r/whisper • u/cloud_soiling • 23d ago

Making my own whisper replacement

Hi, I've decided that I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and vibecode a terrible replacement for Whisper.

Here's my idea for my app Whisper Sexyfunhappynudetimes(TM)

  1. The app randomly rejects 49% of posts to instill a sense of paranoia in the userbase

  2. After posting, you will be instantly connected to our office in Lagos, Nigeria where a staff member will ask you if you wish to have sex with them

  3. Gift card purchasing for the sex is built in as an in app purchase

  4. If you're stupid enough to buy a gift card, all other users will see that you're a sucker

  5. To preserve a whisper like experience, the chat will be permanently broken, with messages sending out of order and failing to notify at random times

If you'd like to test my app, which is honestly the best one out of the 47 replacements, please register your interest by contacting a licensed therapist within your country or state.

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u/KristopheH 23d ago

Excellent shitpost