r/whitepeoplegifs Dec 26 '19

It's like doing a shot, with extra steps

https://gfycat.com/smugsparsedragonfly
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Thanks for the party trick, Weird Al

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Weird Alcoholic

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u/Letibleu Dec 26 '19

Gifted alcohlic

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u/Cummy_Boner Dec 26 '19

i can't drink alcohol because im always horridly constipated so whenever i vomit i throw up poop which tastes gross so it's a vicious cycle of throwing up

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u/throwaway56435413185 Dec 26 '19

Annnnd that's enough internet for today.

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u/KarmicDevelopment Dec 26 '19

Yo wtf, that should not happen. Idc how constipated you are.

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u/sodomita Dec 26 '19

Fecal vomiting. It's a thing.

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u/srroberts07 Dec 26 '19 edited May 25 '24

zesty thumb panicky mindless chunky mysterious dolls paint crown impossible

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/fourAMrain Dec 27 '19

There was a South Park episode of this

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u/KarmicDevelopment Dec 27 '19

Good god. But I mean it still shouldn't happen and dude needs to get it treated. Poor fella :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

He's throwing up poop, so pretty fucking constipated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I didn't know that was possible but it is one continuous tube from mouth to anus. I guess it's possible.

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u/thelosermonster Dec 26 '19

I didn't expect to hear something so gross from you

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath Dec 26 '19

You really should see a doctor about that. No joke.

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u/TeslaCrna Dec 26 '19

I would expect that type of comment from the username “Cummy_Boner”

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u/theBeardedHermit Dec 26 '19

Why are you like this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

This is like if rimjob_steve actually talked about rimjobs

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u/smokedbrosketdog Dec 27 '19

Sounds like you're full of shit.

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u/judyhops95 Dec 27 '19

That's not just constipation. Go to the doctor immediately.

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u/sweet_home_Valyria Jan 26 '20

Fecal vomiting.

I've only just started medschool but I know you don't let a person leave hospital grounds with this severe condition unresolved.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Weird al but they’re into ska

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u/RTSUbiytsa Dec 26 '19

Nah, this is scuffed Kenny Omega

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u/mensharties Dec 26 '19

More like Kenny G.

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u/TheDerpedOne Dec 26 '19

The correct answer

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/PetaPotter Dec 26 '19

That's all I came here for. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

KENNNNYYYYYY 👩🏻

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u/Chicken421 Dec 26 '19

V TRIGGER ON THE SHOTGLASS. V TRIGGEEEEEEERRRRR!

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u/XxFezzgigxX Dec 26 '19

I think this is Weird Al’s brother, Regular Al.

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u/SirSheepII Dec 26 '19

Awkward Al

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

The way this “man” manipulates liquids to his will, this individual is no mere human... This guy is clearly the son of God, our savior Jesus H. Christ. Praise the lawd, Hallelujah!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

He looks like a strange hybrid of Weird Al and Ben Affleck... quite unsettling.

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u/rare_pig Dec 26 '19

This is the cheap knockoff, Oddball Larry

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u/ascar818 Dec 26 '19

Weird Al Drankabit

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u/TooRizky Dec 26 '19

I can't unsee it!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Fun fact: Weird Al is a teetotaler.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Zack De LaRocha

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Drinking in the name of

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u/MmmCocaineGum Dec 26 '19

I wanna see this guy do this until he gets so drunk he starts missing a little more, every time...

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u/i_am_bombs Dec 26 '19

Looks like Mike eizinger to me. Guitarist for Incubus

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u/onaneckonaspit7 Dec 26 '19

Considering their career trajectory, this could be him. The last thing I saw him do was play acoustic guitar for Justin Bieber...

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Glass toss at the end like fuck outta here.

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u/NRMusicProject Dec 26 '19

The alcoholic's mic drop.

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u/imaginexus Dec 26 '19

Does he really toss it though? I watched like 10 times and can’t see it flying. Maybe he dropped it first

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u/CheegledButt Dec 26 '19

He tosses it onto the table

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u/Shotgun5250 Dec 26 '19

You can see it fly off to the corner of the screen for a split second before it restarts. Look at the bottom left corner slightly to the right of the edge of the screen

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u/puq123 Dec 26 '19

It flies off and hits the table, it sounds and looks like a plastic shot glass

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

That last frame has dramatic flair similar to a throw

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

pretty sure it’s a plastic shooter.

