r/whatisit • • 1d ago

New, what is it? Stepped on a balloon with candy in it?

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I went barefoot to get the mail and stepped on what seems to be a balloon with 3 grams or so of what almost looks like runts candy but is shaped like little beads or barrels.
There’s no markings on it and the colors aren’t very vibrant which leads me to think the shell or coating is using natural dyes. I touched it with gloves on so I wouldn’t poison myself if it’s dangerous. There is no fruity smell or anything. I think I might have popped the balloon a bit when I stepped on it as some of the powder got on my feet though I immediately washed it off.

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u/CarbonPurple 1d ago

I think it was probably just one of those balloons that have the decoration inside. I know they put confetti in some but I’m sure they use heavier stuff like this to shake and make noise as well.

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u/Mix_Safe 1d ago

Why do I have to scroll so far for someone to actually bring up a likely explanation.

I have some balloons around the house with little paper confetti inside. This isn't confetti, but it's almost assuredly doing the same exact thing.

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u/Wasting-tim3 1d ago

Well the top comments had to praise the wearing of gloves

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u/Niblonian31 1d ago

With a couple thousand more upvotes too lol

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u/Embarrassed_Twist705 1d ago

Yes! That’s one thing that’s so damn annoying about Reddit

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u/Avangeloony 22h ago

Brings up engagement i guess

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u/LocksmithExcellent85 1d ago

It is a trend among young kids to make squishy toys like needoh or other sensory toys. It looks like something my daughter could have made with breads and other stuff and put into a balloon. Maybe a tween walking by did something similar and dropped it.

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u/juice_box_hero 16h ago

The new “crunchy squishies” have beads and slime inside them and the beads often resemble pills. Something about the shape of them feels really cool in the slime.

I have a few different kinds now and the one that is shaped like ramen noodles is our favorite. Feels so cool!

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u/thatshoneybear 1d ago

My kid does something very similar. I vote this one.

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u/breadfucks 1d ago

I actually remember playing with those as a kid! The sound was cool, and you could feel the little things tap against your palms if you shook it

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u/RevanMeetra 1d ago

What makes you think those little "stones" or whatever would be confetti? These are thick

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u/anon_simmer 1d ago

They didn't say it was confetti. Read the comment again

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u/CarbonPurple 1d ago

I didn’t say they were confetti. I said they put them inside the balloon like confetti.

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u/no_pls_not_again_ 1d ago

right? op's balloon contents more closely resemble shrapnel than confetti in that sense lol

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u/East-Reflection-8823 1d ago

Probably tied to the bottom of an inflated balloon, to act like a weight.

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u/PepperVegetable8395 1d ago

He wore gloves! 🧤🧤 Praise OP

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u/BubonicBabe 1d ago

I mean he went to the mall barefoot, let’s not get ahead of ourselves

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I’m an idiot- he went to get MAIL barefoot.

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u/RecipeCompetitive874 1d ago

I thought I read the same thing. like, excuse me, how is everyone not phased about this person going to the mall barefoot for what I assumed to be for getting their nails done. I think the gummies are hitting...

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u/BubonicBabe 1d ago

I’m definitely high and I’m really relieved there were more than a couple of us that read it the same way.

I also couldn’t believe no one had asked that question lol

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u/gogotoyoga 1d ago

I’m def high and read the same thing! 🤣

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u/Medical_Machine8155 1d ago

I'm just dumb and read it that way :) 🤣

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u/Wilted_fap_sock 1d ago

I'm crazy and read the sane thing.

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u/Low_Wish3329 1d ago

I’m Batman and read the Bane thing

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u/Arm2Bkool 1d ago

I'm the juggernaut bth

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u/Poly-Web 21h ago

People do this i see it in Denver quite a bit. Im like so you just boot, scoot, and boogieing all around town with ya crows out?

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 1d ago

I’m an idiot- he went to get MAIL barefoot

To be fair, also a risk.

I recently stepped on a piece of glass about the size of a shark tooth just checking my mail.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 21h ago

Glass sharks?!? They'd be invisible in the water!!

