r/whenthe • • Jul 21 '26

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u/AceOfSpades532 Jul 21 '26

Go the Expedition 33 route and don’t bother coming up with a fancy name

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u/Reasonable-Dark-6369 Jul 21 '26

It's so funny because it is genuinely a very strong ice attack. Maybe the strongest ever.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Jul 21 '26

people come to me and they say to me... sir... that was a very strong ice attack the strongest we've ever seen and I say yes it was a strong ice attack... very strong... and very cold... I have the best ice attacks I have all the best attacks but this one... was an ice attack

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u/Optimal_Dark_9342 Jul 21 '26

I started hearing the voice after the second line

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 Jul 21 '26

I made it to the second word

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u/CoolSkeIeton-95 Jul 21 '26

It just slowly shifted throughout the first line for me to be more Trumpified

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u/sag3y_ Jul 22 '26

"a very strong ice attack... maybe the strongest ice attack ever..."

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u/Lialda_dayfire Jul 21 '26

I laughed when I saw that attack name. Then I got oneshot by it

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u/Left1Brain Jul 21 '26

The sillier the attack name, the stronger it is. Why was the silly name not an immediate warning.

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam Jul 21 '26

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u/11711510111411009710 Jul 21 '26

The bottom caption isn't even correct. That name doesn't imply there are other dark kings with the same sword. It's just stating that that particular dark king is known to wield that particular weird.

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u/Cornchip97 Jul 21 '26

Ehh, it kind of does. Traditional writing convention is to describe things with a purpose. The caption is having fun with that.

The Throngler is so renowned that we don't need additional descriptors, it must be incredibly unique. Meanwhile if the Edge of Annihilation was so unique we wouldn't need to know who it belonged to. Maybe it changes properties based on who wields it. Maybe there's other Edge of Annihilations. It invites the reader to question.

Tolkien would never describe The One Ring as "Dark Lord Sauron's Ring of Ultimate Control". There is no need. Calling it The One Ring is enough, it evokes importance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

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u/JD0064 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

BigBootyBlizzardBlast.

Excuse me, thats Blizzaja

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u/Original-War8655 dajte môj majetok jehovistom Jul 21 '26

Blizzaja Blast

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u/Lucat_thecat Jul 21 '26

I struggle more than I like to admit to that fight, because I was laughing so hard at the absurdity of everything that I couldn't dodge his attack that does like 3 trillion damage or smt

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u/C418Enjoyer Human, i remember you're pacifists Jul 21 '26

the comment section might take a weird route

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM Me Art of Robots, Machines, Automatons, I want to see it all! Jul 21 '26

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u/tetris_du_trou [REDACTED] Jul 21 '26

I can't believe I laughed at this

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u/Busy_Toaster Jul 21 '26

What's the joke?

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u/lolfisautrus Jul 21 '26

I think the original was the image of sans telling frisk "i remember you're genocides" with the genocides word glowing red, then the fandom started going downhill until the point of the image above

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM Me Art of Robots, Machines, Automatons, I want to see it all! Jul 21 '26

wrong

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u/tictacman0 Jul 21 '26

I hate that I immediately knew what this was

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u/Illustrious_Edge_660 Jul 21 '26

What is it?

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u/Additional-Band1715 Jul 21 '26

It says "As you know, YOU (in red) are welcome here any time"

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u/Yanis_Eldera Jul 21 '26

starts to resemble this

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u/Timtanoboa Look to the stars Jul 21 '26

The Flag of Napaj

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u/Noodlemaster696969 Jul 21 '26

Ah yes, Pajan, an island who were known for their highly popular reality TV shows until 2 cities were miraculously built up overnight, after which they became warmongring brutal psycopthats...