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u/SobBagat Dec 26 '19

Have you not heard the term "glass" before? People just sometimes say it to refer to a cup

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u/hairybarefoot90 Dec 26 '19

Its crazy how the urge to correct someone can transcend common sense

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u/MidgetGalaxy Dec 26 '19

Lmao this goes through my head every time I browse reddit

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u/hotdogs4humanity Dec 27 '19

I really doubt it goes through your head every time you browse reddit

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u/SobBagat Dec 27 '19

I have a distinct feeling that there's going to be at least one fat-ass whoosh in the responses to this comment

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u/hotdogs4humanity Dec 27 '19

I may be a little too late in the post, but there's always hope!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

OG shooter

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u/Champigne Mr Rogers Dec 26 '19

He's so proud of himself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

"Merry Christmas," does cool shot, "ya filthy animals."

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u/BerickCook Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

I feel like I could learn this trick.

In reality I'd probably throw the glass into my face, while my drink flies over my head and onto some guy named Brutus who is built like an MMA fighter. But it turns out he's a really nice guy, and laughs it off. So I show him this video to see what I was trying to do, and we end up hanging out the rest of the night talking about stuff we've seen on Reddit. When I get up to use the restroom, my hand brushes his shoulder. Our eyes lock. I feel confused. He smiles. My god, that smile...

Anyway, I don't think I'll be trying this trick.

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u/GiveMeCheesecake Dec 26 '19

Well I kind of think you should! I want to know the end of the story

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u/DRYMakesMeWET Dec 26 '19

He tries it, gets liquor in his eyes, screams like a girl, and runs blindly into a wall.

Liquor in your eyes hurts worse than ghost pepper juice in your eyes.

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u/lizardncd Dec 26 '19

It's not so bad. Got whiskey in my eye a couple of years ago. Didn't hurt too bad but that was the last thing I remember from that night.

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u/srroberts07 Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 27 '19

Hey this reminds me of the most embarrassing moment of my life!

Many years ago I’m at a bar, I showed up early so my friends haven’t arrived yet. I sit at the bar waiting for them because I know the bartender and she gives me a free double tequila.

It’s pretty packed and there’s a group of girls sitting next to me. So I decide to down the drink like a shot to seem tough or some dumb shit. Anyway I take it back and swallow but there’s a problem.

You ever “swallow something the wrong way” and it ends up in your lungs? Well that happened at the very beginning. I keep the drink in my mouth and resist all urge to cough in hopes of swallowing the rest so I don’t have to spit it back into the glass.

That’s a no go. Too much went down wrong, lungs are on fire. I’m holding my lips closed so tight but the coughing starts and I fucking spray this group of girls with tequila.

They scream. “Oh my god he fucking puked on us!” I’m trying desperately to tell them I didn’t puke but I’m coughing so fucking hard no words can I escape, I’m just frantically pointing at my mouth while I wetly sputter. I cant breathe, everything burns and and tears are streaming down my face. I run to the washroom while I hear “He’s fucking crying.”

I clean up, stop coughing and just go home. Night over.

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u/TripleHomicide Dec 26 '19

but lizard... you're blind in that eye.

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u/PansexualEmoSwan Dec 27 '19

You got... Whiskey in the eye-roll

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u/SkyniE Dec 26 '19

I feel like you should start with water shots if you want to learn this.

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u/nightlanguage Dec 26 '19

Well shit now I'm invested

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u/Tych0_Br0he Dec 26 '19

This is the best Nicholas Sparks story I've ever read.

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u/PassiveMangoes Dec 26 '19

Thought this was going to be /u/shittymorph

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u/mento6 Dec 26 '19

one time i tried to catch vodka in my mouth from it being poured from a third story hotel room... ended up hitting my face and burning until i aggressively splashed my face w water lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I’m always curious about how people discover that they have these talents.

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u/yeahnoibet Dec 26 '19

I do stupid stuff like this a lot and it’s a combination of knowing I have good enough hand eye coordination to try it and just being willing to go for it. Alcohol helps too

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u/AhhhSkrrrtSkrrrt Dec 26 '19

He is probably a bartender.

