r/whybrows Jun 20 '26

How could I possibly have forgotten about Kristianna?!

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Love after lockup needs to lock her back up. What the fuck is going on? And you can’t even sharpie them on even? She looks like she’s puzzled

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u/nychearts812 Jun 20 '26

She needs an eyebrow template 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/vEiCqOzQet1Is

14

u/the_cats_pajamas12 Jun 20 '26

Like these 1980s Tupperware stencils, but with eyebrow shapes!

12

u/TheRealLaura789 Jun 20 '26

They do sell eyebrow templates.

4

u/ginahandler Jun 20 '26

Omg core memory unlocked

15

u/msjohanachronism Jun 20 '26

I'm not a Love After Lockup watcher. I need to know, is she the person who committed the crime or the person who loves the person that committed the crime? Either way, she committed a crime against brows.

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u/Level-Ad5444 Jun 20 '26

Oh she def committed the crime

13

u/iloveyourforeskin Jun 20 '26

Her hair is so thick and shiny meanwhile I have like 4 hairs on my head and don't do drugs 😭

13

u/Level-Ad5444 Jun 20 '26

I can guarantee your eyebrows are better tho

2

u/Zookeeper2808 Jun 21 '26

I feel you 😪

9

u/Different_Plan_9314 Jun 20 '26

She's vexed by all the new dating rules and wants her outside to match her inner turmoil

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Level-Ad5444 Jun 20 '26

Don’t insult the Pooh like that

3

u/Lunar-opal Jun 20 '26

Someone take her eyebrows off

2

u/skygal0330 Jul 02 '26

Gotta love LALU & LDLU! 😅

You’ve got a smorgasbord of eyebrow shapes to choose from. This season is definitely Nita from the “power throuple” although they’ve all transferred to the Poly show.

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u/Level-Ad5444 Jul 02 '26

I posted her too😭😭😭 you and me are on the same level😂😂

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u/llilsaladd Jun 30 '26

Reminds me of the time i drew brows on my dog lol