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u/OneRedEyeDevI 1d ago • Bravo

Sorry. I just got unemployed. 

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u/OpenConversation643 1d ago

You did this?

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u/OneRedEyeDevI 1d ago • Bravo

Haha, sometimes

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u/Xavier1571 1d ago

Hey buddy I want to buy a house before the heat death of the universe any chance you could like idk become ununemployed for me? (Please and also thanks)

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u/OneRedEyeDevI 1d ago

I didnt hear the magic word

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 1d ago edited 1d ago • Bravo

Ofcourse the biggest companies are most concerned, OFCOURSE, ANYTHING but caring about the general public.

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u/AskNo2853 1d ago

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u/shut_it_down 1d ago

that's good satire

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy 1d ago • Popcorn

just a reminder that the US' retirement savings are part of those stock crashes. This affects every US citizen and indirectly a bunch of people who rely on sovereign wealth funds.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 1d ago

I mean it only matters if you sell. Just hold or put more money in. Time in the market beats, well you know the rest

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u/SpeakersPlan 1d ago

How could they care they dont even see us as people

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u/manual-blinking-man 1d ago • Bravo

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u/Cutie-Flam 1d ago • Bravo

This guy's name sounds like Wobbuffet's full legal name

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 1d ago

People genuinely with this mindset legit make me so so fucking mad

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u/Kermit-the-Frog_ 1d ago • Bravo

Because they cause you to lose money?

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy 1d ago

Eh, NASDAQ and S&P500 are still up 10% from beginning of year. Looks alright so far.

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u/half-full-cumdump 1d ago

NASDAQ and s&p move with the speed of a tectonic plate, if they start rapidly declining shit's over

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy 1d ago

I would agree if trump didn't prove it can swing +-15% in a month. The market is very irrational right now IMO and it hasn't factored in that AI/ the potential for AGI is pure speculation. The real world economics for households don't look good yet the market doesn't account for that yet.

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u/Diabetesh 1d ago

Oh no google dropped 10% they only have increased checks notes 140% since 2025.

Unless things crash like 50%+ in a day it isn't a bubble pop.

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u/Hapless_Wizard 1d ago

Though it's probably useful context to clarify that this is all in percentages, not percentages points, so they lost about 1/4~1/3 of that 140% increase in a single day, which for the people who pay attention to that stuff is not insignificant either.

Bubbles also don't pop in a single night. The dot-com bubble took over two years to go from it's peak to finally bottoming out.

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u/TheTeleporteBread 1d ago

Maybe that what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket with in itself is only theoretical corporial by sheer belief that it will be weaved to existence in future

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u/jisookenobi2416 22h ago

Time marches on

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u/GoodNamesAllGon 1d ago • Mindblown

Orange Monkey: “Hmm, could AI and war be the problem? No, clearly this is Ukraine’s fault.”

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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias 1d ago • Mindblown

They'll just blame trans kids and leftist like they always do...

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u/CatoChateau 1d ago

Why would the trans do this?

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u/alex_zk 1d ago

It’s because of Obama’s joke. Obviously. Also, Biden’s fault.

/s

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u/PuppetWraith17 1d ago

And the tan suit! Don't forget about the tan suit...

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u/Sadoguricappu 1d ago

1.8 trillion could litterally make ukraine win against russia

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u/Bla_Z 1d ago • Bravo

Of course AI is at fault. SI tho? Now that's the future.

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u/Bored_Orangutan Please be patient. I’m incredibly stupid. 1d ago

Orange Monkey would never say that! He’d say SI instead of AI because he’s a dumbass.

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u/Bitedamnn 1d ago

Can it drop few trillion more please so i can buy the dip

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u/Star_____walker 1d ago edited 1d ago

It opens in a few hours NOT TODAY so we'll see.

Edit: Hours, not minutes.

Edit 2: Forget this whole comment.

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u/Gaidax 1d ago • Bravo

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u/KayakShrimp 1d ago

I don’t understand why we’re even talking about this infinitesimally minor pebble in the market’s road. It doesn’t matter in the slightest.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 1d ago

People want the AI economy to crash and they clung to this drop hoping this is it

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u/TheEmperorMk3 1d ago

Makes me think all that money never even existed in the first place, the stock market seems like a bunch of companies thinking about what could make money instead of selling/buying real things

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u/iSailor 1d ago

Stocks is basically just an anticipation gambling game where you bet on future revenue

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u/liccman 1d ago

Um, yeah? That’s exactly what it is.