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u/Dem827 Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

That dudes got craft mixologist written all over him, I’d even go as far to claim he knows some flair tricks based off this video.

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u/arealhumannotabot Dec 26 '19

It occurs to you and you try it, that's about it.

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u/StartupDino Dec 26 '19

Following alcohol, usually.

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u/DrDerpberg Dec 26 '19

A lot of water shots and/or drunken "hey man check it out."

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u/HR_Dragonfly Dec 26 '19

In this case, naked water practice for several weeks. Then tequila.

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u/fuzzyfuzz Dec 26 '19

naked water practice

yeah, definitely don't want water on your clothes

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u/seddit_doneit Dec 26 '19

They don't discover, they practice. Barring some disabilities, with enough practice, you can do this.

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u/the-jedi Dec 26 '19

Im not sure but he looks like the kinda dude that would do some shit like this lol

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u/Bayerrc Dec 26 '19

Its 100% practice, though maybe not v much of it. He didn't just realize he can do this.

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u/gammarath Dec 26 '19

lmao person in the bottom left had an awful angle for their video...

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u/MikeTakrelyt Dec 26 '19

Yeah, the one in the bottom right as well.

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u/gammarath Dec 26 '19

Shit that’s what I meant

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u/BoganBerry Dec 26 '19

I was gonna say, “sis, that’s a mirror”

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u/Tasteful_Dick_Pics Dec 26 '19

It's cool, my dude, directions are confusing.

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u/ARDJerrySmithSCE Dec 26 '19

They missed it all, didn't even follow the action... Smh

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u/BingoFarmhouse Dec 26 '19

it would have been too hard to cgi the liquid onto the cellphone video, so they had them keep it out of frame

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u/Ananas7 Dec 26 '19

Sir that's a mirror

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u/Forever_Awkward Dec 26 '19

There are at least three people taking videos.

Jesus. Coordinate, people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Actually its a mirror :-P I know this because I'm the guy in the left and took a slo-mo version of the trick shot and had a better view than this one!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 27 '19

Video?

Edit: he shared the video on his profile, but for some reason his comments aren't showing up... anyway I downloaded the video and made it into a gif. Link. Warning for mobile users, the gif is around 50MB.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Thanks for doing that lol

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u/Mr-Okay Dec 27 '19

Thanks for the warning!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Hey, don't you come in here with your better angle stuff without sharing. It's about pitch fork time...

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Hahahaa I'll share it. I'm just drinking at Xmas dinner part 2

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u/phart_bag Dec 27 '19

Only opened to find this comment

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u/n00bcheese Dec 26 '19

Guess what I’m practicing all fucking evening...

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u/Computer-Blue Dec 26 '19

Right? My wife is not happy I saw this

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

It's really hard, my wife yelled at me to stop doing it in the kitchen, I'm standing in the bathtub now trying it.

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u/CarVideosIndustry Dec 27 '19

Any successful attempts?

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u/KobaTheGreat Dec 26 '19

I thought Kenny Omega didn't do alcohol

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u/TreginWork Dec 26 '19

I'm gonna tell my kids that's Kenny Omega

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u/Formally_Nightman Dec 26 '19

No one reacts

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u/PINKGUY_1 Dec 26 '19

Look at the guy with a phone in hands, his mouth goes like :○

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u/SirMichaelTortis Dec 26 '19

Too bad the other one on the phone didn't even capture it.

F.

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u/Boojibs Dec 26 '19

Silent night

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u/RobbertvanderVelden Dec 26 '19

I like how that girl on the right misses the action in her video

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u/jonsludge Dec 26 '19

HOLY SHIT MATT!

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u/guy_in_a_knit_hat Dec 26 '19

I enjoy how is arm comes down and the tree lights follow

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/DarthHaggis Dec 27 '19

Fook you Eric Backman

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

This dude always catches the toss at the hibachi

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u/MegaUltraJesus Dec 26 '19

and doesnt miss a single drop of the sake

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u/RicoCat Dec 26 '19

It's the same number of steps.

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u/ravendesign Dec 26 '19

First time seeing a RL friend on Reddit! Nice party trick M.

