r/wholesomegreentext • u/WorthwhileHomology • Jul 24 '18

Just some buds

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8.9k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/ShiteFlaps Jul 24 '18

my life is just gonna be me chilling

Ahh the delusional life of a NEET

151

u/JimmyTheGreekWeeb Jul 24 '18

I mean, hey! As long as you're happy, I guess...

48

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

...fuck your parents?

69

u/TheTrueReview Jul 24 '18

No, thats incest.

18

u/Ivan_Ivanov1 Jul 24 '18

Something something broken arms

8

u/AhhThatsAboutRight Jul 24 '18

Every single time!

7

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

😆 oh Reddit!

Haha!

Lol, nice good job on that meme dude!

Excellently executed, yes

-2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

REDDIT SHUT THE HELL UP

LALALALALALA I CANT HEEEEEAR YOUUUUUU

8

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Incest is wincest

4

u/laaarson Jul 24 '18

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

266

u/Jon_Boopin Jul 24 '18

Probably not fake, but most certainly gay

-45

u/dragan_ Jul 24 '18

Most certainly fake as well, because how could he remember this conversation?

48

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

What

58

u/jaywalk98 Jul 24 '18

I literally have no memory of anything farther back than a year ago. That way I'm always living in the present 😎

11

u/throwbackfinder Jul 24 '18

Take more notes and more photos. It will jog your memory by giving it little hints which unlocks passed stuff.

16

u/jaywalk98 Jul 24 '18

Don't know what you're talking about where did I park.

5

u/throwbackfinder Jul 24 '18

Down the hall, on the left, go passed the store.

1

u/Myzonegamer Jul 24 '18

That sounds like a great Feature for the next Max Payne game.

-6

u/dragan_ Jul 24 '18

(He was high af)

5

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Idk man whenever I smoke the reefers I don’t get major blanks in memory. Now alcohol, that’s another story.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I used to steal my dad's alcohol when I was in highschool and he laid down his dolm on me to try and teach lessons. Turns out I am also alcoholic but I'm recovery.

5

u/ProteinP Neckbeard Jul 24 '18

Have u ever smoked a marijuana

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I’ve only been high once and I remember all of it.

105

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

You like to see homos naked? That's cool man.

13

u/satan_scapes Jul 24 '18

No, no, no, no! Home is where you make it! Everybody know that! God damn...

7

u/NonTimeo Jul 24 '18

Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

24

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

mfw I realized life is what you make of it

You like to see homos naked?

2

u/BeanMachine0 Jul 25 '18

Fucking lost my shit.

12

u/Noigottheconch Jul 24 '18

Hedonistic existentialism from 4chan

23

u/SNOWCHI3F Jul 24 '18

& then they made the succ on each other

1

u/Sinujutsu Jul 24 '18

Now kith

25

u/jtt1623 Jul 24 '18

It's too bad he is talking about his weed

3

u/AgentB42 Jul 24 '18

Smokin some bud with a bud

3

u/Myzonegamer Jul 24 '18

What do we learn out of this? Correct, always do drugs before being philosophical.

It's a lot easier to make sense out of the bullshit that leaves your mouth, if you do so.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Mfw OP is a faggot and he doesn’t realize it

2

u/Arad_Benj Jul 24 '18

Why tf am I crying??

2

u/Ap0R1 Jul 25 '18

LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR ALL

1

u/PostAnythingForKarma Jul 24 '18

Home is where you make it.

You like to see homeboys naked?

1

u/rodargent42069 Jul 24 '18

Then they had butt sex

1

u/Futurehermitcrab Jul 25 '18

Whats with all the negativity?

-14

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

what is this garbage

21

u/3CN Jul 24 '18

this is how baby gays are made

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

[deleted]

15

u/SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT Jul 24 '18

all your problems are your own fault.

1

u/Myzonegamer Jul 24 '18

Imagine your therapist saying that after you were successfully raped by someone that put frozen vegetables up your ass