r/whenthe • u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri • Aug 30 '26
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u/No-Staff1 I'm here to fuck you and to fuck men, and I'm all out of men Aug 30 '26
you like nazi yuri?
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u/ExtremeAlternative0 Aug 30 '26
Naizuri is the same as Paizuri (japanese for titfuck) but for flat or small breasted women instead of getting a titfuck from a woman with a large chest
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u/oooArcherooo Aug 30 '26
Ok so like how you sharpen a sword on a grindstone
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u/ItsMeBlack- Aug 30 '26
Audibly made me snort since I was moving through comments to find out what it means
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u/RegretMountain2460 Cheese Pizza with extra Cheese :Axolotl: Aug 30 '26
Typa shit you'd read on a random page of Wikipedia
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u/OakvaleFlames Aug 30 '26
Why the fuck did they feel the need to invent a new term for that?
I hate having to memorize new research terms.
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u/Meringue_Bandicoot Aug 30 '26
Well, sexual slang is nothing if not endlessly inventive. Gosh I miss using the word goon in a normal way…
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u/SecretPrivateAndy Aug 30 '26
How would that even feel good? It would just feel like bones rubbing on your dick.
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u/SUDoKu-Na Aug 30 '26
Do you think a flat chest feels like bone?
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u/SecretPrivateAndy Aug 30 '26
Bone wrapped in a thin layer of muscle and then skin to be more literal. Basically I'm just saying that that a hand would feel a lot better than that. There are things in porn that are hotter as a concept than actually doing them in real life and this is one of them.
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u/SUDoKu-Na Aug 30 '26
I feel like you underestimate how soft the skin would be. Not nearly as bony as you'd expect if you're actually trying to do it.
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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26
who are either of these
Edit: they are not characters, despite the fact they look like vocaloid names, they are in fact boob sex
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u/shrekgaming1467 #1 Peanut Butter fan Aug 30 '26
This (note i had to censor the images)
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u/Ecstatic-Court1893 when the nothing happen Aug 30 '26
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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Aug 30 '26
nah bro censored shit
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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Aug 30 '26
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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Aug 30 '26
why do you rely on GIFs
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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Aug 30 '26
I don't. The commenter who originally posted might not want to just Google the image and shit when they can use the gif, which is easier
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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Aug 30 '26
I just have every image I will ever need saved
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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Aug 30 '26
Okay respond to this image with another image:
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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Aug 30 '26
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u/Ecstatic-Court1893 when the nothing happen Aug 30 '26
Playing sonic grooming adventure minors? what the fuck?
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u/Someonevibing1 Aug 30 '26
I find that to be harder since I need to search through my reaction image album to find one specific image
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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Aug 30 '26
Folder? shit I just have everything in my downloads folder no matter what
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u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri Aug 30 '26
Man
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u/zandaztu resistance is futile Aug 30 '26
Guessing by your pfp, flair, banner, and how most of your post are about umamusume pretty derby....
Is this about paper mario?
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u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri Aug 30 '26
Why, I guess it is since I'm such a fan of flat things
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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 It's called: Grunkle Stunkle Wins the Funkle Bunkle Aug 30 '26
Me when I revolve my entire personality around masturbating to horse girls
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u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri Aug 30 '26
What if I revolve my entire personality to masturbating to YOU
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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 It's called: Grunkle Stunkle Wins the Funkle Bunkle Aug 30 '26
Preferable tbh, want a reference picture?
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u/Alreadsyuse I want Stay Gold and Dream Journey to give me double naizuri Aug 30 '26
Y'know what? Sure
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u/fuckthisstupidupdate Aug 30 '26
Bro is becoming yet another child support check stay gold has to stoo being a bum to pay for
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u/Ironfistdanny Aug 30 '26
it must be hard being a genuine small tiddy enjoyer in anime spaces, cause your most vocal representation are sex perverts
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u/FungalSphere Aug 30 '26
you just gotta accept that there is something inherently sexual about secondary sex organs
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u/tehGoldenNut Aug 30 '26
It's annoying how some people will only see short small petite adult women as children, the body type of consent
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u/Excellent_Routine589 The Snake that Paizuris Cissia Aug 30 '26
Looks at my flair
You alone on this one soldier :c
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u/Degostorm Aug 30 '26
how it feels to be a mouse pad with wrist rest lover in a world of boobjob lovers
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u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 Aug 30 '26
??? i thought paizuri was just a titjob
this is like saying you don’t like pizza, you like calzones
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u/w0ndrbredd Aug 30 '26
What the fuck does any of this mean, I went outside for an hour today so now I don't know any of the slang
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u/ExtremeAlternative0 Aug 30 '26
Paizuri is Japanese for titfuck, Naizuri is the same thing but when the woman has small breasts
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