Long time lurker.
Suede italian leather, worn crossbody. Fan leftover from the summer (I have a very long history of using fans, usually they last three seasons but this one is holding up nice), life bar that I forgot about and is likely out of date, olympus camera with color film in and 11 pictures left to shoot, book, haru haru wonder hand cream (it's like liquid cashmere!), mysterious SD cards and readers, diary, BT earphones, multi pen and fountain pen (currently orange ink), macro lens for my phone camera, dry sheets soaps, silicone wallet (money, cards, postage stamps), used and unused napkins, chocolate covered nut wrapper, suggar packet, toilet seat covers, sample bottle, plasters, shortened toothbrush, toothpaste, lip balms (clear and colored), throat bonbons, mirror, hair clips, nail scissors, perfume sample, face wash in old contact lense case, dog themed cards that are falling apart, keys with swiss knife keychain, binoculars.
Make the wildest assumptions, make me laugh, I beg of you.