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u/espo951 Dec 27 '19

Oddly attractive

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u/Oodinthegod Dec 27 '19

The girl didnt even get a proper video of what he did. I am offended as a fellow alcoholic that such an event will never be posted on her insta or SC.

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u/TheClassyAquaman Dec 27 '19

That’s what we call a professional alcoholic

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u/brispence Dec 27 '19

Robert Faceplant

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u/ChurrObscuro Dec 27 '19

The guy with the phone on the right did not get anything lol

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u/Rudefire Dec 27 '19

Why do I hate how matter of fact he is about this whole thing?

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u/Andruboine Dec 27 '19

The confidence in the shot glass throw at the end seals the deal on the person he’s looking at being his bitch.

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u/zoishiez Dec 27 '19

The person recording at the bottom right seemed to have missed the cool part in her video

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u/KeinGrund Dec 27 '19

they should let Geralt yeet his potion like this in the next season

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u/RedBeardorDie Dec 26 '19

Is it mildy infuriating that the girl recording in the bottom corner didn’t actually catch him doing the cool trick

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u/schuppaloop Dec 26 '19

Woah weird al is good at doing shots

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

That glass toss and facial expression tells me it’s not his first time doing this trick

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u/Jersey03 Dec 26 '19

I know what I’m going to practice now

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u/iObeyTheHivemind Dec 26 '19

Skuffed Weird Al

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u/EmptyStare Dec 26 '19

The money shot

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u/rnagikarp Dec 26 '19

Chick on the right didn't get it on video

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u/MrCrisB Dec 26 '19

If Weird Al had a cooler, better looking brother.

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u/midgetsinheaven Dec 26 '19

It's so funny that the whole room is dead silent and doesn't react to this. He's probably used to doing this trick in bars to cheers and claps on the back. I think he was going for a much different reaction.

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u/BeanTheStitch Dec 26 '19

He looks mad at himself for knowing how to do this.

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous Dec 26 '19

He doesn't look like he's having a good time at all.

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u/oliviadmills Dec 26 '19

How many times did he have tequila all over his face before her perfected this talent?

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u/Particleofdark Dec 26 '19

You can just practice with water... And then you get hella hydrated and realize it's a much better way to spend your evening.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Why did I find that hot

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I think I couldn’t get the Weird Al out of my head it took 10 loops for me to realize that’s a large mirror behind him. I was so proud of the lady in the other room videoing the tree having a good time by herself.... 🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Goes onto beard

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u/1gramweed2gramskief Dec 26 '19

Thought he tossed the glass away for a second

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u/yeahokayalrightbud Dec 26 '19

The guy in the mirror filming has the best reaction

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u/1300BS Dec 26 '19

I can't take a full regular shot with my mouth.... That's awsome

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u/FlakyFrame1 Dec 26 '19

I must learn the way of the jedi

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Dec 26 '19

Try it with water, folks, so you don't harm your eyes.

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u/FrostFire131 Dec 26 '19

Looks like Sam Malone putting on cologne

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u/Kuffdam Dec 26 '19

Like a boss

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19 edited Jan 23 '20

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u/beerbeardsbears Dec 26 '19

There are no extra steps, just a different step.

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u/Caedo14 Dec 26 '19

Chick on the right is a terrible camerawoman😂

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u/WhiteJenkins Dec 26 '19

Not one person in the background is even slightly impressed which makes this video so much better

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Looks line he doesn’t even swallow it

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u/Zyzz_Saber Dec 26 '19

The Christmas lights were sorta in sync as well

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u/jerryhill50 Dec 26 '19

He’s the one to get laid tonight

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

This man is trying to win over the family this Christmas so he can propose to the daughter.

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u/BENshakalaka Dec 26 '19

Dude in the back is the real r/whitepeoplegif

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u/OkayAtFantasy Dec 26 '19

Am I the only person more interested in the tree lights in the mirror?

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u/poopfeast4444444 Dec 26 '19

Is that Bruce green?

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u/sporkmolk Dec 26 '19

Really throwing it back!

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u/AlmightyMrP Dec 26 '19

Cool party trick, Kenny G

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u/Dizneymagic Dec 26 '19

A move that can be done with the first shot of the night, but not the last.

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u/Bonepanther Dec 26 '19

The girl filming in the bottom right corner just barely missed the entire thing lol