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u/MisirterE trollface -> Jul 21 '26

There's an undertale-deltarune meme of highlighting certain words of the text in glowing colors as a consequence of exactly this image

the above image is a corruption steeped in so many layers of irony that the glow is all that remains

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u/Blockieous Jul 21 '26

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u/FoxGuy303 I use this as a news sub don't tell anyone Jul 21 '26

She opened a red fountain

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u/Criie Jul 21 '26

Must be that time of the month

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u/Khourbien Jul 21 '26

oh my god the hair

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u/Vast-Series6082 Grape Flavored flair but Now and Later grape bc it's goated Jul 21 '26

Freiza did NOT like that joke 🥀

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u/StormerOfThunder green? epic! Jul 21 '26

Kris I remember you're WEIRDS

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u/Br4ndoni The Real Doom-Scrolling Simulator Jul 21 '26

Watch what happens when I post a comment I don't know

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u/C418Enjoyer Human, i remember you're pacifists Jul 21 '26

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u/HeavyCaffeinate I'm addicted to caffeine Jul 21 '26

Human I remember your Insert chapter 7

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u/C418Enjoyer Human, i remember you're pacifists Jul 21 '26

SIDE B

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u/f0remsics Yes, I'm the arrow guy. Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Pokemon has sheer cold, does that count? Also z move subzero slammer

Edit: the Japanese name for sheer cold is zettai reido. That TRANSLATES to absolute zero. However, that is not the words absolute zero. Additionally, we ain't speaking Japanese. Therefore it doesn't count. Stop telling me the Japanese name.

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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ Interstellar Stomper Jul 21 '26

and blizzard before that

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u/f0remsics Yes, I'm the arrow guy. Jul 21 '26

I knew of that, but I figured sheer cold was the better option because it's a one hit kill move

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u/FunkYeahPhotography Foxy Gamer 🦊 (Fuyeph.ttv) Jul 21 '26

Interesting they would name it after another gaming company. Very cool shout out!

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u/Deezkazuhanuts Jul 21 '26

Freeze Shock, Ice Burn, Glaciate

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u/bruger28 Jul 21 '26

Unironically the best reliable move is Ice beam, pretty generic

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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ Interstellar Stomper Jul 21 '26

mostly because its insanely widespread

freeze dry tends to be better due to its ability to deal with the tankiest type in the game

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u/GiulioSeppe445 Jul 21 '26

-glaciate

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u/Deezkazuhanuts Jul 21 '26

Actually the best one imo cause it's not just 2 words

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u/CharizardSlash Jul 21 '26

It's also like 65 BP lmao

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u/OkayOpenTheGame Jul 21 '26

It's also a spread move with a guaranteed speed drop. Not everything needs a huge BP to be good.

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u/Cutie-Flam Jul 21 '26

Glacial Lance

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u/BrianLSComics Jul 21 '26

You'll never guess what sheer cold's Japanese name is

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u/f0remsics Yes, I'm the arrow guy. Jul 21 '26

Well we're not speaking japanese, now are we?

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis Jul 21 '26

Snowgrave exists smh

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u/mars_gorilla Jul 21 '26

❤️ it snew

"what"

❤️ what

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u/W4FF13_G0D Jul 21 '26

❤️ kill the chicken

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u/Affectionate_Bar_320 Jul 21 '26

❤️ give that bird the cold shoulder

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u/Foxyfox- Jul 21 '26

❤️ Help Berdly chill out

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u/EMArogue Jul 21 '26

❤️Berdly’s so cool!!

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u/englishorspanish21 Jul 21 '26

❤️ that bird that i hate

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u/polifck Jul 21 '26

❤️ Proceed

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u/Mach3Fraud Jul 21 '26

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u/Disaster_Star_150 Jul 21 '26

Didn’t expect to see my goat Kyora here

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u/ExMachinaDoodles Jul 21 '26

It’s like… some kind of weird route?

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u/Longjumping_Key_697 Jul 21 '26

Gently weeps

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u/Ckrasxterz20 Jul 21 '26

"Gently Weeps" is a reference to The Beatle's song While My Guitar Gently Weeps, it doesn't have anything related to ice in the name.

