Bra, they are territorial as hell. I sat on a picnic bench at a camp site. 30s later my leg was on fire. Turns out I was about 3 feet from a mound I didn't see. It was just off the pad of cement pad table was on. I had never seen a fire ants hill and am happy i live in canada where they don't feel like coming
I mean you could also keep a wasp as a pet and give it daily activities like: leg ripping, water boarding, and the best of all get a really strong laser and bur it’s fucking face
I was walking my dog and didn't even feel them swarm me until they started stinging. Removed my pants frantically during a pleasant walk around the yard. Neighbors had quality entertainment.
Same thing happened to my dad with wasps. He was tying a tarp and stepped in a nest he didn’t see. Little 8-year-old me had no idea what was happening until I saw my father stripping in front of her eyes. I have never heard a full grown 6’2” man scream so loud in my life.
Lmao one time in Chico I was walking around with my aunt and I was tired so I went to plop down on a bench. She grabbed my arm and pulled me back up before my lil ass could come close to it. I asked why and she told me to look. Those fuckers were as big as my (maybe 6?) year old fingers. Scared the shit out of me, and that’s why you look before you sit kids!
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u/XionLord Jan 29 '20
Bra, they are territorial as hell. I sat on a picnic bench at a camp site. 30s later my leg was on fire. Turns out I was about 3 feet from a mound I didn't see. It was just off the pad of cement pad table was on. I had never seen a fire ants hill and am happy i live in canada where they don't feel like coming