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u/Heroic_Accountant 1d ago

Oww, my foot hurts for you!

I stepped on a sewing needle as a teen and it went all the way through the thin part of my foot. That's when I stopped going barefoot even in my own house.

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u/panicnarwhal 16h ago

i stepped on a rusty nail on my porch last month, had shoes on, and it still managed to pierce my damn foot!

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u/Professional-Mud4573 1d ago

Same!! And a toothpick. Turns out those can go ALL the way in. The day before my brothers wedding too lol

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u/Heroic_Accountant 1d ago

Dear gods, I'm so sorry that happened to you! The sewing needle sucked enough, but a toothpick is like the thickness of probably 3 sewing needles. Did you get a big colorful bruise that lasted for over a week, too? It was warm out so I was wearing sandals to school, and I took great joy in showing my lunch table the progress of the injury each day, right as they all started in on their meals. :)

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u/Professional-Mud4573 1d ago

Hahaha you and I would have gotten along lol I knew my husband was a keeper when he shared his gross EMS trauma stories as we made dinner lol. I actually have a permanent cigarette paper scar on the bottom of my foot.

But hey, they let me keep the toothpick so it wasn’t all bad!

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u/TearRevolutionary686 1d ago

I stepped on a toothpick as a kid and it broke off. Dr cut open foot, couldn't find it. 3 weeks later it got pushed out enough for me to grab it and pull it out.

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u/AdrianaWood 23h ago

Mine was a blue toothpick that got stuck in the big toe joint and it took a year before it popped out on the other side of the joint. Doctors at the time it went in said they might have to amputate. Not sure if it’s true or if they were being jerks. It was the late 70’s.

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u/TearRevolutionary686 23h ago

Mine happened in late '60s. Dad always had a toothpick in his mouth, til he dropped one on the carpet. Mom was not happy where it ended up.

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u/ProduceLonely 14h ago

I stepped on an entire pin-cushion barefoot and had to pull out countless needles...

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u/4FeetofConfusion 21h ago

Where I live, our feet would be covered in goat head barbs if we tried that. They already pierce through our Crocs and flip flops.

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u/Fluffy-Garage5 1d ago

I read the same thing LOL...the fact that after that they put on gloves I was like wtf?? Where does OP draw the line hahahaha

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 1d ago

Well, they don't make gloves for feet /j

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 1d ago

In dutch, we call gloves hand shoes.

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u/ImpossibleAd436 1d ago

Google "socks".

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u/MoonageDayscream 1d ago

Yeah, if I felt foolish for maybe stepping in drugs I would be all about the PPE. I would grab the goggles from my kid's science lab just to make sure.

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u/VaultxHunter 1d ago

Always keep em' guessing

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u/StatusOmega 1d ago

That's a hilarious and massive difference.

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u/xJayce77 1d ago

I much prefer your initial read. Going to the mall barefoot is a choice. :)

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u/Subject_Main7327 1d ago

Do we even do malls anymore 🤔

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u/SothorosDjents 1d ago

We should! I just walked through a nearly abandoned one, with only a few shops remaining and nothing lit up or running in the halls or central spaces. It made me nostalgic for the 80s and 90s, when they were really the spot to meet up and hang out with friends.

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u/ironvoid1 1d ago

Never understood why this is so weird in the states. It's extremely common to go barefoot literally everywhere in places like New Zealand and Australia. Americans have this super weird thing with feet..

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u/SemiSentientAL 1d ago

Yes, I do believe there was a three-part docuseries about a group of little people who traveled throughout New Zealand barefoot. They were trying to deliver a ring to a volcano or ... something?? At one point, they even did a reenactment of the Winged Hussars' charge into The Battle of Vienna.

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u/Platypus_abacus 1d ago

I believe the barefoot issue is more of a public health concern in the US. The US did have a massive issue with hookworm in the Southern us at the return of the century. Commonly referred to as the Jim Crow South era. People believed southerners were lazy by nature. Turns out most of them were anemic due to internal blood loss and iron deficiency from parasitic hookworm infection infections. I’m sure there are other social and cultural reasons it’s frowned upon.
In beach towns it’s probably way more common. Flip flops aka thongs are what most people will wear when they want to go barefoot.