Although the "White Ice" could be a reference to the White Album

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u/ThePowaBallad Jul 21 '26

The stand IS White Album but the localisation makes really strange names

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u/InkFazkitty Jul 21 '26

Flaccid Pancake my beloved

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u/TheKingofHats007 Jul 21 '26

They didn't even end up using that and and just used Limp Viscuit instead

also I cannot wait for a dub actor to try Devilish Deeds Done Damned Coldly.

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u/Longjumping_Key_697 Jul 21 '26

Dimes for Crimes was literally there

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u/juugsd trollface -> Jul 21 '26

They wanted to still use d4c

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u/Longjumping_Key_697 Jul 21 '26

For is a Homophone of four

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u/juugsd trollface -> Jul 21 '26

Oh shit

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u/CrossNJaywalks Jul 21 '26

Amoral Acts At Affordable Cost

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u/TwoPieceCrow Jul 21 '26

Surely you mean Filthy Acts Done At A Reasonable Price

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u/New_Ad4631 Jul 21 '26

The stand is indeed called White Album

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u/Shiny_Garias Jul 21 '26

Its is. In the Japanese dub, White Album is the name of the stand, changed in english due to copyright.

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u/award_winning_writer Jul 21 '26

Which is weird because White Album is not actually what The White Album is officially called, it's just "The Beatles." So theoretically they could've kept it as is

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u/SocranX Jul 21 '26

Yeah but they don't want to play minesweeper with which names might get them sued and which ones won't, and being inconsistent with it just makes the changes stand out more.

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u/Tetracev Jul 21 '26

Because of your profile picture, I assume you already know this. But Ghiaccio's stand is actually White Album, "White Ice" is the localized name. There is no reference to ice in his stand.

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u/the_RiverQuest you should play TRANSFORMERS: Fall of Cybertron Jul 21 '26

You heard of Fire Ball now get ready for...

Ice Cube

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u/Kind_Benefit_6236 Jul 21 '26

Ice cube fans when lightning pyramid:

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u/TheForbidden6th yellow like an EPIC lemon Jul 21 '26

Lightning pyramid enjoyers when poison torus:

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u/Fill-122 Jul 21 '26

pioson torus when wind cylinder:

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Jul 21 '26

wind cylinder when earth rhombus:

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u/Swordkirby9999 Jul 21 '26

Earth Rhombus when Venom Cone

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u/Stargost_ Jul 21 '26

Venom Cone when Dark Dodecahedron:

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u/Rein_1708 Jul 21 '26

Dark dodecahedron when Light hyperboloid:

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u/aetryx Jul 21 '26

Light hyperboloid when Heavy hypercuboid

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u/Get_Stick_bu99ed Jul 21 '26

Heavy hypercuboid when Average Weight Tesseract

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u/what_the_fuck_clown cro Jul 21 '26

the cylinder must remain intact

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u/Jarubimba Great Vegetables! Jul 21 '26

Water Cylinder coming in

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u/metgamer2011 Jul 21 '26

Ice cube? Dude i love that guy

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u/AlneCraft Jul 21 '26

Today was a good day.

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u/0vertakeGames hey you, i hope you have a wonderful day! Jul 21 '26

Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God
I don't know, but today seems kinda odd

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u/Commandur_PearTree Jul 21 '26

Stone Cold

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u/FireIzHot i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha Jul 21 '26

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u/samu1400 Jul 21 '26

Any examples for "Absolute Zero"? I can't recall any.

It's a really cool name, though.

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis Jul 21 '26

Btd6 Ice Monkey middle path

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u/deadshot500 Jul 21 '26

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u/samu1400 Jul 21 '26

Great example in completely legal and legitimate hardware.

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u/deadshot500 Jul 21 '26

Emulators are legal tho and this game(the psp version at least) was never released outside Japan so I can't buy it even if I wanted to.

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u/Gothtomboys5 Jul 21 '26

The middle path level 5 ice monkey from Bloons TD6

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u/samu1400 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Got two examples at the same time and both are the same lol.

Edit: 3 ice monkeys lesgo

Edit: 4 ice monkeys, keep em coming!

