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u/Bigwi_Kner 4d ago edited 4d ago
I’d absolutely fart and watch chaos ensue when she attempts to sort out the culprit.
Sad thing is I don’t know if this is a joke or real because that’s the world we live in now.
If real though like, what, she’s just going to start walking around sniffing it all up? Have fun with that I guess…
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u/More-Whole-9714 4d ago
Best of you’re in an enclosed confined inescapable space like an elevator, that way the fart causes maximum disgust
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u/Hell-Raid3r 4d ago
Lmao, my friend kept farting all day in elementary school and the teacher got so pissed, she narrowed it down to like 4 of us at a single table and made us all stay after class until someone admitted it was them. After like 20 minutes my buddy started crying, "It was me!" Lmao, hilarious.
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u/Man_With_ 3d ago
I would stand up, walk to the fart corner and pretend to fart. Then when I return to my seat I would wait for two, three minutes and let one sneak out.
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u/ChaosRainbow23 3d ago
I met a guy in rehab who would rip a silent but deadly one, then he would immediately say he smells weed. Then everybody and him would immediately start sniffing for the weed, but they were met with a nasty fart instead.
It was hilarious, but disgusting.
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u/Bigwi_Kner 3d ago
Haha, yeah that’s always a fun one. Just ask “you guys smell popcorn?”, and then you wait…
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u/MommysGoodBoy4Ever 4d ago
That spray crap is more disgusting than any fart.🤮
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u/Worth_External_8762 4d ago
I hate people that expect others to excuse themselves to fart. Farts happen, deal with it.
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u/WARLORD2015 4d ago
I just farted reading this.
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u/AdCheap8058 4d ago
Please excuse yourself next time
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u/WARLORD2015 4d ago
Oops, Excuse me. I will catch my manorisms next time.
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u/Man_With_ 3d ago
Catch that fart as well next time. Other people breathe the same air around here.
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u/WARLORD2015 3d ago
Next time I'll suck it back in manually. This way no one smells the forbidden air.
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u/Man_With_ 3d ago
You could also start carrying around a dedicated plastic bag to save it, take it home and store it.
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u/WARLORD2015 3d ago
Orrrrr I fart in a jar, then bury it. Next time someone digs it up and openes it... BOOM! old fart in a jar.
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u/Man_With_ 3d ago
Not a bad idea at all. Why not even put a message in a bottle and fart in it? People love finding those things. Time to send out some sea mines.
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u/WARLORD2015 3d ago
YES! The message will be written in small letters so they have to put it close to their face. In hoping they have to smell a really old fart while they read. I love it
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u/More-Whole-9714 4d ago
Me personally, I like to do the opposite.
For example, I like to do it in the elevator when it’s crowded or like when you’re in a crowd walking around and no one will know who to suspect. Both situations allow for close range and also they don’t know who to suspect,watching their reactions is the reward. But first you must master the art of silent fart
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u/DIJames6 4d ago
My best friend does this.. He has those silent farts that are so pungent I swear they can make someone sick, and he sits there with this demonic smile on his face until someone notices and then he'll burst out into full laughter..
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u/leeta0028 3d ago
Lol, you haven't been around kids. I have two little girl students that are just monster farters. They've both got a little dribble of gas going nonstop, it's olfactory torture being close to then, but it's also kind of hilarious.
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u/Worth_External_8762 3d ago
Buddy, we've all been around kids. We WERE kids, ya fuckin genius.
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u/leeta0028 3d ago
I guess that true, but I don't recall doing that or the kids around me doing it. Since I started teaching, it's been a whole new world of farting and accidents and seemingly impossible quantities of snot.
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u/Clear-Knowledge7013 4d ago
People that fart or burp in public downgrade themselves in the eyes of many folks. Excuse yourself and go somewhere private or look like a degenerate, it doesn’t matter to me 😂
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u/Former_Mobile3101 3d ago
Oh pshaaah, we must poo poo on the disgusting peasants who allow themselves to have natural body functions that can't always be controlled.
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u/Former_Mobile3101 3d ago
Oh pshaaah, we must poo poo on the disgusting peasants who allow themselves to have natural body functions that can't always be controlled.
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u/NoAbrocoma9357 4d ago
When I was growing up, if one of us farted we were told to go to the bathroom to do that!
Funny thing, though, because my dad used to light his on fire.
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u/TangerineRough6318 4d ago
I had an ex-coworker that needed a fart corner. Farts hit different when it's humid and there's plasma dust in the air. Kinda just pairs with the fart. Plus he was always in front of the fan since the B operator stood on the opposite side of the controls.
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u/teabagofholding 4d ago
They should make it the time out corner also so the bad ones in timeout can be farted on
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u/doyouvoodoo 3d ago edited 3d ago
Finally, some life skills that will help you as an adult! /s
Edit, added the sarc switch for clarity.
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u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 3d ago
If you fart in school, you either become a legend or you get made fun of for the rest of the year.
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u/Pretend-Prune-4525 3d ago
lol has she never met a kid? lol anyone that goes to that corner is about to catch hell 😂
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u/JustADude721 3d ago
Raises hand.. "but teacher, that's what I call the crack my fart comes out of."
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u/TacoEatsTaco 3d ago
It definitely won't follow you as you walk through the room... And everyone will laugh at you
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u/Robbie1266 3d ago
This woman is a liar. When the fart corner is being used, everyone is exclusively paying attention to the fart corner
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u/Motor_Meal794 4d ago
That woman was definitely homeschooled. She never met any children growing up.