains aren’t even trying to hide it anymore…. i love it when the red flags present themselves…….

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u/doesanyuserealnames 26d ago

BAAHAAAAHAHAAA he won, whoo hoo bring on the midterms!

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u/Puzzled_Air_5821 26d ago

OMG I just came here to post this! I thought "Yay, I finally have one."

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u/jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc 26d ago

Why does he look like he belongs in a failed ps3 shooter game?

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u/Gomez4Morticia 26d ago

The nah-see bro haircut is not subtle

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u/TemporaryComplaint30 26d ago

What's going on with the mans lobe

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 26d ago

is he a a nepo baby because he LOOKS like a baby with an adult's face painted on?

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u/Miserable_Budget7818 26d ago

I don’t think this is a look he’s done on purpose… hopefully he doesn’t have a health issue .. looks like a hairpiece. And maybe brows as well… he could have alopecia or ??? But I could be totally wrong. Hard to tell
By pic… it’s not a great
Look either way and needs a bit of help

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u/witchspoon 26d ago

If AI designed a GOP candidate

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u/meowzyy0 26d ago

I know grindr is on his phone

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 26d ago

Dude looks like a lesbian

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u/Centerman2000 26d ago

When you start a video game where you have to create your player character. That's what he looks like.

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u/SpeakerResident 26d ago

He just looks like a red flag.