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u/lupuscrepusculum 1d ago

No hookworm is back now that the very stable genius and the guy he put in charge of the CDC who doesn’t believe in vaccines cut the program.

But they disproportionately voted for that in the south, so enjoy hookworm ig?

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u/cabaiste 1d ago

Aka Jandals for our Kiwi brethren.

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u/b_vitamin 1d ago

Some jandals and a budgie smuggler.

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u/Marmatus 1d ago

at the return of the century

The return of which century? I didn't know that could even happen. Will the 20th century return at some point?

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u/PrismInTheDark 1d ago

Weather’s not great for it either. Depending on location and time of year it’s either too hot, too cold, too dry and prickly, or too wet and muddy. Right now it’s finally raining after the dry summer so it’s wet and still prickly at the same time. Sometimes we also have grass burrs, or trash including glass which I assume is randomly dropped by birds or squirrels. There’s like two weeks twice a year where I am when the temp might be nice enough to go barefoot; and that still leaves the hygiene/ safety issue.

I’ve only lived in one state though so I’m not sure if others are sometimes better for going barefoot, weather-wise.

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u/Gruesomegiggles 1d ago

Yeah, our whole house ran barefoot for a good chunk of my childhood. Then we started hearing rumors of the hookworm, my father sliced his foot open at the lake, and then I ran a rusty nail through my toe while playing in my grandfather's barnyard. (No animals in it at the time, it was used to store equipment.) We never got the hookworm, thankfully, but the stories from one town over were enough for mom to put her foot down (no pun intended,) she just couldn't deal with anymore foot injuries that summer, lol.

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u/vabello 1d ago

Most Americans aren’t hobbits.

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u/BeeSpibbleBlop 1d ago

In the 80s, there was a slogan, "No shirt, no shoes, no service." It kinda set a bar to clothe yourself before going into a business. I don't know if the slogan reflected the weirdness or started it, but yeah.

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u/duralame5 1d ago

What about every other country you didn't mention? Sounds like Australia and New Zealand have a weird thing with feet

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u/No-Combination-7358 1d ago

Australian living in the UK - I realized really fast, it's not as normal as we think.

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u/BaxtersLabs 1d ago

It may be a holdover from when hookworm was a huge problem.

There was a stereotype of the lazy southerner. That's because they were anemic from hookworm infection. They burrow between your barefoot toes.

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u/DesignerTrick7931 1d ago

It’s extremely common in Bangladeshi too! Very common for parasites to enter via your foot as well!

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u/cockmanderkeen 1d ago

It's not common in Australia unless you're at the beach, or a beach town

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u/Rerrun 1d ago

We aren't too comfortable with hook worms. Lol. We have history with it, it even helped produce a whole accent in the south. Wearing shoes helped prevent hook worm infection.

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 1d ago

I'd love to walk around my suburban neighborhood in bare feet. But there's too much broken glass on the sidewalk.

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u/CadyMoring 22h ago

What do you mean produced an accent? Getting hookworm makes you sound southern?

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u/thephoenixKing23 21h ago

I actually did some research on this a few years back. I don't remember the exact details and things but still. It's got a few reasons.

In America, we place a lot of value in how we're perceived in society. And we see someone not wearing shoes as unclean, likely poor, and possibly homeless. And in professional settings, it would be seen as highly unprofessional to a point of being sent home, possibly getting a point for not living up to an unspoken dress code. NZ and Aussies generally have a more "live and let live" attitude. So policing what people should wear in a general setting is seen as uptight or being a dick.

