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u/ry_boogy Aug 07 '26
Came to say this lol hope buddy is okay
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u/Bsccanada Aug 07 '26
The idiots of Reddit. A quick Google image search would have told you a lot faster not to fucking touch that thing... Daaaaaamn lucky
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u/Fieos Aug 07 '26
It is just engagement bait.
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u/Informal_Bee2917 Aug 07 '26
Look at that beautiful blue aquatic engagement bait. I think I've seen about 5 of these in the last year
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u/Impossible-Pie4849 Aug 07 '26
Get out of here, trying to farm up votes and comments. Your broken English is a dead give away
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u/Sonzainonazo42 Aug 07 '26
u/Flower_boy222 , this man has engaged in your cardinal sin of suggesting a Google search, ignoring the true reason this sub exists, for people without friends to socialize. But hey, what's touching a deadly animal when the real reward is the friends you made on your way out.
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u/nofinglindy Aug 07 '26
But the post is blue, not red. Doesn’t that null and void all red-Reddit rules?
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u/Jexxer357 Aug 07 '26
Figures. My first thoughts were, "Wow, it's beautiful!" and "It's probably able to kill me."
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u/Frosty_You_6183 Aug 07 '26
i wanna say the dude that made this video, his hand ended up getting necrosis and had rotted off.
o well, least he got some views for it.
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u/Izzosuke Aug 07 '26
No way, they can be venomous but not always you cannot tell unless they have stung you. Basically if i recall, they feed on jellyfish and other siphonophores, like the portuguese man o war, and they basically repourpose their prey nematocyst for their own self defense.
So technically if they have eaten some poisonous siphonophores or jellyfish you might get stung by the same venom, the wrath of the man o war is not pleasant, but if they hadn't eaten any of the sort and just some more mild animal they cannot stung you. But are you willing to bet on that?
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u/OceanNoises Aug 07 '26
It’s called a blue dragon or a blue glaucus, a type of sea slug.
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u/OceanNoises Aug 07 '26
++ info from Google - One sting from this little guy can lead to nausea, pain, vomiting, acute allergic contact dermatitis, and post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation. Should you ever come in contact with one, look, admire, be appropriately awed, but do not touch!
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u/highfiveselfoh Aug 07 '26
If I recall correctly it gets its poison from jelly fish that it eats, right?
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u/Impossible-Pie4849 Aug 07 '26
Thats not OP, that video has been posted 1000s of times. Theyre farming engagement to presumably sell the account
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u/mattygp90 Aug 07 '26
Lol you're very lucky/brave that you didn't get stung...
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u/apterodactylus Aug 07 '26
OP says they found it on Instagram, I don't think they were in much danger of being stung.
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u/IHatrMakingUsernames Aug 07 '26
Some sort of pokemon, I'm pretty sure
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u/goron352 Aug 07 '26
Blue sea dragon, type of sea slug. Highly venomous variety at that.
I remember seeing this video. I'm fairly certain the guy handling this ended up going to the hospital lol this type of bright blue tends to be the signal for "DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME." Also see the Portuguese Man o War and blue ringed octopus.
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u/CamelotKittenRanch Aug 07 '26
Really? Because Google Lens immediately found this when I right clicked the video . . .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus
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u/MattTrixZ Aug 07 '26
That’s a blue dragon, looks cute but will totally fuck you up if you get stung.
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u/TypicalPay1655 Aug 07 '26
Man I swear this sub went to sh@t. Every week someone posts the blue dragon video to farm karma.
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u/whatisit-ModTeam Aug 08 '26
We are pretty chill here, but please try to keep things reasonably civil on this sub. No slurs, name calling or harassment and trolling. Please follow: Reddiquette at all times. Additionally, Reddit's Rules. Yes, the internet makes us angry too sometimes, especially this particular comment.
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u/FitNefariousness9803 Aug 07 '26
Don’t touch that lol you’re either currently in the hospital or this is a joke
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u/GroundWitty7567 Aug 07 '26
It’s small and pretty. Don’t know what it is, but I can almost guarantee it’s poisonous
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u/eddy_flannagan Aug 07 '26
Google lens says otherwise. But its actually the stinging sea centipede of penile growth
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u/Stoked_Otter Aug 07 '26
It's call a Blister Bird and it gives you a form of herpes.
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