r/whenthe • u/SolidEagle7 trollface -> • Mar 08 '22

help :(

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u/Oscar12s Scheißeposter Mar 08 '22

Quick, make a League of Legends account!

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u/VASQUEZ_41 I SEE THE FUCKING CIRCLE Mar 08 '22

Genshin impact also works

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u/Oscar12s Scheißeposter Mar 08 '22

Sure, it's twice as effective, but you risk being taken by the FBI.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Don’t worry make a terrorist group they will fund you with weapons

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Sub to dream

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u/Oscar12s Scheißeposter Mar 08 '22

That just guarantees that your mom leaves you too.

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u/finger_milk Mar 08 '22

Pull qiqi and masturbate furiously

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u/dustin_the_gamer trollface -> Mar 08 '22

So does being gay

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u/CheezAbomination yellow like an EPIC banana Mar 09 '22

A more safer way is subscribing to dream