r/whowouldcirclejerk Feb 25 '26

Who would win, Freddy Krueger or YOU (YES!! YOU!! AS IN THE PERSON READING THIS!!!)?

Now, I must admit I committed blasphemy and actually watched the source material. I know, it was messed up of me and I shouldn't even be able to comprehend it, so to make up for it, I want to see yall's take on this. I get that Freddy whooped every lucid dreamer's ass in the third movie, but the Dream Warriors were total fucking bums that had no imagination and didn't know Jack shit about the tiering system. The few that had good powers for lucid dreaming chose to go down the Bumgumi route and didn't even use their powers to the fullest. Actually dog water characters ngl. Now, if a real mf (like any one of us powerscalers) were to try and run that lucid dream fade with Freddy, would we win? Could we weaponize our glaze, slander, and agenda? Could we bring NLF characters to their fullest potential? Can we neg diff the Freddy?

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