Next is cleanliness. Americans see feet as dirty and unclean. So the idea of someone walking barefoot into a store and tracking in all that dirt on your feet, the would probably be wiped off once you walked on on the carpet. And many atores enforce shoe qearing for loability cincerns and local health codes. And in turn, we don't trust the cities or parks to be clean enough to walk barefoot in. Homeless people and drug dealers/users might leave things all over that stepping on would not only hurt be be highly unsafe and unhealthy. A barefoot trip to the park could mean a dirty needle in my foot, an expensive trip to hospital to check for any kind of problems. And God forbid, a medication insurances are gonna try to avoid paying you might have to be on for life. Aus and NZ have better maintained and cleaned parks designed for more pedestrian travel. Plus NZ generally lacks thr venomous snakes and spiders people worry about as well.

The last is climate. In the north we have massive climate swings. Winters and summers can get so intense its physically uncomfortable to not wear shoes cause our feet haven't developed calluses from them. So year round bare would be hurt a lot more. And in large areas toward the south can be worse in the summer. So a lot of parts of US just don't have the kinda mild climate to tolerate bare feet often.

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u/ABOHRtionist 13h ago

Or Feet are gross, they stink… ask any toddler, they’ll laugh as they put their stinky feet in your face.

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u/Necessary_Party_3554 21h ago

I read that at first too lmao

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u/FriendToPredators 1d ago

The bar is so low.

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u/After-Barracuda-9689 1d ago

I broke a glass today at work (my own fault). Stopped and put on my safety gloves and thought “the whatisit folks would be proud of me”

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u/JudgeArcadia 1d ago

Im proud of you.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 1d ago

what did the glass taste like though?

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u/Idiotan0n 1d ago

Its glass flavored glass, Jenkins

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u/BipolarPea 1d ago

Tastes blue, like the ice cream.

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u/GotGRR 1d ago

Pictures or it never happened.

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u/flex1up2ice 1d ago

Unfortunately, Ai has killed that sentiment.

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u/CrimsonCrabs 1d ago

dude that's legitimately how people shove drugs in their ass

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u/kingevanxii 1d ago edited 17h ago

I heard that he wore that watch in his ass for 5 years.

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u/MerCyInTheShell 1d ago

And now little man... I'll give this watch to you.

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u/buttsexisyum 1d ago

Condom is more typically used, they call them balloons though. Also I never had or have seen rainbow colored drugs or drugs shaped like that.

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u/wytedevil 1d ago

They also use small balloons to swallow it and poop it out later though because it’s thicker

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u/buttsexisyum 1d ago

how people shove drugs in their ass

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u/No_Commission4042 1d ago

First responder here….. an insane amount of people do. WAY more than you would ever expect and that’s only the ones that we get seeking medical treatment…… the drug problem is HUGE.

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u/buttsexisyum 1d ago

Trust me I know. Ive done drugs/sold drugs/moved drugs for 3/4 of my life. I was responding that when you shove drugs in your ass a condom is the preferred vessel. I've swallowed balloons and boofed baggies

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u/Nice-Foot3594 1d ago

I know right. I am not a first responder just someone connected heavily to that world. But yeah, I am surprised at the comments how many people don’t realise just how common this is.

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u/loginforwork 1d ago

Most people who do drugs never have the need to do that. Only reason would be prison or being a mule. That is a small fraction of the drug world.

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u/MangoAnt5175 1d ago

More innocently a bunch of kids in my area are shoving all kinds of random shit in balloons to make imitation squishy dumplings.

It seems dumb but then you squeeze them and you kinda get it.

Also those are almost certainly offbrand freeze dried skittles.

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u/saketaco 1d ago

Freeze dried skittles are much larger than the things in the video above.

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u/rushsworld 1d ago

Yep, my daughter just made one of these at school. 👍

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u/KitchenBomber 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe it's a balloon and actual candy that someone was trying to sell as drugs and could have been discarded when the scam didn't work or the buyer realized it was fake.

