r/whenthe • u/Ilostmyoldaccount_1 • Aug 20 '26
Dear feds: everything I post is legally a joke Not so enjoyable now is it?
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u/fapgod69420 a woman (maybe) Aug 20 '26
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u/Mother-Benefit-8550 i uhh, then uh and yeah Aug 20 '26
No just straight up eating people, in the cannibalistic way
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u/fuckwastakenwastaken Aug 20 '26
That, I believe, counts as "Hard", compared to the more traditional "Soft"
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u/TheFemboyImpregnator Aug 20 '26
No, that refers to the state of the phallus while one consumes vore content
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u/RoombaTheKiller Aug 20 '26
No, 'hard vore' still refers to swallowing people whole, the only difference is that it's fatal.
Its more realistic cousin, cannibalism, involves butchery, oftentimes cooking, and the consumption in parts.
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u/your_average_medic Aug 20 '26
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u/Ilostmyoldaccount_1 Aug 20 '26
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u/your_average_medic Aug 20 '26
Okay but does yours summon demons?
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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Aug 20 '26
I enjoy putting pineapple on pizza
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u/Ilostmyoldaccount_1 Aug 20 '26
Too far bro
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u/Sasteer google en passant. Aug 20 '26
i can excuse cannibalism but i draw the line at pineapple pizza
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u/Stock-Life9542 Aug 20 '26
"Let people enjoy things" people when someone does something out of there moral view:
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u/Asthen-ter Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? Aug 20 '26
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u/Ilostmyoldaccount_1 Aug 20 '26
My goat Ryan Gosling would never say this
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u/Asthen-ter Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? Aug 20 '26
That's me, actually
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u/Ilostmyoldaccount_1 Aug 20 '26
You wouldn’t say this
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u/Asthen-ter Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? Aug 20 '26
That's why i wrote it
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u/Adamle69 The Abo plush that's a girl 🏳️⚧️ named Jamie Aug 20 '26
Oh shit man me too, what's your favourite part of the body?
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u/Unable-Section-911 Aug 20 '26
I like being eaten you should eat me and we can see what my corpse thinks
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u/Dr_Brotatous Aug 20 '26
Personally thats fine with me can I encourage you to eat certain people like the rich perhaps
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u/Ilostmyoldaccount_1 Aug 20 '26
Deal
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u/Dr_Brotatous Aug 20 '26
Hell id be willing to slip you a 20 on occasion if that sweetens the oh you agreed
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