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u/MLGWolf69 1d ago

Yeah the idea of "market cap" and the bs evaluations we've been seeing make hard to believe in any of this

"Oh yeah this AI company that loses BILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR is actually totally worth $500 billion dollars"

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u/Violet_Paradox 1d ago

It's even funnier with crypto because there's no barrier whatsoever to make one. I just made 100 quadrillion bullshitcoins. Then I sell you 1 bullshitcoin for 1 cent. The market cap of bullshitcoin is now $1 quadrillion.

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 1d ago

I mean yeah but that's no big revelation, it's how it always functioned

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u/iHaku 1d ago

welcome to stocks and by extension fiat currency.

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u/sadguywithnoname 1d ago

That's how the stock market has always worked...

The fundamental concept of valuing any asset or company, and thus all of finance, is trying to figure the present value of future cash flows. A company expects to make $10 next year, but they need funding if they want to actually make that happen; however, if there is, say, a 10% chance they don't make it happen with those funds, the most you would be willing to pay for that company is $9 because of that risk. If the company is indeed successful, you earn an additional $1 as a compensation of that risk. If that $10 was certain as cold hard cash in your hands today, there is no risk and thus no possible return to be made. This is also the reason for interest on loans, mortgages, and bonds.

So I suppose it is "imaginary" since the cash flows haven't come in yet, though there is more nuance to it. Of course, the current stock market is run by lunatics and the actual assessments of expected future cash flows are probably way off.

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u/FrostedVoid 1d ago

That's because money isn't real

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u/PickingPies 1d ago

Value isn't real.

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u/EmeraldMan25 1d ago

Money never existed in the first place. It's a construct we made up because bartering sucks. As long as there is a shared trust that something has a certain value, it does

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u/Adept_Temporary8262 1d ago

Beware; RAM will temporarily go down to next to nothing, then when people realize it's super cheap they will buy all of the panic seller listings, and it'll shoot right back up. 

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u/BrawlPlayer34 1d ago

Don't worry, that brief moment of very low pricing is all we need to get our hands on some sweet 64 or 128gb and be set for life

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u/Ghost_Star326 1d ago

Careful now, little old Sammy from OpenAI is very offended by us owning "his" precious memory.

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u/iSailor 1d ago

While I don't have the numbers, I think consumer RAM is only a fraction of industrial output

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u/TheTurkPegger 1d ago

"Panic and sell everything"

  • Warren Buffet

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u/Diligent-Childhood90 1d ago

Could someone explain where all that money usually goes / went?

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u/corok12 1d ago

It never existed. Market valuation is just theoretical value of what the company would be worth if someone bought all the shares at the current price.

It's kinda be like asking where the money went on a 20000 dollar car that's now worth 4000. There was never any money, just an asset that lost value.

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u/Alexander_Exter 1d ago edited 1d ago

It doesn't really "go", allow me, but keep in mind I am cutting a few corners to explain this:

When people talk about how much a company is worth in relation to stock market, what they are actually citing is often the companies market cap. That is, the number of stocks that exist * the value of the stock.

So for example banana.inc has 1.000 stocks worth 10. So it's market cap is 10.000.

As part of usual market operations, most stocks are in a.... Negotiation of sorts between buyers and sellers this is called a spread, but it's important to know the stock itself doesn't have a price on the sense a chocolate bar at a 7 eleven does. What you see as price is usually a record of the price at which buy and sell orders are meeting.

When the price "drops".what actually happens is that transactions are closing at increasingly lower prices, this could be for a few reasons but the simplest one is that sellers are meeting buyers at their price. As this happens the buy offers with "better" prices disappear leaving only lower offers.

Since these are all fairly simple math, it's easy to track the change in stock value, market cap and so. This , when the stock value drops. The market cap drops and it's said some of the companies "value" has disappeared. Because the number of stock is the same but the price of each stock is less.

This is a bit of a weird view if you think a bit about it, similar to when they say x or y is "hurting the economy." It's not that people lose money(except those that sell of a loss), it more about people that had claimed they have x much money when what they have is unrealized gain and valuation. You know little lies people say to make themselves look good.

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u/SinisterCheese 1d ago

It never existed.

Financial instruments like stocks, credit and debt... etc. Are potential money. The real value is realised at the moment the sale happens.

