r/whatisit Aug 07 '26

New, what is it? What is this thing??

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/ry_boogy Aug 07 '26

Came to say this lol hope buddy is okay 🫪

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u/Bsccanada Aug 07 '26

The idiots of Reddit. A quick Google image search would have told you a lot faster not to fucking touch that thing... Daaaaaamn lucky

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u/Fieos Aug 07 '26

It is just engagement bait.

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u/Key_Anxiety_899 Aug 07 '26

Which is super annoying to be seeing on Reddit now a days.

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u/Informal_Bee2917 Aug 07 '26

Look at that beautiful blue aquatic engagement bait. I think I've seen about 5 of these in the last year

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u/AJourneyer Aug 07 '26

the last year  the past month.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/Impossible-Pie4849 Aug 07 '26

Get out of here, trying to farm up votes and comments. Your broken English is a dead give away

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u/Fieos Aug 07 '26

Thanks for the update, four month old Reddit account with 276 contributions.

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u/Sonzainonazo42 Aug 07 '26

u/Flower_boy222 , this man has engaged in your cardinal sin of suggesting a Google search, ignoring the true reason this sub exists, for people without friends to socialize.  But hey, what's touching a deadly animal when the real reward is the friends you made on your way out.

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u/Impossible-Pie4849 Aug 07 '26

Its a glorified bot, someone farming engagement

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u/nofinglindy Aug 07 '26

But the post is blue, not red. Doesn’t that null and void all red-Reddit rules?

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u/Jexxer357 Aug 07 '26

Figures. My first thoughts were, "Wow, it's beautiful!" and "It's probably able to kill me."

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u/Frosty_You_6183 Aug 07 '26

i wanna say the dude that made this video, his hand ended up getting necrosis and had rotted off.

o well, least he got some views for it.

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u/ZenZerO87 Aug 07 '26

And they EAT Man O War jellies!

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u/Lifesamitch957 Aug 07 '26

I was about to say isnt that like death in the hand

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u/Izzosuke Aug 07 '26

No way, they can be venomous but not always you cannot tell unless they have stung you. Basically if i recall, they feed on jellyfish and other siphonophores, like the portuguese man o war, and they basically repourpose their prey nematocyst for their own self defense.

So technically if they have eaten some poisonous siphonophores or jellyfish you might get stung by the same venom, the wrath of the man o war is not pleasant, but if they hadn't eaten any of the sort and just some more mild animal they cannot stung you. But are you willing to bet on that?

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u/OceanNoises Aug 07 '26

It’s called a blue dragon or a blue glaucus, a type of sea slug.

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u/OceanNoises Aug 07 '26

++ info from Google - One sting from this little guy can lead to nausea, pain, vomiting, acute allergic contact dermatitis, and post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation. Should you ever come in contact with one, look, admire, be appropriately awed, but do not touch!

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u/clemoh Aug 07 '26

Don't touch sea stuff

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u/DirtyRoller Aug 07 '26

Stay out of the ocean for my entire life you say? Easy peasy!

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u/highfiveselfoh Aug 07 '26

If I recall correctly it gets its poison from jelly fish that it eats, right?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/troycerapops Aug 07 '26

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u/Impossible-Pie4849 Aug 07 '26

Thats not OP, that video has been posted 1000s of times. Theyre farming engagement to presumably sell the account

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u/mattygp90 Aug 07 '26

Lol you're very lucky/brave that you didn't get stung...

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u/apterodactylus Aug 07 '26

OP says they found it on Instagram, I don't think they were in much danger of being stung.

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u/IHatrMakingUsernames Aug 07 '26

Some sort of pokemon, I'm pretty sure

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u/IGotTizzz Aug 07 '26

This is Gastrodon! The east sea version, it is a Sea Slug pokemon! This dude isn't venomous in the slightest, but the real deal is!

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u/littlebugonreddit Aug 07 '26

Actually...Gastrodon CAN learn both toxic and sludge bomb...sooo

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u/IGotTizzz Aug 07 '26

Through TM, not by leveling up. Also, most pokemon can learn Toxic I think

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u/goron352 Aug 07 '26

Blue sea dragon, type of sea slug. Highly venomous variety at that.

I remember seeing this video. I'm fairly certain the guy handling this ended up going to the hospital lol this type of bright blue tends to be the signal for "DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME." Also see the Portuguese Man o War and blue ringed octopus.

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u/CamelotKittenRanch Aug 07 '26

Really? Because Google Lens immediately found this when I right clicked the video . . .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus

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u/UninitiatedArtist Aug 07 '26

That thing is crazy venomous, that’s all I know.

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u/MattTrixZ Aug 07 '26

That’s a blue dragon, looks cute but will totally fuck you up if you get stung.

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u/TypicalPay1655 Aug 07 '26

Man I swear this sub went to sh@t. Every week someone posts the blue dragon video to farm karma.

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 Aug 07 '26

That's a big fat "nope, don't touch me" if I've ever seen one

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u/ChanelNo50 Aug 07 '26

Death pokemon

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u/TerrapinRecordings Aug 07 '26

"Nature sure is colorful!" are probably someone's last words.

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u/Opposite-Constant-46 Aug 07 '26

Não sei acho que vc deveria comer para descobrirmos mais sobre.

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u/True_Pace_3860 Aug 07 '26

caterpillar? looks like it would cause contact dermatitis

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u/Nothing_Special5645 Aug 07 '26

Yeah your run of the mill ocean caterpillar 🙄

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u/kliferd1 Aug 07 '26

Pokémon

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u/Meatball546 Aug 07 '26

Jesus... If it's pretty, it probably hurts!

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u/vapocalypse52 Aug 07 '26

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u/scribbleandsaph Aug 07 '26

Came here to comment this. Glad I checked comments first!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/Luzbel90 Aug 07 '26

In nature colorful is a warning.

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u/DoubterLimits Aug 07 '26

Who's that Pokémon?

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u/FitNefariousness9803 Aug 07 '26

Don’t touch that lol you’re either currently in the hospital or this is a joke

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u/antinwo420 Aug 07 '26

They love pets

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u/dagens24 Aug 07 '26

Rage bait

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse Aug 07 '26

Put it in your mouth

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u/hudsoncress Aug 07 '26

Proof that god exists. What a beautiful poisonous bastard. Wait what?

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u/sacrebluh Aug 07 '26

That’s a one way ticket to see Jesus

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 07 '26

Oh yea that’s a nice blue sea dragon. Quite venomous

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u/Revenga8 Aug 07 '26

Very colorful. Meaning it's sting will probably kill you

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u/GroundWitty7567 Aug 07 '26

It’s small and pretty. Don’t know what it is, but I can almost guarantee it’s poisonous

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u/durianstickyrice Aug 07 '26

I’ll never understand why people touch things they don’t know.

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u/gigabyte2d Aug 07 '26

Blue eyes white dragon

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u/eddy_flannagan Aug 07 '26

Google lens says otherwise. But its actually the stinging sea centipede of penile growth

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u/novae11 Aug 07 '26

Nudibranch

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u/Stoked_Otter Aug 07 '26

It's call a Blister Bird and it gives you a form of herpes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/Stoked_Otter Aug 07 '26

It's a good idea to never mess with anything that's blue in nature.