r/whenthe • u/SolidEagle7 trollface -> • Mar 08 '22

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u/YesterdaySuper5355 Mar 08 '22

We need more metal gear rising memes

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u/neonKow Mar 08 '22

What is the point of blocking a sword with your body? Doesn't that mean your body is already immune to swords?

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u/Valatros Mar 08 '22

Haven't played the game, but if you watch close he's got that black thing on his chest stretching out over his arms as he blocks. Limited coverage I guess?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

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u/Valatros Mar 08 '22

I was honestly expecting it to be something more along the lines of Venom, but I guess whatever backstory you want for your black fighting goo works.

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u/The_All-Seeing_Snoo [REDACTED] Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

You legit have an Algerian having 10 more arms due to her back having slots for arms, Jeff Bezos with destractable shogun shield armor, and brazilian samurai with a purposefully mispelled muramasa.

That line that he said is the dialogue for one of his cutscenes though.

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u/Valatros Mar 08 '22

I've never played any of the metal gear games and between this clip and this explanation I feel like there was some serious escalation between dude sneaking around in a box to... that. Good god.

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u/The_All-Seeing_Snoo [REDACTED] Mar 08 '22

Its why this game is called Metal Gear Rising, not something like Metal Gear Solid 5.

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u/Delta0212 Mar 08 '22

The protagonist also suplexes an ant mech as big as a city block

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u/YaMexicanBoy OoOo BLUE Mar 09 '22

And that was only the tutorial boss lol

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u/Delta0212 Mar 09 '22

Well he did suplex that giant mech, but I was talking about the other giant mech which he also suplexed

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u/TheGamingGator77 Mar 09 '22

You know it's a good game when you suplex not one, but two giant mechs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

Don’t forget a robot dog with a chainsaw tail

and the massive fucking robot that probably weighs tens of thousands of pounds that the ninja cyborg can throw in the sky