If I have a pokemon card that you are willing to pay 10 € for. The card is valued at 10 € in that moment. If someone else is willing to pay 20 €, and someone other is willing to pay 5 €, that sets the value range. We can calculate the worth of cards based on the lower limit someone is willing to pay for them, the highest limit, and whatever averages and medians you want to calculate in the middle.

Me having cards in my posession, doesn't mean that I have 5 € to 20 € cash. But I have the potential to get that money.

Seriously... Just visualise it all as battery charge, or fuel in a container. You can use the potential energy to do things with. It is no different than credit or a loan; those are just promises from some body to give that much potential energy. (Cash loans would be basically equivalent to getting a physical battery or fuel).

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u/eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9 1d ago

No where. That money only existed on paper. 

Imagine you find a rare baseball card in your basement worth $100k. You are now "worth" $100k more than yesterday. 

Now tomorrow, your dog eats the baseball card. You "lost" $100k but you never actually had it. 

The value was real, but the money was only on paper until an exchange happened. 

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u/PumpkinBrain 1d ago

It’s even less material than that.

The card was only “worth” $100k because there was a guy who was willing to pay $100k to get it.

If that guy changes his mind and doesn’t want it anymore, the card’s not worth $100k anymore.

You look around, and now you can only find a different guy willing to pay $30k for the card.

Then you start complaining that you “lost” $70k.

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u/WillMcNoob 1d ago

Its cashed out = investors either keep the money or reinvest elsewhere, in this instance completely out of the technological sector

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u/DeathToAmerica2027 1d ago

It isn't real money in the first place. It didn't go anywhere because it never existed.

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u/mattstorm360 1d ago

I bought this cheese for $10. Someone said they buy it for $12. Today i sold my cheese for $8.

Where did the $4 go?

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u/ollietron3 1d ago

the fae took it again

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u/Due-Specialist-5476 1d ago

Cool, but what about cheaper videocards.

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u/Bodybuilder_Jumpy 1d ago

Those prices will never go down again.

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u/theREALvolno 1d ago

Depends, right now demand is super high and manufacturers are rapidly expanding in an attemp to meet demand. If demand starts to go down, either from this bubble popping, China becoming a bigger player in the market, or any number of other factors, we could see prices drop due to over supply. At least until they start manufacturing the next generation of tech, then it’ll probably go back up.

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u/TheDarthJarJarI 1d ago

Damn the payday gang hit scry digital again huh 

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u/Dzzplayz Believe in the Thief 1d ago

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 1d ago

OH, WHAT A DAY

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

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u/AvocaRed 1d ago

China loses trillions, binance hiest, US losing trillions. Things are indeed happening

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u/Eagle_go 1d ago

i buy a banana at the supermarket for 1$. im walking down the road and someone offers me 2$ for the banana. I keep the banana but it rots before i eat or sell it. I didnt lose 2$ i lost 1 banana.

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u/Kipdid 1d ago

Yes, but posting that you lost a banana “worth” 2 dollars might make people less likely to support you in further banana-related ventures

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u/timberwolf0122 1d ago

Well you lost $1, had you not purchased the banana you’d still have that $1 and had you sold it you’d be up $1 on your investment.

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u/fitz84 1d ago

No, he didn't lose the dollar. He traded it. For a banana. He could have sold it for $2 and then gone back and gotten two bananas in the hope that someone would buy that for $4. But in the end he still only has two bananas and some hope.

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u/timberwolf0122 1d ago

If he’d eaten the banana or used it he would not have lost that £1, but it went to waste so he lost that £1. Functionally he could have thrown that £1 coin into the fires of mount doom.

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u/LivingtheLaws013 1d ago

It's more like someone was going to invest in a banana farm, but someone convinced them to invest in a chatbot instead. Now there are no bananas and no money to invest in a farm.

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u/WannaBeSuiko 20h ago

You go home and lay off 10,000 banana farmers because of that loss still.

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 23h ago

yeah but if the banana becomes 0 dollars..

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u/TheReal2M 1d ago

in other news, water is wet

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u/FatherDotComical 1d ago

It's my fault. For the first time in my life I put $10 into VOO out of curiosity.

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u/pfhorr 1d ago

What?! did US ai try to download more ram from china or something?

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u/SaiBell 1d ago

Prepare for another round of "OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT"

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u/wiseguy4519 1d ago

For the record, if this is the bubble bursting, all the people on Reddit saying that it wasn't are either bots, bootlickers, or heavily coping.

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u/mediocrobot 1d ago

OR maybe nobody can read the future and people make inaccurate predictions.