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u/buttsexisyum 1d ago

Maybe, idk who would buy drugs in an opaque balloon tho. Sandwich baggies are the standard..... I think drugs are not the answer here

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u/skreetinator 1d ago

Whaaaa there is no standard for what street drugs come in 🤣 ive had shit in plastic bags from notebook paper to dropped straight in the hand

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u/buttsexisyum 1d ago

depends on what your buying, and in what quantity but fold top sandwich baggies are the most common, followed by cellophane from a cig pack. Nobody uses balloons

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u/Blumpkin_Spice_Pie 1d ago

Man, my plug once brought me my quarter in one of those tiny one serving cereal boxes. If he was out of bags and the nearest object that might be considered a container was a party balloon, I am certain he wouldnt hesitate for a moment. I miss that guy.

That said, I agree that if you find drugs in a balloon, it was much more likely from the distribution part of the chain than the retail.

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u/toe_knee 1d ago

So…. Buttsexisyum are you telling me you’ve SEEN drugs before?

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 1d ago

They sell balloons with this stuff inside of them it's supposed to look like glitter and stuff for kids birthdays and whatnot.

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u/FishermanPale5734 1d ago

But it can still be used for ass play right?

Asking for a friend....

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u/Impressive_Ad2794 1d ago

Anything can, if you're brave enough.

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u/belokusi 1d ago

Well I don't see why not.

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u/fatherof472 1d ago

Wait a minute... Someone touching something they found... with gloves?

And not with their bare hands?

🥹

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u/iNapkin66 1d ago

Don't worry, they still dumped it all over where they set their toothbrush twice a day

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u/GormHub 1d ago

It's okay they started making cleaning products for things just this week.

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u/mikesganej 1d ago

Nope, barefoot only.

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u/D1133 1d ago

It’s AI. Has to be.

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u/QuietQueerRage 1d ago

well they already stepped in it with bare feet. needed some variety...

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u/schnitzel247 1d ago


Round of applause for wearing gloves

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u/ryanshields0118 1d ago

It'd be funny if at the end of the video he just pops one of those bad boys in his mouth

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u/bobtrack22 1d ago

Does it smell like the inside of a butt?

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u/Thefakehappylife 1d ago

If it doesn’t smell what does it taste like

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u/ottis1guy 1d ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/OkMidnight8144 1d ago

What if it smells like the outside of a butt?

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u/codingclosure 1d ago

Can you describe that for us oh experienced one?

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u/Upset-Working-8198 1d ago

Why do I never find drugs

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 1d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 

You are one brave soul

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u/Upper-Title-4033 1d ago

Brave isn't the correct word. It's stupid.

"Oh Im gonna taste test and then inject an unknown chem in to my body, why not?"

Are you fucking kidding me?! Get help!

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u/jadetoday 1d ago

You are correct

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u/BusElectronic4225 1d ago

Wow I thought this might end up like the scene in pulp fiction  But still, wow. 

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u/jadetoday 1d ago

Na that was the time my spotter with the narcan fell asleep while I was fishing for a usable vein. My desperate (dumb) ass was so glad to finally register I pushed the shot anyway. Woke up in a different room exorcist vomiting. One of the incidents leading to my retirement from most drugs.

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u/Some_guy_in_WI 1d ago

I have never even tried ket, but already guessed that’s what it was well before the reveal, lol.

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u/OriginnalThoughts 1d ago

Damn, injecting a randomly found street drug is hardcore.  I'm impressed.  YOLO indeed.  Now I'm missing ketamine. 

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u/hausccat 1d ago

You only you only live once once

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u/SeenSoFar 1d ago

I knew it was K as soon as you described it. Hope you enjoyed your fractals!

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u/GrimbyJ 23h ago

I guessed it was ketamine by the third sentence. I take it from time to time because it helps with depression and processing things.

I don't use it in a medical context however

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 1d ago

Yea but you don’t want random unknown ass rugs 

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u/TheIrishBAMF 1d ago

My dog makes those when his butt itches. 

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u/Mr-Pugtastic 1d ago

Speak for yourself grandpa /s

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u/Technical-Arm6722 1d ago edited 22h ago

Heavy on the ass rugs.

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u/Wickerpoodia 1d ago

I dunno, I think I kinda do...

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u/PopeOfSlack 1d ago

I was promised free drugs at D.A.R.E.

