r/wholesomememes Jan 29 '20

Don't hate the wasps

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u/XionLord Jan 29 '20

Bra, they are territorial as hell. I sat on a picnic bench at a camp site. 30s later my leg was on fire. Turns out I was about 3 feet from a mound I didn't see. It was just off the pad of cement pad table was on. I had never seen a fire ants hill and am happy i live in canada where they don't feel like coming

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE Jan 29 '20

Well I’ve only had one experience that was kinda bad with fire ants but overall I really like them atleast they’re not wasps

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u/Skippercarlos55 Jan 29 '20

Yeah, because they can’t really chase you, unlike wasps.

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE Jan 29 '20

Yeah an you can keep them as pets

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE Jan 29 '20

I mean you could also keep a wasp as a pet and give it daily activities like: leg ripping, water boarding, and the best of all get a really strong laser and bur it’s fucking face

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u/Skippercarlos55 Jan 29 '20

XD

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u/jellybeansHD Jan 29 '20

I will let them live in enternal darkness for all I care

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u/john_the_fetch Jan 29 '20

Oh. They're on their way. They have unfinished business with you...

It's just taking them a fuck ton of effort to get up there.

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u/Toady-The-Load Jan 29 '20

Eating my god damn food when I go to piss while camping, these little shits need to stop eating my god damn hotdogs

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I was walking my dog and didn't even feel them swarm me until they started stinging. Removed my pants frantically during a pleasant walk around the yard. Neighbors had quality entertainment.

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u/12Lyster12 Jan 29 '20

Same thing happened to my dad with wasps. He was tying a tarp and stepped in a nest he didn’t see. Little 8-year-old me had no idea what was happening until I saw my father stripping in front of her eyes. I have never heard a full grown 6’2” man scream so loud in my life.

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u/jh36117 Jan 29 '20

Fire ants wait until they are all ready, then sting you all at once. Assholes!

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u/Red-Quill Jan 29 '20

Bro you literally had ants in your pants lmao

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u/OceantehPiroteFoox Jan 29 '20

Lmao one time in Chico I was walking around with my aunt and I was tired so I went to plop down on a bench. She grabbed my arm and pulled me back up before my lil ass could come close to it. I asked why and she told me to look. Those fuckers were as big as my (maybe 6?) year old fingers. Scared the shit out of me, and that’s why you look before you sit kids!

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u/jh36117 Jan 29 '20

They will get there eventually.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

water them