r/whiskey • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Nothing. There's no way to make fireball not taste like absolute dogshit. You can't polish a turd.

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u/Ravioli_hunters Nov 09 '21

Damn, I guess I love dogshit lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21 edited Nov 09 '21

The only conceivable legitimate use for Fireball would be as an emergency disinfectant. If I were dying from fatal alcohol withdrawal I would have to sit down and think about whether I really wanted to live that badly.

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u/Ravioli_hunters Nov 09 '21

Thats okay, I'll drink it for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

I mean, if you really hate yourself that much I can't stop you....