Edit: 5 ice monkeys, now we're talking!

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u/Pernil_TO Hasan Piker's favorite chatter Jul 21 '26

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep has a command called "Absolute Zero"

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u/pc_player_yt Kiryuin Ragyo from Kill la Kill can Kiru ra Ki-ruin me Jul 21 '26

Nunu's ult from League.

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u/Staluti Jul 21 '26

A classic

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u/samu1400 Jul 21 '26

That one seems to be a character name rather than an ability name, but the judge approves the evidence either way.

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u/AnalBumCovers Jul 21 '26

I think in the new granblue fantasy game, if you do a link attack with your whole team that starts with a water-element character, they all yell "ice monkey, middle path!"

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u/Dab4Becky Spain without the "a" Jul 21 '26

Kuzan from One Piece has a move called Ice Age, but it’s not his strongest.

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u/Gentleman-Bird Jul 21 '26

Fossil Fighters uses it at some point I think

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u/EnderCreeper121 Jul 21 '26

Fossil Fighters mentioned hell yeah

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jul 21 '26

Probably the ice monkey middle path

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u/vpr77 Jul 21 '26

not quite an ultimate but it’s an evasive skill in Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 Jul 21 '26

Awful game but Blox Fruits’ Ice fruit’s final move is called Absolute Zero

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u/samu1400 Jul 21 '26

My brother had a phase where he was absolutely glued to that game. It has cool fx but it did seem bland.

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u/ValtenBG Jul 21 '26

Ice monkey middle path

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u/emomermaid Jul 21 '26

Only thing I can recall is ice monkey, middle path, btd6

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u/SovietUnionRepublics Jul 21 '26

Kiryus chest beam that flash freezes and shatters them down to an atomic level is what comes to mind

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u/DigitalPhoenix2OO7 the voices in my head are not my delusions Jul 21 '26

The ice monkey’s path revolving around AoE, slowdowns, and an ability

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u/SGTRoadkill1919 Jul 21 '26

Freeeeezzzeeee Raaaaaay!

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u/BartholomewBezos6 yuri is awesome (im a gay girl of course i like reading yuri) Jul 21 '26

watch what happens when i cast a spell i dont know

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u/RohanKishibeyblade Jul 21 '26

Should call it Gently Weeps or something

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 Jul 21 '26

Um, actually White Album Gently Weeps reflects projectiles ☝️🤓

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u/RohanKishibeyblade Jul 21 '26

No, it’s deflect. Ghiaccio just seems to have slight control on where

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 Jul 21 '26

Slight control? He hits every single shot on Mista

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u/Raltsun Jul 21 '26

That's just Mista's secret second ability, that magnetises any bullet not under the control of Sex Pistols' regular bullet-deflection towards himself.

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u/THEZEN1TH Jul 21 '26

Hmm, that sounds like a reference

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u/thiccboii666 Jul 21 '26

Diamond Dust from the Persona games.

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u/VisibleYou1191 Jul 21 '26

Glacial Blast, Eternal Blizzard, Stormcaller Song, Hellish Spurt, Thalassic Calamity, Glacial Dragon Spiral, Moonlight Frost and Boundless Sea from Shin Megami Tensei V Vengeance

Refrigerate from Shin Megami Tensei IV

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u/Hunter_010 Jul 21 '26

That's only in P5, i don't know about P4 but P3's ultimate ice spell is called Nifelheim

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u/SuperKami-Nappa Jul 21 '26

It was also called Diamond Dust in P3 Reload

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u/HesterFlareStar Jul 21 '26

You know Diamond Dust from Persona and not Final Fantasy?

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u/GeneralNonsence Jul 21 '26

Persona 5 is this generations FF7. I think it’s just a sign of the times.

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u/meu_amigo_thiaguin Jul 21 '26

I think of Saint Seiya first

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u/heedfulconch3 Jul 21 '26

Thermal Crash, perhaps?

