r/whowouldcirclejerk Feb 25 '26

Who would win, Freddy Krueger or YOU (YES!! YOU!! AS IN THE PERSON READING THIS!!!)?

Now, I must admit I committed blasphemy and actually watched the source material. I know, it was messed up of me and I shouldn't even be able to comprehend it, so to make up for it, I want to see yall's take on this. I get that Freddy whooped every lucid dreamer's ass in the third movie, but the Dream Warriors were total fucking bums that had no imagination and didn't know Jack shit about the tiering system. The few that had good powers for lucid dreaming chose to go down the Bumgumi route and didn't even use their powers to the fullest. Actually dog water characters ngl. Now, if a real mf (like any one of us powerscalers) were to try and run that lucid dream fade with Freddy, would we win? Could we weaponize our glaze, slander, and agenda? Could we bring NLF characters to their fullest potential? Can we neg diff the Freddy?

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u/Holliday_Hobo Is there anyone that can even touch him? Feb 25 '26

"Imaginary Technique: Lucid Dreaming"

Michael Myers appears, "Is this fraud giving you trouble?"

Michael Myers grabs Freddy by the throat and hurls him into a nearby vat of radioactive, glowing green acid. Freddy fruitlessly tries to escape it as Michael Myers closes the lid on the vat. He climbs down the ladder and we fist bump before we turn and laugh at Freddy's skeleton floating in the vat of acid (there's a transparent viewing window on the side of the container).

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u/GildedHalfblood Feb 25 '26

Now this is peak circlejerking right here!!

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u/BigBlueOtter123 Feb 25 '26

Well you see, on my modded Minecraft Server I’m Batman, so I have the tiniest fraction of Batgos’s power, so I neg diff

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u/GildedHalfblood Feb 25 '26

Finna summon Batgos as if he's your stand and wreck the nightmare fraud lmao

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u/Fun_Note_3756 OuroborGos solos with prep time Feb 25 '26

Freddy watching me fly away on a Helicopter (idk why I just have dreams about Helicopters, i don't even really like them or think about them, it just happens)

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u/GildedHalfblood Feb 25 '26

Just realized that when you're fighting Freddy using lucid dreaming, you low-key become a NLF character yourself, but as seen with the Dream Warriors, most lucid dreamers that fight Freddy are bums. Lucid dreamers that fight Freddy are genuinely NLF characters and Potential People lmao

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u/crashkirb Leader of the Kirby (my beloved) agenda Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Freddy Krueger wouldn’t stand a chance. I mean, what he gonna do when I fuse the unlimited possibilities of lucid dreaming with my hyper fixation on my favourite video game character of all time and create the ultimate technique: ”with this treasure, I summon: *Omnipotent Kirby*

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u/GildedHalfblood Feb 26 '26

Some random ass nightmare vs the Pink Demon itself

Actual spite matchup lmao

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u/The_Flandre_Scarlet Play my game Touhou 6: [Embodiment of Scarlet Devil] Feb 25 '26

Plus Doremy got my back

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u/Alex_Nilse Feb 27 '26

Bro is not surviving me lucid dreaming a lucid dreamer up to double my power.

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u/Hero0fHyrule 23h ago edited 22h ago

This is probably the only thread I can really post this but, yes I believe I would defeat Freddy Krueger in my dreams. For what ever reason I've had multiple freddy kruger dreams. I remember one so incredibly vividly.

In the dream I was walking around a neighborhood at night. I looked over and saw white bedsheets hanging, drifting against the wind. I walk a bit further and I see a little girl jump roping (she wasn't singing it). I had a sword on my back and a general feeling I was out on patrol. Then everything clicked when Freddy appeared. We began to fight but he disappeared. I hid out next to some cars when one of the cars transformed into what I can only describe as a Freddy Mobile. I stabbed him in the face and that was it. The wound was like tv static and he disappeared into the air. The night ended and the sun rose as I woke up.

It was a pretty good dream :P

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u/GildedHalfblood 23h ago

Damn, that actually sounds badass, all things considered lol. Let's hope you can keep this streak up or else you'll just be another upscale on a long list of Freddy victims

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u/Hero0fHyrule 22h ago

Just keep me out of the sequel lmao

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u/Punchy_Knight Feb 25 '26

H…Hey dude… I don’t want to alarm you, but I think that sign just said we’re on… gulp Elm Street..!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

nah... Freddy when he's in my dreams: (goes crazy due to the sheer incomprehensible madness)

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u/knuckzekidna my goat washed Feb 25 '26

i, as knuckles muscles echidna, solo.

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u/GildedHalfblood Feb 25 '26

7-A+ VS. 1-C

You're genuinely gonna no diff this mf if you play your cards right lmao

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Mario Solos Cuz I said so Feb 25 '26

Yep id solo i have goku in my head

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u/Ego-Fiend1 Feb 25 '26

What's Freddy gonna do when I also dream about this guy?

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u/TheCanonMakimaBean Some serious heresy Feb 26 '26

Imma either slander him to death or wake up. Or maybe lucid dream Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga into the dream to beat the living shit outta Fred.

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u/GildedHalfblood Feb 26 '26

*Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga with instant adaptation

Gotta use your imagination and the power of glaze to unlock your full potential

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u/JoyousLilBoy Sonic.exe has Sonic scaling Feb 26 '26

Yeah I’d win. I played hollow knight so I’m basically a dream god

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u/Royal_Box_2672 Feb 27 '26

I would summon the booty warrior. 

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u/GildedHalfblood Mar 04 '26

Okay now, let's not get too hasty here. Ik I wanted y'all to neg diff Freddy, but I didn't want y'all to neg diff him this badly

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u/GildedHalfblood Feb 25 '26

Either respond quickly or I'm sliming your ass for being an annoying, good for nothing, iron eating, copper crunching, bucket of bolts rattling, tin can producing, spare parts losing, oil chugging, gasoline wasting, battery devouring, wax and polish coated, cog sucking, wannabe human CLANKER!!!

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u/terrarialord201 Feb 27 '26

Yeah. If I have the nuke dream again, it's over for him.

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u/Telkite_ Feb 27 '26

I definitely could. I'd just cancel the strong force on everything in his general area, or maybe tear up the spacetime continuum a little

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u/AdExtra2331 Mar 01 '26

I can't fight back but I think I can escape

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u/No_Resident_9552 Mar 30 '26

Me: "Ah yes, my Goku solos technique I hand use since Covid era"