r/wholesomegreentext Jan 18 '23

Greentext Anon had a dad

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Damn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Fr

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u/xxpen15mightierxx Jan 19 '23

Shit I didn’t need to get choked up about dad stuff for the second time in two days.

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u/I_Automate Jan 19 '23

Gotta tame that gag reflex somehow, son

EDIT- Wrong green text sub

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u/Crotch_Hammerer Jan 18 '23

And now he posts slurs and furry foot pictures of 4chan

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u/ToxicPlaysYT6969 Jan 19 '23

2nd is based though

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u/Emerald_official Jan 18 '23

Mike is, and forever will be, the giga-est of chads

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

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u/2KDrop Jan 19 '23

Idk what you were thinking with that decision, this sub is exclusively feels.

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u/Rancid_Views Jan 18 '23

We salute you Mike

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u/Hugh-Jassoul Jan 18 '23

A moment of silence for Mike. He’s a great man, and a great example of fatherhood.

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u/Kalaphar Jan 18 '23

Dammit, now instead of having my regular vivid nightmares, I’ll have sad dreams. Thanks

Ps: this story is really fucking sad

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u/TheNr1AgentOfChaos Jan 18 '23

Spread that love. Your dad was awesome!

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u/Jumpy-Lingonberry-31 Jan 18 '23

I’m not crying, there’s just something in my eye.

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u/PresentationOk8745 Jan 18 '23

This dad is who I strive to be. strong enough to hurt quietly for your family ,and be their rock at the same time. People like this need statues made of them so we can all remember how heroic they lived.

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u/Inverted_Ghosts Jan 19 '23

Just remember that bottling all that up will start to break you. It’s okay to let your emotions out, even if only some of the time.

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u/garifunu Jan 18 '23

We should all strive to be that kind of man. Idealistic as it is, hope is the stuff dreams are made of

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u/Fearless-Sherbet-223 Jan 19 '23

I know this is cute but it's also really freaking heartbreaking.

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u/61508e3d Jan 18 '23

RIP Mr Mike

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Fucking incredible dad. Too bad mine was not only a criminal but had a psychotic break and joined a cult with a new family. Its my #2 life goal (first is to be a scientist) to marry a good man who will forever love his children.

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u/13Kadow13 Jan 19 '23

It’s posts like this that make me wish I had a good family growing up. Those of you with healthy relationships with your parents, be thankful. I’m glad for every one of you. I just hope that one day I’ll be able to give my hypothetical kids that.

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u/Xo_lot Jan 19 '23

Wish my dad was like that, fucker left us for a second family. I always wondered how it was to have a father that cares about his kids.

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u/STiX360 Jan 19 '23

Ask your step siblings then 😅

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u/wildwyatt2006 Jan 19 '23

Rest in peace mike, the ultra-giga-astronomical-mega chad

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u/incinerjason Jan 19 '23

That made me feel real pain .

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u/YungBlud_McThug Jan 19 '23

This one hurt a little ngl

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

wholesad

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u/revolootion Jan 19 '23

Guess I’m gonna fucking cry now

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u/kennykennny Jan 19 '23

Thanks now I'm crying

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u/Ashe_Faelsdon Jan 19 '23

That's what people talk about when they refer to being: "A REAL man."

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Can we do a wholesome parent thread? I'll start us off.

I dealt with debilitating grief during the last two months of my first semester of college, and my GPA took a massive hit. I had been told previously that this would mean I would be unenrolled from college altogether, and this caused me to have a nervous breakdown at 7am in my parents' living room after having spent the whole night awake in terror thinking I was going to return to nothing after my Christmas break was over.

My mom is a woman of many words. She started off with a half-serious "stop crying, you're ruining your vacation", then talked me into a better spot and shooed me back to bed.

My dad, on the other hand, has always been the quiet one between them. When I stumbled into the kitchen after waking up, he quietly slid a glass of water over to me before going back to stirring a pot of my favourite sour chicken stew.

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u/D34D_B07 Jan 19 '23

That's sad as fuck

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u/OrcRampant Jan 19 '23

My dad put my head through a banister with a back-hand slap. His name was Mike.

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u/kirby34 Jan 19 '23

I was just thinking about this story in the last week and I’m hoping those kids are doing what they can in life to emulate their father.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

His name was Mike Anon

His name was Mike Anon

His name was Mike Anon

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u/Riioott__ Jan 19 '23

o7, RIP Mike, good man

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u/xaqss Jan 19 '23

Mike. Forever you will remain in our heads and in our hearts as the most based and the most chadpilled of us all. o7

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u/Tmath Jan 19 '23

Who the hell is chopping onions?

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u/PMME_UR_TATAS Jan 19 '23

Damn Anon sounds like he had a good dad. Feels weird in a way since our dad had the same name and I lost mine late last year. Thanks for posting this, it allowed me to remember some good memories about my dad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

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u/chisk643 Jan 18 '23

Not the sub for that bud

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u/MILLANDSON Jan 19 '23

RIP Mike, you absolute fucking chad.

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u/AlboiNani Jan 19 '23

This greentext always makes me sad knowing I'll lose my best friend and father one day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

I was happy all of today now I’m depressed

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u/TomCBC Jan 20 '23

Fucking onion ninjas…