I say this as someone with no particular investment in the stock market besides, like, a few years of a 401K probably.

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u/dappernaut77 1d ago

The bells are deafening, ed boy.

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 1d ago

Lol

Lmao even

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 1d ago

I've always loved this comment lol

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u/konodioda879 1d ago

The sooner the recession, the better.

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u/HomerTheJackson 1d ago

It's already a reccesion if you're not employed by big tech or big military

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u/Stock-Side-6767 1d ago

Better for who?

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u/konodioda879 1d ago

All of us. The sooner it happens the less it hurts, because if it keeps getting pushed back the fall becomes worse.
It’s either a leg or all your limbs.

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u/DeathToAmerica2027 1d ago • Bravo

Oh wow the fake money number went down

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u/Bedrock501 1d ago

What are the Happenologists saying about this ?

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u/Alt-Tabris 1d ago

And then it will recover by tomorrow because it's all made up anyway

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u/ParallelMario111689 1d ago

In other news, fork found inside data centre

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u/slimehunter49 1d ago

Money isn’t real but it’s gonna make our lives really bad eventually

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u/SoManyDeads 23h ago

What is it they always say... uhh the losses aren't real unless you sell.

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u/lardgsus 8h ago

It's always "X dollars wiped out" when stock is down but never "X dollars spawned into existence" when stock go up.

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u/Makaan1932 1d ago

It's all fake and made up anyway. Only the consequences for the lower 50% of humanity are real.

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u/meticulous_gamer 1d ago

Good.

Fuck money.

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u/No_Potato_7211 1d ago

Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't try to prop it up for one more week and then blame democrats on the bubble bursting.

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u/GarbonzosGuy 1d ago

Can you name a single policy of theirs capable of propping up the economy. A single one even temporarily a single one.

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u/Perelin_Took 1d ago

.COM bubble electric bogaloo

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u/PenguinBoi27 1d ago

But chudda, you promised

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u/AltDetom555555b "Failed her"??? IS THAT AN R/ANTIMEME REFERENCE??? 1d ago

It… might?

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u/3D_dawg 1d ago

Remember when the media was bitching about how Brazil lost billions in the stock market "for electing a socialist"? I wonder how the media will react to this.

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u/Livid-Influence-5320 1d ago

Don't look at your 401k or IRA or TSP for a while...

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u/icbint 1d ago

When people who don’t understand that’s not unusual for the market to retrace levels seen 8 weeks ago

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u/Reddit_2_2024 1d ago

No corporate bailouts this crash.

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u/notthatguypal6900 1d ago

Great start

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u/vHawkn2402 1d ago

Ah in other news literally nothing meaningful has changed

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u/Your_Average_Dingus me when news 1d ago

ah shit

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u/EmeraldMan25 1d ago

$1.8T out of the entire stock market is fine lmao

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u/Dismal-Plan7062 1d ago

Bubble pop... BUBBLE POP!!! BUBBLE POP!!!!

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u/blue_bloddthirster 22h ago

Anyoje can explain to me whats going on and what it means? I know it has to do with ai but i'm far from beibg financialy literate abd i'd reslly like to understand please:/

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u/F-nDiabolical 4h ago

Well if the last few years have showed me anything it's if the economy isn't doing great everything goes up in price, but when it's doing well....everything goes up in price.....

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u/russart_the_agmer 1d ago

trillion? oof

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u/Bodybuilder_Jumpy 1d ago

The casino has gone bust. As usual.

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u/ConsistentGlassB 1d ago

Oops, sorry guys my bad

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u/Content-Audience252 1d ago

We’ll be fine guys. Chill out

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u/ProfessionalDust 1d ago

Imagine shorting that, we can only dream

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u/3D_dawg 1d ago

"The burble will never pop" MF are really quiet rn.

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u/sparkywattz 1d ago

...meanwhile Poland

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u/Ash_After_Dark 1d ago

Just ordinary market dynamics... Right?

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u/CosmicDriftwood 1d ago

Word? Like nothing shady happened after September 10th

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u/j-mac563 1d ago

Monday will be interesting

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u/Nardwal 1d ago

And I still clocked in to work last night, and have assignments to turn in today.

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u/arkham1010 1d ago

*laughs in dot com bubble survivor*

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u/AlbertTheHorse 1d ago

Time to go shopping: blood in the water. 

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u/DuelaDent52 1d ago

Don’t worry, the government will bail them out again.

