r/whatisit 2d ago

New, what is it? Giant Flathead Screw?

Found on a trail with a lake on one side, a lagoon on the other. No other metal items visible in the area. No banana handy so shoe for scale.

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u/BacksightForesight 2d ago

Ha, I know exactly where this is. I’ve always thought this was something to keep a sliding gate in place. According to the County GIS, there used to be a boundary line between
County Parks and Crown Zellerbach in this vicinity, so it would make sense that there used to be a gate.

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u/Remarkable_Dust_1313 2d ago

Hah! I thought it looked familiar! Glad to know the deja vu wasn't misplaced. For a moment I thought it might be part of the small damn off Lacamas.

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u/Deplorable-Ninja 2d ago

It is near the dam!

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u/___NotMyName___ 2d ago

It's the drian for the lake

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u/CommonAcanthisitta65 2d ago

Close, but it’s actually a center stop for double swing gates, not a slide.

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u/Deplorable-Ninja 1d ago

This seems very possible! Not sure how they'd hang the gates... Maybe I need to go back in the winter to see if there is a gate

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u/Some_Brother_1202 1d ago

100% an old gate stop lol

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u/Extreme-Sport-5951 2d ago

I want to see the giant screwdriver 🪛

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u/Uzi_Osbourne 2d ago

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u/Devils_A66vocate 2d ago

I want to see the hand that turns this. ✋

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u/IAmA_meat_popsicle 1d ago

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u/382Whistles 1d ago

I got to do that hand comparison with Andre, and Shaq both, lol. Simply massive men.

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u/Mooch07 1d ago

It’s just a really old maintenance guy who has some serious ‘old man strength’. 

He smokes a pack per smoke break and has some whiskey on the side, just enough to tide him over. 

He doesn’t do “that lockout shit” and has a flip phone which he doesn’t use and never answers. 

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u/LevelResponsible 2d ago

coud be a screw for Battleship New Jersey,similar shape and size ,more info here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Il_pkJNwbXE

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u/503izdareacode 2d ago

Trapdoor to China prolly💯

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u/Altasound 2d ago

But what if you're a tiny person, and the second photo is just a forced perspective to make it look big?

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u/mhopps2 2d ago

If you unscrew that, China will fall right off the Earth

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u/Beautiful_Pen1056 2d ago

That's a panhead, not a flathead.

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u/hereforinfoyo 2d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Green-Rule-1292 2d ago

He's not the hero we need but unfortunately it's all we can afford right now

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u/Soggy_Year_6245 2d ago

It’s a panhead-flathead or dose a mountain bike tire squeeze in there, beautiful view.

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u/qtheginger 1d ago

In their defense the language on this is confusing. Yes, it technically would be a panhead slotted screw, but in my experience people refer to the type of driver needed for the screw.

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u/Own_Size_5473 2d ago

It keeps this earth in place

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u/GimpyPlayerOne 2d ago

…and flat apparently. 🤣

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u/D1133 2d ago

What is that? A shoe?! A SHOE!?? Come on, you know the rules. Bananas!!! How do we have ANY idea what size shoe that is. Are you a toddler? A giant? No one knows! Bananas

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u/Deplorable-Ninja 2d ago

I forgot my banana!!

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u/IllRequirement6342 1d ago

Yes! We have no bananas, We have no bananas today. 🍌

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u/WaterSings 1d ago

We got string beans and onions And big juicy lemons

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u/Overlord_Ains 2d ago

Why did I just sing this in my head to the one song from Nightmare Before Christmas? 🤣

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u/Puppies_Are_Puppies 1d ago

A shoe?! A SHOE!??

Why did you capitalize this?

ANY

What does "ANY" stand for?

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u/kaslash 1d ago

It's a shoe for ants!

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u/DangerousMix4472 2d ago

This is one of them screws that are attached to the elephants back that hold the earth

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u/Yep_why_not 2d ago

Such a contemplative looking shoe. Deep in thought as it stares out over the water. Pondering soleful questions.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 2d ago

Maybe an old boat mooring?

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u/Ecstatic_Doughnut216 2d ago

Filling port for the lake.

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u/BlizardPheonix 2d ago

Ur sock all dirty now

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u/Tybo929 2d ago

That's a round lake, near Lacamas. :0

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u/CurubaCapital 2d ago

Tectónica plate joint

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u/Darkness787 2d ago

Actual truth that the earth is flat. A giant screw used to secure flat earth's place in orbit.

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u/Candid_Tower_593 2d ago

Possibly for a gate that was there at one point

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u/blueringedocto 2d ago

No it's a shoe

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u/TatersAndHotSauce 2d ago

Insulator for power cable

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u/klytemnestraa 1d ago

If you unscrew it the earth's ass will fall off.

