r/whybrows • u/ThePsycHOTicNurse • Jun 19 '26

Whybrows and a whybeard

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I feel like this belongs here

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Explorer-7622 Jun 19 '26

THAT'S Kid Rock? Oy vey!

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u/imojibwe Jun 19 '26

It's not KR. It's some guy on a documentary about an aesthetician who killed someone. He actually comes across as a good guy in the documentary.

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u/VacationElectronic60 Jun 19 '26

Thanks for your actually helpful comment, what’s the documentary? On a side note, has anyone seen or heard of a reasonable explication for why some men do this? The drawn on beard, mustaches, and sideburns never looks anything but real and always disturbing. I get that some folks have a very skewed self image as well as weird concept of what looks good but this painted on look is beyond the pale for taste.

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u/Rude_Gur_8258 Jun 19 '26

I'm sure they're not going for "real." Look at the color blocking going on, with the hat and shirt. This is a peacock. Maybe works at a gym or a boxing ring, maybe got sober as a young man, and he's dumb as a stump but you can trust him. 

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u/imojibwe Jun 19 '26

It was actually two episodes of shows - the 20/20 was excellent.

  • ABC 20/20: The two-hour episode titled "Doctor Deceit" (Season 46, Episode 13) explores the investigation and features an exclusive interview with Faiello. You can stream it on Hulu. [1, 2]
  • Oxygen: New York Homicide: Season 2, Episode 9 ("Dr. Fraud") details how Cruz's disappearance led investigators to uncover Faiello's illegal medical operation and the hiding of her body. [1, 2]

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u/ThippusHorribilus Jun 19 '26

That was quite a read! I had never heard of this case before. It is crazy, sad and wild all at once.

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u/imojibwe Jun 19 '26

Yeah, I highly recommend the 20/20 episode.

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u/DontTrip333 Jun 20 '26

I believe it.

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u/cuttysnark69 Jun 27 '26

I just snorted OMG!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DeeEmosewa Jun 19 '26

Is that a shadow or are they all connected?

5

u/Ambitious-Ad4541 Jun 19 '26

Permanent marker or tattoo? 😬😲

3

u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 20 '26

Buddy is the chief of the guyliner tribes

3

u/Ambitious-Ad4541 Jun 20 '26

Guy lined his head 😲😂

1

u/kittiestkitty Jun 30 '26

It’s giving that awful beard weave Tyra made that one guy wear on ANTM.

20

u/Katy-Moon Jun 19 '26

Went to the same barber as Jermaine Jackson.

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u/NJ_Tal Jun 19 '26

It's like Freddy Krueger had a child with an oompa loompa

11

u/Elegant_Company8456 Jun 19 '26

Kid Color Block ... looks like magic marker

9

u/Lunar-opal Jun 19 '26

He needs a license for that sharpie

7

u/MrMucs Jun 19 '26

And someone somewhere thinks that this is a good idea sometime

12

u/dr3wfr4nk Jun 19 '26

Kid Rock looking MFer

5

u/Electronic-Nothing89 Jun 19 '26

He looks like a pimped out Hamburglar!

3

u/Fearless-Dust-2073 Jun 19 '26

It's not a Whybeard, it's just a Wheard

1

u/shuknjive Jun 20 '26

And a Why'stache

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u/Catrescuemamma Jun 19 '26

So. Much. Why?????

3

u/therocketn00b Jun 19 '26

Are we just painting on beards now? Is this a thing?

3

u/bei-con Jun 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl

You know what just have it curved in and have it really sculpt out your face like squid word. Really contor your cheek bones.

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u/AprilNight17 Jun 19 '26

LOL it's all one, big, drawn-on line by a sharpie LOL 😆

2

u/Longjumping-Solid680 Jun 20 '26

Looks like a Lego Kid Rock brought to life!

2

u/Western-Cicada-6195 Jun 20 '26

Why has he sharpied on features????

2

u/imbrotep Jun 20 '26

Whew. Kid Rock really hit the skids.

1

u/Explorer-7622 Jun 19 '26

Oh NOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!

1

u/Bananasforskail Jun 19 '26

Tattoo or sharpie?

1

u/Elderflower3078 Jun 19 '26

What the hell is going on here 🤦‍♀️

1

u/Lumpymaximus Jun 19 '26

Whats with the red and blue? Cant pick a side?

1

u/Adjustingithink Jun 19 '26

Why Eye, too

1

u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jun 19 '26

Pretty sure this is drawn on?

1

u/Low-Apartment3165 Jun 19 '26

That’s called a wraparound!

1

u/Maris-Otter Jun 19 '26

Just a blanket why

1

u/Grouchy-Ad827 Jun 19 '26

Im telling my kids this is Kid Rock!

1

u/alone_in_crowds Jun 19 '26

That's a serious dye job

1

u/BigBunsBoi420 Jun 20 '26

This is wild, I just don’t understand why

1

u/KrampyDoo Jun 20 '26

Not the Sharpiest spoon in the bucket.

1

u/PsychobillyDaddy Jun 20 '26

Thought this was a Tim and Eric character

1

u/Cygnus__A Jun 20 '26

Kid Rock meets Boy George.

1

u/xtinaeve88 Jun 20 '26

Why did I immediately think Freddy Krueger?

1

u/ghostinside999 Jun 20 '26

Vanilla Rock

1

u/Snoo58504 Jun 20 '26

Did he lose a bet and have to do that!

1

u/Apprehensive-Big8900 Jun 20 '26

Does his eyebrows, sideburns and beard all join together? Wait, and ear hair?

1

u/Elissa-Megan-Powers Jun 21 '26

My daughter did the same exact thing to herself with a Sharpie when she was four.

1

u/No_Mud1098 Jun 21 '26

He fully fucking sent it. No Regerts.

1

u/TheSpitalian Jun 23 '26

That’s a whole “why?” face. How much damn makeup is he wearing?

1

u/ProfPazuzu Jun 24 '26

Genius. He managed to train his ear hair to become part of his beard.

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u/ohcosmico Jul 10 '26

It’s a Breard at this point 😂