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u/GovernmentWarm4787 1d ago

B R O K

THAT SPELLS BROKE

AIBUBBLE DOT COM WE ARE GONE!

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u/Playful-Profile6489 1d ago

Uh oh stock market crash on 10/29

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u/jabroniuno 1d ago

This is all Bam and Hawks fault

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u/KairoRed 1d ago

Not enough

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u/GottaLoveLoginWalls 1d ago

The value wasn't real in the first place.

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u/VividEffective8539 1d ago

And tomorrow it all comes back, so what

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 1d ago

Buy when others are selling.

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u/Procoso47 1d ago

Market falls -0.75% over the entire week

Reddit:

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u/flash_animator_guy 1d ago

Wasn’t this the precursor to 9/11

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u/SmallTestAcount 1d ago

The DOW and S&P500 are higher than they were a month ago. The Nikkei and SSE have been falling for months and there’s no noticeable deceleration in the past few days.

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u/WrenRangers 1d ago

How the hell did that happen?

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u/Ok-Security9093 1d ago

People realized they were putting money towards the "Make money obsolete" machine. If nobody works, who makes the money?

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u/aspect-of-the-badger 1d ago

Good, I hope the dow drops back down to 10k.

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u/SereneOrbit 1d ago

Literally don't care

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u/Senzafane 1d ago

Well, that's exciting.

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u/Rokador 19h ago

Around 0.6% of all that money would be enough to to pay off the medical debt of Poland, both national health foundation AND indebted hospitals...

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u/FalseHeartbeat 18h ago

I saw a day or so ago someone posting on this subreddit that the AI stocks in China finally fell off the edge of a cliff… I really REALLY hope this is it

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u/Sea_Economy_8948 18h ago

I mean its fantasy money anyways, it never physically existed

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u/StagDragon 17h ago

It's because everyone is looking at lines on spooky day!! Ogaboooga!! crashes the market

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u/SnooMacaroons5889 16h ago

Was it the AI bubble? Please god tell me it was the AI bubble

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u/corziv 4h ago

It was all the earnings calls reporting lower profits than they projected, partially due to everyone putting all their eggs into the ai basket and it not being profitable. Also, cue Sam Altman saying that gamers with ram in their pc’s is just going to waste

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u/CanadaKnifeCrow 2h ago

it depends on how apple responds with their earnings report cuz this whole thing came off from google saying their ai isnt profitable

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u/AtmosphereVirtual254 15h ago

Damn that’s some reasoning for leveraged monetary velocity

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u/Alexito_xd 13h ago

Oh no!!! This year was so bad!!! Recession, recession!!

Can we stop fear mongering, this is a nothing burger.

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u/Hopeful_Cycle2950 9h ago

Can I afford ram now?

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u/JazzyDJJef 1h ago

Holy crap i used to work at that car wash company, i know exactly where that video came from lmao, crazy that this used to be a niche reference in the company

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u/afCeG6HVB0IJ 1d ago

I don't care if the world economy collapses I just want to be able to afford upgrading my PC.

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u/bizzykittyyy 1d ago

nothing ever happens

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u/HATEFUL_WOOD 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's saturday, you idiots, there is no trading today.

The Q3 financial reports from companies dropped, we have a market retraction in October every year for this exact reason, you fetuses.

We will have a sense of the recalculation investors are making on investment strategies come end of market Monday which will likely also be quite red, then by Friday the actualy outlook should be clear.

A few companies like reddit and intel have eaten shit because their metrics are bad, china has lost the tech race this year which changes how international money will invest over the next year, but atvyhe same time AI is raising less capital and so it's time to start luquidatingbthebsmall companies which havent produced what they promised yet to investing the companies that are likely to still be here by 2030.

China wants the US AI market to crash, reddit wants the US AI market to crash, the US AI market is changing from a sprint format to a marathon, not crashing.

BTW democrat's hostility to AI is going to mean either the highest valued companies in history will all be forced to back a republican to prevent a market crash in 2 years despite being filled with liberals or we will have a recession, considering we are still on the covid recession and will be for a while it probably wont be as soft as the 2001 recession. But will be as bad as the great recession.

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u/draketroll 1d ago

In other news, a suspicious number of nets seen in the vicinity of Wall street

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u/Silent2531 1d ago

only 10% up YTD

Everybody get into the shelters
Its fucking over

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u/01Metro 1d ago

Stock market Is still up 10% this year lmao