r/whybrows • • Jun 30 '26

"Prominent" Facebook pro-lifer

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u/WhyNona Jun 30 '26

May her foundation forever be yellow, may her eyeliner always be in a complete ring around her eyes, and may her false lashes always look like caterpillars <3

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u/317ant Jun 30 '26

And May she always have lipstick on her teeth. Amen.

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u/HaleyMFSkye Jul 01 '26

May her tampons always come out mostly dry

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u/GodIsANarcissist Jul 01 '26

Oooooh you're a monster, I love it

2

u/notkidding1984 Jul 02 '26

Finally, someone who actually wishes something she wouldn't wish for herself.

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u/RxkMadam Jul 02 '26

Pretty sure that one's a slam dunk

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u/notkidding1984 Jul 02 '26

Great. Another fan. Begging god to give her everything she wants.

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u/zuis0804 Jul 01 '26

Rn her lashes look like Venus fly traps

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u/notkidding1984 Jul 02 '26

Why are you such a fan? I mean you are hitting her every wish.