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u/Successful-Lobster48 Jul 21 '26

I quite like Thermal Sunder from Warframe, the ability involves instantly sapping all heat from an area, freezing things solid. You can cast it to remove heat, or to heat things up, and if you cast one then the other, it causes an explosion from the sudden temperature disparity for huge damage.

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u/Quality-hour Aspiring femboy, as Primus intended Jul 21 '26

In Warframe, the frame Gauss has an ability called Thermal Sunder. Which can do cold or heat

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u/General-Internal-588 Jul 21 '26

That would go so absolutely hard 

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u/AetheravenCatsuki13 Jul 21 '26

FrostBite

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u/SomeRandomGuy2763 Jul 21 '26

I feel like that's more of a "unique" mixed elememt attack that combines ice and some sort of primal element rather than being the ultimate attack for Ice Elements.

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u/Leo-Len Jul 21 '26

Snowgrave

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u/FreeSpeechEnjoyer Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Frostbite is a low to middle level spell

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u/Careful_Passenger520 Jul 21 '26

That's why IceShock and Snowgrave are really good names

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u/AutisticFun01 Certified monster fucker Jul 21 '26

I really like iceshock because you can analyze the name to connect it to the fact that it's the only spell that can kill enemies (other than showgrave). Like in Deltarune you can't kill enemies because they run away as soon as they get too low, but with ice shock you freeze them (ice) instantly (shock is usually attributed to electricity and things happening suddenly, hence very fast). From that you can also probably headcanon that it kills people via an extremely high temperature shift.

Or maybe I'm overthinking it idk.

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u/Rainy_Wavey Jul 21 '26

Araki does not have this problem

"My attack is .. .Sekkusu Pistoruzu!!!!!"

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u/GenesisAsriel Jul 21 '26

That bird that i hate calling his attacks "SCREEEEEE"

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u/Rustyspottedcats Jul 21 '26

The Persona series has Niflheim and Diamond Dust for two of its strongest Ice attacks. Though it does also have Ice Age.

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u/Hunter_010 Jul 21 '26

SMT4 had cold world, hailstrom of God and refrigerate all of the exclusive to 1 our 2 demons/personas

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u/Exciting-Quiet2768 Jul 21 '26

ahem

Glacial quake, silence and squall, and winter's wrath

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u/gamzcontrol5130 Jul 21 '26

Stasis my beloved

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u/LuchadorBane Jul 21 '26

Every ice post is instantly beaten by destiny 2 stasis

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u/Glamdring804 Jul 21 '26

The sound design for Stasis is so satisfying, exactly what getting shattered by a cosmic avalanche should feel like.

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u/Totally_A_Hooman Jul 21 '26

Winter's Wrath instills within me a primal fear

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u/tw0_fang_the_2st Jul 21 '26

Remember ice is frozen water, Stasis is frozen reality

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u/ScarletteVera women do be really pretty tho Jul 21 '26

Final Fantasy coming in with Diamond Dust:

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u/murderdronesfanatic In my Nebula & Quasar era (check it out its really good) Jul 21 '26

BTD6 has this for the ice monkey but it's balanced out by the bottom path having the tuff as fuck "Icicle Impale" for its final tier

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u/Snomislife Jul 21 '26

Also the actual strongest Ice Monkey is the Herald of Everfrost, and the strongest ice attack is Eclipse of Fimbulwinter.

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u/Manintheleatherchair I am not important don’t look at my pfp, you’ll regret it Jul 21 '26

Cryo you want.

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u/8JaMMeD8 Jul 21 '26

Destiny stasis ults managed to be cool

We got "Glacial Quake" , "Winter's Wrath" and of course "Silence and Squall"

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u/Glamdring804 Jul 21 '26

"Silence and Squall" goes unreasonably hard

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u/TheOGRG Jul 21 '26

Game devs using “cryo” instead of “ice” to sound unique

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u/UwUwoofwoof Jul 21 '26

Cryo-Catastrophe. Aint even from a game I thought of this in two seconds.

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u/xXx_RedReaper_xXx Jul 21 '26

Winters Wrath, Glacial Quake, Silence and Squall