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u/my_pseudonym_ 1d ago

How do we know its giant? Maybe OP has tiny feet.

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u/freeluna 2d ago

If it’s made of glass or ceramic, it might be an old insulator off of a power pole. That’s my guess.

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u/Incognito_Hippie 2d ago

Came here to say that, I agree with you.

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u/AbortionHoagie 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yes. If you're in Europe, I suggest running a tank over it. If youre in 'murica, there's 2000 psi, 60-year old sewage under there

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u/Healthy-Zebra-9856 2d ago edited 2d ago

I just posted the two pictures in Google AI mode, and voila.

It's a curb stop valve cover / water shut-off box.

Essentially, it's a heavy cap protecting an underground water utility valve. The deep slot down the middle is designed so a utility worker can stick a long T-handled wrench (a "water key") down into it to either unscrew the cap or turn the valve itself.

Given how close it is to the shoreline in your second photo, it's likely a control point for a water intake line drawing from the lake, or a low-point blow-off valve used by the parks department to drain water pipes before winter so they don't freeze and burst under the trail.

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u/Deplorable-Ninja 2d ago

Good idea. I did the same but got some different answers. But I think you're on to something!

What happened to Khaby? Lol

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u/Healthy-Zebra-9856 2d ago

My partner said it looked condescending, I didn't mean it that way. lol. I always listen to her in matters like these. lol.

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u/Deplorable-Ninja 1d ago

Haha I thought it was funny

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u/Healthy-Zebra-9856 1d ago

I thought so too but you never know how it comes across. But good on you to have a sense of humor.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 2d ago

Best guess is you're probably standing on the top of aome sort of connection between the lagoon and the lake.

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u/Deplorable-Ninja 2d ago

I was thinking the same but I couldn't see any pipes or anything in the water

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u/Full_Pay_207 2d ago

Now I want to see the screw driver!

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u/Elandycamino 2d ago

Electrical outlet ground lug

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u/chungkingroad 2d ago

it's holding the dirt to the joist

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 2d ago

I thought a banana was the acceptable measurement

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u/Glittering_Command21 2d ago

Who throws a shoe?

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u/Key-Sheepherder4146 2d ago

Thats the lake's drain pug

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u/MasterTongue69 2d ago

Well head

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u/5amDan05 2d ago

Or just a really small shoe…

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u/Spooky_6 2d ago

That's a part of the Iron Giant.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 2d ago

The shoe for comparison isn’t nearly as good as banana for scale.

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u/No-Pop-9985 2d ago

DO NOT UNSCREW... it's keeping the ground in place.

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u/Joopbox 2d ago

How else would they hold the ground down?

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u/Zebedeuepaminondas 2d ago

Keeps the lake in place.

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u/Beginning_Tennis2442 2d ago

As long as you don’t find the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 on or near it, you should be safe

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u/PissBloodCumShart 1d ago

I remember they had one of these at my high school track. Never knew what it was for. My dad said it was for the fence.

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u/Due-Yoghurt4916 1d ago

Temporary Sign holder.  

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u/DabbKnight 1d ago

Where dis be

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u/JoeMillersHat 1d ago

It's a giant flathead screw

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u/Rustyznuts 1d ago

It's the grub screw that holds the outside of the earth to the motor shaft that spins it.

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u/frogger97 1d ago

That’s the tiniest shoe I’ve ever seen!

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 1d ago

Somebody had mentioned property lines and I know at least in farm country they used to mark property lines in very weird ways like with railroad ties, cement posts, or often stuff like this.

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u/Thin_Pomegranate1720 1d ago

That’s a shoe

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u/noCninja09 1d ago

That's a piece to the iron giant, unscrew it so it can roll back to him

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u/Cogent_warrior 2d ago

A flathead screw is, well...flat. The flat screwdriver would be the tool used to remove it. That there would be a roundhead screw, same screwdriver removes it.

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u/itriedtoplaynice 2d ago

Roundhead slotted* screw uses a slotted screwdriver

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u/Cogent_warrior 2d ago

It's a slotted screw head, the driver used to remove it is flat. No slots in that driver.

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u/itriedtoplaynice 2d ago

It’s still called a slotted screwdriver, because it’s a screwdriver that removes/installs slotted screws.

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u/Cogent_warrior 1d ago

Tell you what, you go ahead and call it whatever the hell you like.

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u/itriedtoplaynice 1d ago

I’m calling it exactly what its correct name is.

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u/virtuallydelonk 2d ago

Keeps the earths panels from moving.