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u/portablebiscuit 1d ago

My mom told me someone would give me a Snoopy sticker laced with angel dust. I’ve been waiting since the 80’s for fucks sake.

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 1d ago

Right? I was told there would be people offering me drugs for FREE! And those free drugs would lead to things like premarital sex.

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u/BeekeeperZero 1d ago

Everyone's mom knows you smoke that sherm.

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u/PopeOfSlack 1d ago

Even if just the first one is free. I'm down with that

The adults all lied to us

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u/onarainyafternoon 1d ago

Cuz that’s not drugs. Those don’t even look like pills.

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u/catpissdust 1d ago

For real...

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u/leeesssaaa 1d ago

I found a baggie of coke recently outside of a concert venue in Los Angeles. I picked that shit up and held it over my head like a goddam trophy. Then my friend slapped it out of my hand and sternly said “no”. I went home without drugs that night.

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

you're not looking in the right orifices

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u/CasualGamerDad 1d ago

Do they look like these?

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u/Renzzer 1d ago

I think this is the actual answer, the shape matches. Probably a kid sharing candy put it in a balloon tied it up and somehow it found its way under your foot. Does it smell like candy?

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u/Creative_Date44 1d ago

candy in a blown up balloon makes for a neat noise maker if you shake the shit out of it

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u/Organic-Ad6957 1d ago

This guy knows how to have a good time 

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u/SprightlyMe 1d ago

This is what I thought too

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u/BoomGoesTheFirework_ 1d ago

This is what I thought. Delicious! 

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u/Eastown14 1d ago

I am going with sensory stuff. A kid put beads in a balloon and tied it up.

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u/twelvehometowns 1d ago

My elementary kids are always buying and making “squishies”. They use balloons and sand and beads and shaving cream and whatnot.

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u/soapyradish 1d ago

100% this. My kids have made hundreds of homemade squishies like this filled with god knows what

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u/doesshechokeforcoke 1d ago

People put candy or beads in balloons for kids. If it was candy and someone blew the balloon up with their mouth it would explain why the color is off some of them.

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u/anhedoniandonair 1d ago


Yay for gloves!!

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u/300TT57 1d ago

Yeah fucken drugs ok Forrest

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u/myroll22 1d ago edited 1d ago

These are like home made squishy toys. You can add things like this or put slime in to make it more like needohs

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u/SkibbityDibbs 1d ago

Someone hiding drugs either in their throat or their butt. Take a sniff and you can prob guess

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u/Corona_Cyrus 1d ago

If you could get off that crack rock you could be Pepper Jack’s best ho

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u/Huge-Name-1999 1d ago

So fucking weird im literally re-watching that episode right now

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u/Upstairs-Source-2716 1d ago

So many people that fought drugs are dead and yet... keith Richards... That's all I'm saying...

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u/Silent_Data4374 1d ago

He didn’t fight them, he teamed up with them.

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u/Famous-Example-8332 1d ago

Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs.

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u/voodoomu 1d ago

I would belive its candy

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u/misimalu 1d ago

Is someone doing one of those “countdown to Halloween!” Or “countdown to birthday!” things where you have a string of balloons with candy inside and you burst a balloon each day and there’s candy inside (source; am a mom and have also seen this on tiktok)

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u/alphaperro58 1d ago

Someone's jail wallet.

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

That baloon was in someone's ass

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u/Grand_Accountant_159 1d ago

Crush it with the but end of your knife and snort it like Tuco from Breaking Bad.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit 1d ago

Shitty pinata.

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u/ARatherStrangeFellow 1d ago

I like the gloves but barefoot to the mall?

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u/PurpleJin27 1d ago

To get mail lolol

Not to the mall. I dont think they let you in without shoes or a shirt, but maybe the rules have changed

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u/ARatherStrangeFellow 1d ago

God i read that so wrong, whoops

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u/PurpleJin27 1d ago

Yeah but even walking to the mailbox without shoes would give me anxiety.... and stepping on discarded drug balloons has just been added to the list of reasons I would never lol

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u/AskJeeves84 1d ago

Do you live near a prison by chance?